Paroles et traduction 軟硬天師 - 川保黎明燒著軟硬耀司

川保黎明燒著軟硬耀司

同志 乜你今朝又甘遲
去溫川保久齡定系山本耀司
梗系摸佐落去中環既Joyce
再過埋隔離果間 者者ArmaniI
我盲目朝拜各國各款名牌子
搵返最相熟個個女Sell屎
羅完Discount就跟住去數銀紙
多謝六萬七找翻兩毫子
我只系買件T恤系Over Size
上面印住一個好鬼大既C字
究竟呢件'既'野系咩料子
系黎自意大利既無敵新名牌子
叫做Italiano加'He No磨Eat池'
我猛甘點頭扮曬懶有Taste
準備轉身辦埋Issey Miyaki
點知拒話聽朝 有我就興過火屎
瘋狂既Design有Jpg
金魚缸笠頭十足怪物小王子
著住Comme Des Garcons
走去逼巴士 咩個鴨仔袋就話系設計師
親條501既Levi's
著左Dr.Martin就好似行得快D
曾幾何時靚仔都著Bally
鹹魚翻生 又有KickersS
生活既倉庫我會走去Uny

大丸有名貴雪糕糯米
Tokio Kumagai大戰Issey Miyaki
Comme Ca Du Mode力撼British Colony
C.P. Company 發夢贏左Yohji
Bennetton個細佬叫Bossini
永遠懷念與發街個間Esprit
其實呢D牌子都似系Fantasy
我既然扮得設計師
就要去Headquarters溫高佬Jackie
電翻個靚頭學Terrence Trent D'Arby
點知電完出黎似我偶像希斯
又有D似荷蘭個個古烈治
電左個靚頭 梗要約人開P
我落完Soho再落JJ'S
佢話Members Only 我話我有Face
我識得大傻可否通融D
佢一腳紳我 過左尖東海皮
我一身名牌巨都對我如此
究竟點樣先系一個成功Yuppies
究竟點樣先系一個成功Yuppies
其實呢D通通都系物質主義
你過份沉迷就會呆呆癡癡
做人千萬不可玩物喪志
樣樣事都系要適可而止同志!
這一串牌子 穿起好似Yuppies
個老細無話我知 這一串牌子
必須有金既A.E. 我要猛甘透支

Chuanbao Dawn Burns Ruan Ying Yashi

Comrade, why are you so late this morning?
Did you go to Chuanbao to stay young, or did you go to Yamamoto Yashi?
Of course, I went to Joyce in Central.
Then I went to the Armani next door.
I blindly worship famous brands from all over the world.
I find the most familiar female sales associate.
After I get the discount, I go and count the money.
Thank you, sixty-seven thousand, and here's the two cents.
I only bought an oversized T-shirt.
It has a big "C" printed on it.
What is the material of this "C"?
It's from Italy, the invincible new brand.
It's called Italiano plus "He No Mo Eat Chi".
I nodded vigorously and pretended to be tasteful.
I prepared to turn around and go to Issey Miyaki.
But he said, "If you come tomorrow, I'll fire you."
Crazy design, with Jpg.
A goldfish bowl on the head, like a monster prince.
Wearing Comme Des Garçons.
Squeezing into the bus, what kind of duckling bag is that called a designer?
Stick to Levi's 501.
Wearing Dr. Martin's makes it seem like I can walk faster.
Once upon a time, handsome guys all wore Bally.
A comeback with a vengeance, with Kickers S.
I go to Uny for my living warehouse.

Daimaru has famous ice cream and glutinous rice.
Tokio Kumagai versus Issey Miyaki.
Comme Ca Du Mode challenges British Colony.
C.P. Company dreams of defeating Yohji.
Benetton's little brother is called Bossini.
I miss the Esprit on Fa Yuen Street.
In fact, these brands are all like fantasies.
Since I'm pretending to be a designer,
I have to go to Headquarters to learn from Gao Lao Jackie.
Permed a cool head like Terence Trent D'Arby.
But after the perm, I look like my idol, Heath.
And also a little bit like Holland's Gullit.
After the perm, I have to ask people out.
I went from Soho to JJ's.
They said, "Members Only," but I said, "I have face."
I know Dashua. Can you make an exception?
He kicked me, and I went over the East Coast Pier.
All my famous brands are so giant, but this is how they treat me.
What is the way to become a successful Yuppie?
What is the way to become a successful Yuppie?
In fact, all these are materialism.
If you indulge in it too much, you will become foolish.
Never let material things destroy your ambition.
Everything should be done in moderation, comrade!
This series of brands makes me look like a Yuppie.
The boss didn't tell me that this series of brands
must have a gold A.E. I have to overdraft.