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Double Happiness

當你好憎你爸爸 攞佢張結婚相睇吓
當晚佢娶你媽媽 首先要接新娘 啲姊妹無個似樣
玩game定係玩命 玩過嘅都驚 慘過去O Camp
老婆喺度執妝 班兄弟俾人濕corn
個個都失儀 無人理吉時
好啦好啦搞吓搞吓終於去到擺酒
又要影相又要握手老婆俾人拐走
嗰幾檯啲親戚 冇一個識 開飯到散席 見嘢就食
一家七口俾七舊 你老豆話 親戚唔需要珍惜
萬幾蚊圍要話酒微菜薄 萬幾人嚟（喂走未）再踱
外母又十圍 奶奶又十圍 兩個人一齊啲家長要威
呢對夫妻坐低計一計 最緊要係（攞酒嚟）
搞一晚又無咗首期 佢當初最偉大冇得比

全世界講一次恭喜（恭喜）
結婚即刻當晚有咗你（有咗你）
全世界講多次恭喜（恭喜）
你生仔咪鬼激氣 結婚相永久一世鑲起

當你好憎你媽媽 攞你張BB相睇吓
你係點樣變到而家 咁就要請返攞起驗孕棒嗰晚
（恭喜恭喜） 恭乜喜 樓都未供得起 就要供你
一開頭 一味係嘔 一係好胃口到食得落一圍酒
成日去廁所 但係一直 嚟嚟去去得一滴
呢樣唔做得 嗰樣唔食得 大肚婆淨係識得抑鬱
生仔仲要爭位醫院話唔係用人仔（抵你有問題）
等到作動一生生咗十個鐘頭 唔講有幾痛你老豆嚇到要急救
話咁快就要餵人奶 啜到型都變埋都仲係唔夠派
成個月 瞓一晚 唔死都虛脫 坐月未補返又要擺滿月
姨媽姑姐多到 個個要薑醋 BB衫好多套 送現金好無
以前36/24/36 今日？ 你老豆返咗大陸
佢當初最偉大冇得比

全世界講一次恭喜（恭喜）
結婚即刻當晚有咗你（有咗你）
全世界講多次恭喜（恭喜）
你生仔咪鬼激氣 結婚相永久一世鑲起

嘴佢（嘴佢） 除衫（除衫）
乾呀（乾呀） 乾呀（乾呀） 清啦

全世界講一次恭喜（恭喜）
結婚即刻當晚有咗你（有咗你）
全世界講多次恭喜（恭喜）
你生仔咪鬼激氣 結婚相永久一世鑲起
全世界講一次恭喜（恭喜）
結婚即刻當晚有咗你（有咗你）
全世界講多次恭喜（恭喜）
你生仔咪鬼激氣 結婚相永久一世鑲起

Double Happiness

When you hate your father, look at your wedding picture
When he married your mother that night, he had to first meet the bride; none of the bridesmaids were stylish
Playing games or playing for life, everyone who played was scared, worse than O Camp
Your wife is getting ready, the brothers are getting wet corn
Everyone is losing their composure, no one cares about the auspicious time
Okay, okay, after some messing around, it's finally time for the wedding banquet
Have to take pictures, have to shake hands, your wife was stolen away
Those few tables of relatives, I don't know any of them; from the start of the meal to the end, they just eat whatever they see
A family of seven for seven dollars; your father said, relatives are not worth cherishing
A ten-thousand-dollar banquet to call the wine weak and the food bland; ten thousand people come (hey, are you leaving yet) and then leave
Your mother-in-law has ten tables, your grandmother has ten tables; the two of them together, the parents want to show off
This couple sits down and calculates, the most important thing is (bring the wine)
After one night, you lost your down payment; his initial greatness was incomparable

The whole world says congratulations once (congratulations)
You got you that night after the wedding (got you)
The whole world says congratulations again (congratulations)
When you have a child, don't get angry; your wedding picture will be framed for life

When you hate your mother, look at your baby picture
How did you become like this? You have to go back to that night when you picked up the pregnancy test
(Congratulations, congratulations) What congratulations? You can't even afford to pay for your house, and now you have to pay for you
At first, all you did was vomit, or you had a good appetite and could eat a whole table of food
Always going to the toilet, but only a little bit comes out
You can't do this, you can't eat that; all pregnant women know is depression
Giving birth is still a fight; the hospital says it's not a matter of money (you deserve to have problems)
When you finally give birth, after ten hours of labor, not to mention how painful it was, your father was so scared he had to go to the emergency room
And then you have to breastfeed; even when you suck until your boobs are deformed, you still don't have enough milk
For a whole month, you only sleep one night; if you don't die, you'll be exhausted; before you can recover from confinement, you have to hold a full moon party
Your aunts and sisters are all there, each of them wants ginger vinegar; there are so many baby clothes, it's better to just give cash
You used to be 36/24/36; today? Your father has gone back to the mainland
His initial greatness was incomparable

The whole world says congratulations once (congratulations)
You got you that night after the wedding (got you)
The whole world says congratulations again (congratulations)
When you have a child, don't get angry; your wedding picture will be framed for life

Kiss him (kiss him) Take off your clothes (take off your clothes)
Come on (come on) Come on (come on) Clean up

The whole world says congratulations once (congratulations)
You got you that night after the wedding (got you)
The whole world says congratulations again (congratulations)
When you have a child, don't get angry; your wedding picture will be framed for life
The whole world says congratulations once (congratulations)
You got you that night after the wedding (got you)
The whole world says congratulations again (congratulations)
When you have a child, don't get angry; your wedding picture will be framed for life