Paroles et traduction 農夫 - 答案有三個

答案有三個

為什麼都有十萬個
答案又點止一個
無話答錯 唔答錯 啲答案未答過
答案都有三個

唉 答案有三個 答錯再答一個
我答答你 你答答我
答下你 答下我 答答下你答錯

答案有三個 答錯再答一個
我答答你 你答答我
答下你 答下我 答答下你答錯

為什麼有啲答案你答過
有人問你答錯 答案有三個
咁點解會生咗我呢個細路哥?
因為答案有三個

第一個 你媽媽計錯咗
第二個 你爸爸無用囉
第三個 佢哋計咗又用咗
但係照下鏡 眼仔碌碌

係咪有啲似隔離屋個叔叔
問點解咁多年都未破戒
因為你讀咗幾年和尚寺 食咗幾年齌
平安夜屋企人唔俾你出街

上一上 Facebook 又 on 唔到 line
我同老婆去到感情關口
搞離婚要分手想箍煲 點樣開口

可以為老婆寫首 rap
可以俾家用係張無銀碼嘅 cheque
可以話老婆錫錫
我以後每晚都會差差差 差 my breast

答案有三個 答錯再答一個
我答答你 你答答我
答下你 答下我 答答下你答錯

答案有三個 答錯再答一個
我答答你 你答答我
答下你 答下我 答答下你答錯

問問我 我會答
答案有三個 個個有性格
點解我平時牙擦擦
但係最驚嘅就係曱甴?

因為每當你諗緊個答案
你至發現佢係你飲緊嗰碗湯
你最驚佢 因為你仲未見過
你女朋友落咗個妝

因為佢寧舍惡過人 又唔係同佢有親
佢大架光臨 你就要買間來來屋俾佢訓
問問點解咁大個人 都仲未見過聖誕老人?

可能幫佢渣車個隻鹿
渣得唔舒服 告佢虐畜
又可能個陣亂爬入屋
人哋同佢唔熟 咪拉咗佢返警局

最可能聖誕老人老喇
無牙想整棚假牙
你無見過個老人家
因為睇牙梗係上深圳啦

Lastly 我想知呢首歌有乜野意思
Firstly 擺明無意思 兩個 lazy 嘅 MC
答案得一個 夾硬一加二

呃多啲歌詞 咁你都唔知?
Secondly 都係無乜意義
兩個才子太過有創意
答案得一個 夾硬一加二
寫多啲歌詞 報答啲 fans
最後話你知 首歌太有意思

人生得一次需盡歡
如果答案得一個會太悶
答案可以有幾個 答錯咗再黎過
咪再鎖住你 鎖住我 問題有無限個結果

答案有三個 答錯再答一個
我答答你 你答答我
答下你 答下我 答答下你答錯

答案有三個 答錯再答一個
我答答你 你答答我
答下你 答下我 答答下你答錯

Three Answers

Why are there always a hundred thousand
Yet there are more than one answer
Without being wrong, or not wrong, these answers have never been answered before
There are three answers

Oh, there are three answers, answer wrong and answer again
I answer you, you answer me
Answer to you, answer to me, answer to you and answer wrong

There are three answers, answer wrong and answer again
I answer you, you answer me
Answer to you, answer to me, answer to you and answer wrong

Why are there some answers that you have answered
When someone asks, you answer wrong, there are three answers
So why did I, this little guy, get born?
Because there are three answers

First, your mom calculated wrong
Second, your dad is useless
Third, they calculated and used
But looking at the mirror, your eyes are active

Do you look a bit like the uncle next door?
Asking why all these years have not broken the habit
Because you studied in a monastery for years and ate vegetarian food for years
On Christmas Eve, your family won't let you go out

Go on Facebook and you can't get on the line
My wife and I reach an emotional impasse
To get a divorce, to break up, to make up, how do I speak?

You can write a rap for your wife
You can give her a check with no amount on it
You can tell your wife to kiss you
From now on, every night I will suck, suck, suck, suck my breast

There are three answers, answer wrong and answer again
I answer you, you answer me
Answer to you, answer to me, answer to you and answer wrong

There are three answers, answer wrong and answer again
I answer you, you answer me
Answer to you, answer to me, answer to you and answer wrong

Ask me, I will answer
There are three answers, each with its own character
Why do I usually have a bad breath?
But what scares me the most is a cockroach?

Because whenever you are thinking of an answer
You realize it's the soup you are drinking
You are most afraid of it because you have never seen it
Your girlfriend has put on makeup

Because it is worse than people and not related to them
If it comes, you have to buy a Lai Lai house for it to sleep in
Ask why such a big person has never seen Santa Claus?

Maybe he is the reindeer driving for him
If he drives uncomfortably, sue him for animal cruelty
Or maybe he crawled into the house randomly at that time
People don't know him, so they arrested him and took him to the police station

Most likely Santa Claus is old
No teeth, wants to get dentures
You have never seen an old man
Because they always go to Shenzhen to see a dentist

Lastly I want to know what is the meaning of this song?
Firstly, it is obvious that it has no meaning, two lazy MCs
There is only one answer, but two more are added

To cheat more lyrics, so you don't know?
Secondly, it still has no meaning
Two talents are too creative
There is only one answer, but two more are added
Write more lyrics to thank the fans
Finally, let me tell you, the song is very interesting

Life is a one-time thing, enjoy it
If there is only one answer, it will be too boring
There can be multiple answers. If you get it wrong, you can try again
Don't lock you, lock me, questions have infinite results

There are three answers, answer wrong and answer again
I answer you, you answer me
Answer to you, answer to me, answer to you and answer wrong

There are three answers, answer wrong and answer again
I answer you, you answer me
Answer to you, answer to me, answer to you and answer wrong