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Pizza

昨天台北吃最爛的 pizza
買單應該給我打個七折
但那個不是真的我在氣得
氣得是它用紐約的名字

吃了它第一口我就不爽
這是什麼味道？完全不像
最不喜歡餓的時候上當
讓我只想衝進你的廚房

塞你那些廚師兩個巴掌
對 就是那麼誇張
真是傻瓜 膽子好大
這麼簡單的食物也搞砸

對於網上那些稱讚
感覺一定是你朋友或著笨蛋
這麼難吃給誰評論
要是我的話就一定給你零分

我給你零分 不值得你的名稱
這種味道真是丟臉
還好意思媽的說你來自紐約

Pizza pizza pizza
沒有吃過這麼難吃的 pizza
Pizza pizza pizza
還好意思用紐約的名字
Pizza pizza (uh)
味道吃起來像它是鼻屎 (Jesus)
Pizza pizza pizza
最好當我買單 七折

我不是故意整你
但是你先整了自己
也許你不知道我是
紐約來的 pizza博士

吃了二十幾年我不騙你
以我經驗好吃又便宜
但是你的卻難吃又貴
還沒吃完已經覺得後悔

300元的pizza只有幾吋
沒人說你就把客人當成愚蠢
害我寫了一首特別幫你推銷
算你騙了一個紐約人的回報

Pizza pizza pizza
沒有吃過這麼難吃的 pizza
Pizza pizza pizza
還好意思用紐約的名字
Pizza pizza (uh)
味道吃起來像它是鼻屎 (Jesus)
Pizza pizza pizza
最好當我買單 七折

讓我解釋真的紐約 pizza 怎麼樣
基本上是需要味道好的番茄醬
口感QQ 疊成一半
讓那油一直流到它滴完

Mozzarella cheese那是必須
要不然不算是來自我的地區
不必假裝 才能賺錢
這是真的來自紐約人的觀點

我們的觀點 騙我們就翻臉
這樣說你 只是好意
下次取名 最好小心

Pizza pizza pizza
沒有吃過這麼難吃的 pizza
Pizza pizza pizza
還好意思用紐約的名字
Pizza pizza (uh)
味道吃起來像它是鼻屎 (Jesus)
Pizza pizza pizza
最好當我買單 七折

Pizza

Yesterday ate the worst pizza in Taipei
You should have given me a 70% discount for the meal
But that's not what really upset me
You made the pizza in the name of New York

I was upset after the first bite
What is this flavor? It's nothing like it
I hate it the most when I'm hungry and get tricked
It makes me want to rush into your kitchen

And slap your chefs twice
Yeah, that's how exaggerated it is
You are such a fool, how dare you
Even mess up such a simple food

For those who praised you online
Your friends must have written the comment, or they are idiots
Who would rate such a terrible food?
If I were the one rating you, I would definitely give you zero

I give you zero, you don't deserve the name
The flavor is such a disgrace
And you have the audacity to say you're from New York

Pizza pizza pizza
I've never had such a terrible pizza
Pizza pizza pizza
You have the audacity to use the name of New York
Pizza pizza (uh)
It tastes like booger (Jesus)
Pizza pizza pizza
You better give me a 70% discount when I pay

I'm not here to pick on you
But you picked on yourself first
You probably don't know who I am
I am a pizza Ph.D. from New York

I've eaten pizzas for over 20 years, I'm not lying to you
My experience tells me good food is affordable
But yours is expensive and terrible
I've been regretting it since I started eating

How can a 300-dollar pizza be only a few inches?
No one told you to treat your customers like fools
That's why I wrote a song especially to advertise for you
Consider it a payback that you tricked a New Yorker

Pizza pizza pizza
I've never had such a terrible pizza
Pizza pizza pizza
You have the audacity to use the name of New York
Pizza pizza (uh)
It tastes like booger (Jesus)
Pizza pizza pizza
You better give me a 70% discount when I pay

Let me explain the real pizza in New York
Basically you need a good tasting tomato sauce
Chewy texture, fold it in half
Let the oil drip down until it's gone

Mozzarella cheese is a must
Otherwise it's not from my area
Don't pretend to be able to make money
This is the view from a real New Yorker

Our opinion is, if you lie, we will flip out
I'm only telling you this for your own good
Next time you name your food

Pizza pizza pizza
I've never had such a terrible pizza
Pizza pizza pizza
You have the audacity to use the name of New York
Pizza pizza (uh)
It tastes like booger (Jesus)
Pizza pizza pizza
You better give me a 70% discount when I pay