Paroles et traduction 農夫 - P 得霸氣一點 (feat. KiKi)

P 得霸氣一點 (feat. KiKi)

好多人話，佢鍾意影相，其實我一啲都唔鍾意影相，我淨係鍾意自拍，大神救救我呀

喂大佬你明明真人就chok過林
搞乜鬼你影相就變咗周中㗎
！你連美圖秀秀都唔識用？
等我教你特別自拍神功啦
嗱你揀好個mode擺好個pose
咁咪靚哂囉

我條腰唔夠幼 我條腿唔夠瘦
P走隔離條友 P大我個心口
大神請你救救 我有美圖秀秀
P多個頭 P多對手 P到天下我有

開始啦 最緊要相機拍先 相機拍先
開餐啦 最緊要相機吔先 相機吔先
開波啦 最緊要相機踢先 相機踢先
各大神大神 麻煩P得霸氣一點

唔洗拗 嚟個三炒高炒低炒側炒
唔洗比較 我未加特效
你同我定啲啦啲啦 我知啦知啦
再PP 最緊要P啲罅
嗱 咪有囉 你咪有蘿
就算一個肥佬 我見你一場嚟到
我都幫你P個曱甴肚
就算一個醜女 我都唔想你受罪
我幫你P到男人流口水
一拎起自拍神器 個個變獨臂神尼
單手影 咁神奇 我哋有自拍神技
呢面 嗰面 左面 你喺邊面
呢面 嗰面 左面 側面
拉麵 撈麵 炒麵 丁麵
邊面 嗰面 最後一面
面面面面面 食你煮麵

舉高你部手機
準備對住我地
趁我仲喺度 咪棟喺度 要自拍就過嚟
你P到似韓星
(其實) 真人似糖兄
你P圖 要知道 咪改到 基因改造
大神 求求你
幫我P架法拉利
加個陳法拉挨喺我大脾
美圖唔代表我自卑
我點樣執相有我權利
唔欣賞 照分享
我我我有一個夢想
(P張相嚟氹自己)
呢面 嗰面 左面 你喺邊面
呢面 嗰面 左面 側面
拉麵 撈麵 炒麵 丁麵
邊面 嗰面 最後一面
面面面面面 食你煮
拉麵 撈麵 炒麵 丁麵
伊麵伊健加埋李思in
臨兵鬥者皆陣列在前 誅邪

個個都美肌遮瑕 遮埋雙下爬㗎啦
嗱你執大埋隻眼 削骨還父
修腳拉長埋個人
畫走埋個肚腩
喔！要條罅呀嘛
好 一鍵美顏咪變周秀娜囉
咁魯芬BB都變Angelababy啦

Repeat x 2

P De Ba Qi Yi Dian (feat. KiKi)

So many people say you like taking pictures, in fact I don't like taking pictures at all, I only like taking selfies, master/god, please help me

Hey buddy, you obviously are really handsome in person
What the heck, why do you look like a different person in pictures?
You don't even know how to use the beauty app?
Let me teach you the special selfie technique!
Now choose a filter, set your pose
Wow, this is so beautiful!

My waist is not thin, my legs are not thin
Photo-edit: Remove that dude next to me, enlarge my chest
Master/god, please help me, I have a beauty app
Add a head, add a pair of hands, edit until I'm the only person in the picture

Let's begin, the most important thing is to take a picture first, take a picture first
Let's begin, the most important thing is to eat first, eat first
Let's begin, the most important thing is to kick first, kick first
Masters/gods, masters/gods, please help edit the photo to be a little more domineering

Don't argue, now we do a stir-fry, high-fry, low-fry, side-fry
Don't compare, I haven't added any special effects
settle down, settle down, I know, I know
Edit again, the most important thing is to edit the gaps between things
Tada! Now you look slim
Even if you're fat, I see that you've come all this way
Let me edit you into a six-pack stomach
Even if you're ugly, I don't want you to suffer
I'll edit you until men drool over you
Once we pick up the selfie stick, we all become one-armed goddesses
Take a picture with one hand, so magical, we have the selfie technique
This side, that side, left side, which side are you on?
This side, that side, left side, side side
Ramen, lo mein, fried noodles, instant noodles
Which side, that side, the last side
All sides, all sides, eat your noodles

Hold up your phone
Get ready to face us
While I'm still here, don't just stand there, if you want to take a selfie, come over
I edit until you look like a Korean star
(But) in person, you look like a fool
You should know that you can't edit so much that you need a genetic makeover
Master/god, please
Help me edit a Ferrari
Add Fan Bingbing sitting on my lap
Beauty apps don't mean I'm self-conscious
How I edit my photos is my right
If you don't appreciate it, share it anyway
I, I, I have a dream
(Edit a photo to comfort me)
This side, that side, left side, which side are you on?
This side, that side, left side, side side
Ramen, lo mein, fried noodles, instant noodles
Which side, that side, the last side
All sides, all sides, eat your cooking
Ramen, lo mein, fried noodles, instant noodles
E-noodles, Ekin Cheng, plus Lee Sirin
Soldiers ready for battle, kill evil

Everyone uses beauty filters to cover up their double chins
Now enlarge your eyes, give your bones back to your father
Trim your feet, make yourself taller
Draw out your stomach
Oh! You want a gap too?
Great, just one click of the beauty button and you'll look like Zhou Xiuna!
Even Sister Ruifen will look like Angelababy!

Repeat x 2