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港女收港男皮

你啲港女最冇品 餐餐食飯要我埋單你仲要食凸人
總之奉旨靠男人養 你係咪天生植物人
一句說話有幾個英文 用又用得核突
成日although又but
Although呢度女多過男
But我都忍你
我知道化妝唔算遲到 我都次次等你
叫你洗衫 你話gel咗甲怕整爛
叫你洗碗 你話餓死都唔煮飯
你講嘢點解可以咁高key
你諗嘢點解可以低B
你識字 我可以
嘗試賞賜你一個字
嗱 啦
嗱 啦
港女邊似ladies
港女邊有taste
冇搞錯你咪搞我
啲港女只愛港紙
嗱 啦
嗱 啦
港女邊似ladies
港女邊有taste
冇搞錯你咪搞我
啲港女只愛港紙
港女幾廿歲 攬住隻公仔周圍去
去都邊都要影相 一個地點影幾百張
影完變做分享狂 上網緊要過上天堂
秒秒都follow追Po 但係唔知邊個特朗普

你講嘢點解可以咁高key
你諗嘢點解可以低B
你識字 我可以
嘗試賞賜你一個字
嗱 啦
嗱 啦

你哋講夠未呀 你哋全部同我 收聲
你哋啲港男 淨係識講人
從來咩叫做禮貌
叫你請食飯 食得你幾銀
幾廿年後仲斤斤計較
又要大男人又冇上進心
明明係自卑又睇唔起人
話我淨係Po文機不離身
對新聞漠不關心
你試吓打機嗰陣我識咗你嗰wifi你會點諗
邊個雙重標準淨係Judge人
一講英文就會失禁
學咗幾廿年英文仲yes no what
I go to school by bus
唔係我講嘢太高音
係你沉到喃嘸咁

港男係乜 就係乜都唔得淨係識
港男係乜 就係乜都唔得淨係識噏

嗱 啦
嗱 啦
港男邊有大志 港男邊有guts
冇搞錯你咪搞我 啲港男得個講字
嗱 啦
嗱 啦
港男邊有大志 港男邊有guts
冇搞錯你咪搞我 啲港男得個講字

Hong Kong Girls Receive Hong Kong Boys' Money

You Hong Kong girls are despicable, dining on my dime every meal and eating until you're stuffed
You all demand to be kept by men. Are you all vegetative people by nature?
In every sentence, you toss around English words and phrases, using them terribly.
You're always saying "although" and "but".
Although there are more women than men here,
But I put up with you.
I understand that putting on makeup isn't considered being late, so I wait for you each time.
When I ask you to do laundry, you say you can't because your gel manicure might get ruined.
When I ask you to do the dishes, you say you'd rather starve than cook.
Why is your voice always so loud?
Why is your thinking so low-level?
You know how to read, and I can
Try to reward you with a single word.
Na, la
Na, la
Hong Kong girls are nothing like ladies.
Hong Kong girls have no taste.
Don't mess with me.
Hong Kong girls only love Hong Kong banknotes.
Na, la
Na, la
Hong Kong girls are nothing like ladies.
Hong Kong girls have no taste.
Don't mess with me.
Hong Kong girls only love Hong Kong banknotes.
Hong Kong girls are well into their twenties, still carrying stuffed animals everywhere they go.
They have to take pictures everywhere, snapping hundreds at every location.
After taking pictures, they become sharing maniacs, more concerned with the internet than heaven.
They're always following and posting, but they don't know who Trump is.

Why is your voice always so loud?
Why is your thinking so low-level?
You know how to read, and I can
Try to reward you with a single word.
Na, la
Na, la

Are you done yet? Shut up all of you!
You Hong Kong men only know how to talk trash.
You've never heard of manners.
When I ask you to buy me dinner, it doesn't cost you an arm and a leg.
Decades later, you're still counting every penny.
You want to be macho men, but have no ambition.
You're clearly inferior, but look down on us.
You say I'm always on my phone, snapping pictures,
That I don't care about the news.
Try turning off my wifi while I'm playing a game and see how you feel.
Who's the one with double standards, always judging others?
You can't help but throw in English words when you talk.
You've been learning English for decades, and you still only know "yes," "no," and "what"?
I go to school by bus.
It's not that I'm speaking too loudly.
It's that you're so quiet, you can hardly be heard.

Hong Kong men are good for nothing except
Hong Kong men are good for nothing except flapping their gums.

Na, la
Na, la
Hong Kong men have no ambition, Hong Kong men have no guts,
Don't mess with me, Hong Kong men are all talk.
Na, la
Na, la
Hong Kong men have no ambition, Hong Kong men have no guts,
Don't mess with me, Hong Kong men are all talk.