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雙喜臨門

當你好憎你爸爸攞佢張結婚相睇嚇
當晚佢娶你媽媽首先要接新娘啲姊妹無個似樣
玩game定係玩命玩過嘅都驚慘過去O Camp
老婆喺度執妝班兄弟俾人濕corn
個個都失儀無人理吉時

好啦好啦搞嚇搞嚇終於去到擺酒
又要影相又要握手老婆俾人拐走
嗰幾台啲親戚冇一個識
開飯到散席見嘢就食

一家七口俾七舊你老豆話親戚唔需要珍惜
萬幾蚊圍要話酒微菜薄萬幾人嚟（餵走未）再踱
外母又十圍奶奶又十圍兩個人一齊啲家長要威
呢對夫妻坐低計一計最緊要係（攞酒嚟）

搞一晚又無咗首期佢當初最偉大冇得比
全世界講一次恭喜（恭喜）
結婚即刻當晚有咗你（有咗你）
全世界講多次恭喜（恭喜）
你生仔咪鬼激氣結婚相永久一世鑲起

當你好憎你媽媽攞你張BB相睇嚇
你係點樣變到而家咁就要請返攞起驗孕棒嗰晚
（恭喜恭喜） 恭乜喜樓都未供得起就要供你
一開頭一味系嘔一係好胃口到食得落一圍酒

成日去廁所但係一直嚟嚟去去得一滴
呢樣唔做得嗰樣唔食得大肚婆淨系識得抑鬱
生仔仲要爭位醫院話唔係用人仔（抵你有問題）
等到作動一生生咗十個鐘頭唔講有幾痛你老豆嚇到要急救

話咁快就要餵人奶啜到型都變埋都仲系唔夠派
成個月瞓一晚唔死都虛脫坐月未補返又要擺滿月
姨媽姑姐多到個個要薑醋BB衫好多套送現金好無
（有便便）要Po上Facebook（早一年）要報定Playgroup

佢當初最偉大冇得比
全世界講一次恭喜（恭喜）
結婚即刻當晚有咗你（有咗你）
全世界講多次恭喜（恭喜）
你生仔咪鬼激氣結婚相永久一世鑲起

嘴佢（嘴佢）
除衫（除衫）
乾呀（乾呀）
乾呀（乾呀） 清啦

全世界講一次恭喜（恭喜）
結婚即刻當晚有咗你（有咗你）
全世界講多次恭喜（恭喜）
你生仔咪鬼激氣結婚相永久一世鑲起

全世界講一次恭喜（恭喜）
結婚即刻當晚有咗你（有咗你）
全世界講多次恭喜（恭喜）
你生仔咪鬼激氣結婚相永久一世鑲起

Double Happiness

When you hate your dad so much, you take out his wedding photos to look at them
That night, he married your mother. First, he had to receive the bride. None of her sisters looked decent.
Was it a game or a matter of life and death? Anyone who played it was terrified. It was a disaster at the O Camp.
Your wife is getting dressed, your groomsmen are getting wet corn.
Everyone is misbehaving. No one cares about the auspicious time.

Alright, alright, after all the fuss, it's finally time for the wedding banquet.
There's more picture taking and handshaking. Your wife is whisked away.
I don't know a single one of those other relatives.
The meal is served, and the banquet ends. I eat everything I see.

Seven of us make a family of seven. Your dad says relatives are not worth cherishing.
Ten thousand a table, for wine as thin as water and dishes as meager. Ten thousand people come. (Are you done eating?) We move on.
Your mother-in-law has ten tables. Your grandmother has ten tables. Both of them put on a show for the relatives.
This couple sits down and calculates. The most important thing is (to get some wine).

One night of celebration, and my down payment is gone. He used to be the greatest, but not anymore.
The whole world says congratulations (congratulations) once.
You get pregnant on your wedding night.
The whole world says congratulations (congratulations) again.
When your son is born, don't be angry. Your wedding photos will be framed and displayed forever.

When you hate your mother so much, you take out your baby pictures to look at them.
How did you become what you are today? We'll have to go back to that night when you picked up the pregnancy test.
(Congratulations, congratulations) Congratulations on what? We can't even afford a house, and now we have to support you.
At first, you were either throwing up or had a good appetite, until you could eat a whole table of food and drink.

You went to the bathroom all the time, but you only had a few drops of urine.
You weren't allowed to do this, you weren't allowed to eat that. Pregnant women are always depressed.
To give birth, you had to fight for a place. The hospital said they didn't accept RMB. (You deserve to have problems.)
When you finally went into labor, it took ten hours to give birth. You were in so much pain, your dad had to be rushed to the emergency room.

Before you know it, you have to breastfeed. You suck so hard that you even get wrinkles, and you still don't get enough milk.
You don't sleep for a whole month. It's a relief that you don't die. Before the confinement period is over, you have to celebrate the baby's first month.
Your aunts and sisters-in-law come in droves, each demanding ginger vinegar. They give you tons of baby clothes. Cash gifts are always welcome.
(There's poop) You have to post it on Facebook. (A year in advance) You have to register for Playgroup.

He used to be the greatest, but not anymore.
The whole world says congratulations (congratulations) once.
You get pregnant on your wedding night.
The whole world says congratulations (congratulations) again.
When your son is born, don't be angry. Your wedding photos will be framed and displayed forever.

Kiss her (kiss her)
Take off your clothes (take off your clothes)
Dry her (dry her)
Dry her (dry her) Clean her up

The whole world says congratulations (congratulations) once.
You get pregnant on your wedding night.
The whole world says congratulations (congratulations) again.
When your son is born, don't be angry. Your wedding photos will be framed and displayed forever.

The whole world says congratulations (congratulations) once.
You get pregnant on your wedding night.
The whole world says congratulations (congratulations) again.
When your son is born, don't be angry. Your wedding photos will be framed and displayed forever.