Paroles et traduction 農夫 - 風生水起

風生水起

玲玲出嚟又睇掌喇
農夫今年又攞獎喇
睇掌睇掌睇相 （急急如律令 ）
攞獎攞獎演唱 （俾啲掌聲有請）
一命二運三風水
人有三衰六旺 我仲要衰到幾歲
究竟點解 佢出世嗰時含住條金鎖匙
又點解 我成間屋仲細過佢個坐厠
又點解 我次次買六合彩時中得一個字
係咪我出事 出世喺亥時
點解 佢係我波士揸波子
我好多Coins佢好多女士
同人唔同命同遮唔同柄
十九八七六五四三二
一命二運三風水
四捨五入犯太歲
六六無窮都仲咁衰 七除八扣又九十歲
十個光頭都唔同命水
人出唱片我出唱片 出到喺頒獎典禮裡面
鏡頭唔影呢面
觀眾睇我唔見
我哋坐喺側田嘅側面
側面側面側過側田
點樣先做到歌星 急急如律令
俾啲掌聲有請
玲玲出嚟又睇掌喇 農夫今年又攞獎喇
睇掌睇掌睇相 （急急如律令 ）
攞獎攞獎演唱 （俾啲掌聲有請）
一命二運三風水
四積陰德五六歲
七八年後我生個女 九十幾歲都仲未去
個個都唔同命水
人踢波時我又踢波
但係點解人哋踢皇馬 我就踢南華
球迷唔多想睇 我又唔多矜貴
場場都以和為貴
打和打和和過和仔
點樣先做到球星 急急如律令
俾啲掌聲有請
獨白（麥玲玲）：
我話屬豬嘅朋友 屬鼠嘅朋友
屬牛嘅朋友 屬老虎嘅朋友
屬蛇嘅朋友 屬馬嘅朋友
夠唔夠十二生肖呀 (點呀 嘅朋友點呀) 嘅朋友
睇掌睇掌睇相 （急急如律令）
攞獎攞獎演唱 （我哋有請玲玲）
Rap（麥玲玲）：
我一出世就識睇梅花易數
用咗廿年羅庚東南西北梗係分到
我掌又睇到 相又睇到
要Rap都完全冇難度
鼻頭好有肉 內心就冇毒
眼睛水汪汪 桃花運暢旺
眉尾散 儲錢難
上唇厚重情 下唇厚比較重性
玲玲玲玲 我有嘢問
問吓我嘅桃花運
Rap（麥玲玲）：C君好男人 過幾年就結婚
呀玲玲玲玲 我有嘢問
問吓我老婆係乜嘢人
Rap（麥玲玲）：陸永大情人 個老婆好銷魂
呀師父答唔答得到
我第時做乜嘢好
Rap（麥玲玲）：C君文筆好 最啱做寫稿佬
呀師父賞個面
答我做咩至有錢
Rap（麥玲玲）：陸永要表演 最適合做幕前
玲玲玲玲咪走住
農夫有咩要注意呀
Rap（麥玲玲）：C君多主意 陸永要做主持
羅庚最緊要睇得啱
人哋點樣講你都好閒
玲玲出嚟又睇掌喇
農夫今年又攞獎喇
睇掌睇掌睇相 （急急如律令 ）
攞獎攞獎演唱 （俾啲掌聲有請）

Wind and Water Rise

Honey, come out and read my palm again,
Nung Fu won an award again this year,
Read my palm, read my palm and read my face. (Hocus pocus)
Win an award and give a performance. (Give us some applause, please)
A person's fate is determined by three things: fate, luck, and feng shui.
I'm just an ordinary guy. When will I have my lucky break?
Why was that guy born with a silver spoon in his mouth?
Why is my apartment smaller than his toilet?
Why do I only get one number right when I play the lottery?
Was I born under an unlucky star?
Why is that guy my boss and I'm just a nobody?
I have a lot of coins, but he has a lot of women.
Different people, different fates, different umbrellas, different handles.
19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12
A person's fate is determined by three things: fate, luck, and feng shui.
14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 lucky stars
Even after all these years, I'm still unlucky. I'm 90 years old!
Even bald men have different fates.
He released an album, and I released an album too. We both went to the awards ceremony.
But the camera didn't point at me.
The audience didn't see me.
We were sitting next to Chet Lam.
Next to Chet Lam, next to Chet Lam
How can we become famous singers? Hocus pocus.
Give us some applause, please.
Honey, come out and read my palm again. Nung Fu won an award again this year,
Read my palm, read my palm and read my face. (Hocus pocus)
Win an award and give a performance. (Give us some applause, please)
A person's fate is determined by three things: fate, luck, and feng shui.
I built up my good karma when I was six.
I'll have a daughter in nine years. I'll be almost 100 years old when she's born.
Everyone has a different fate.
He plays soccer, and I play soccer too.
But he plays for Real Madrid, and I play for South China.
The fans don't want to watch me play, and I'm not very competitive.
I just want to keep the peace.
Tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie.
How can we become famous soccer players? Hocus pocus,
Give us some applause, please.
Monologue (Mak Ling Ling):
I'm talking to all the Pigs, Rats,
Oxen, Tigers,
Snakes, Horses,
Are there 12 animals in the Chinese zodiac? (What about the ) of friends?
Read my palm, read my palm and read my face. (Hocus pocus)
Win an award and give a performance. (Please welcome Mak Ling Ling)
Rap (Mak Ling Ling):
I've been able to read faces and palms since I was born.
I've studied feng shui for 20 years, so I know all about the four directions.
I can read your palm and your face.
Rapping is easy for me.
A fleshy nose means you're kind-hearted.
Big, watery eyes mean you're lucky in love.
Sparse eyebrows mean you have trouble saving money.
A thick upper lip means you're affectionate. A thick lower lip means you're passionate.
Mak Ling Ling, Mak Ling Ling, I have a question.
What's my love life like?
Rap (Mak Ling Ling): Mr. Chow, you're a good man. You'll get married in a few years.
Mak Ling Ling, Mak Ling Ling, I have a question.
What's my wife like?
Rap (Mak Ling Ling): Mr. C, you're a great lover. Your wife is a real catch.
Master, can you tell me
What I should do for a living?
Rap (Mak Ling Ling): Mr. Chow, you're a good writer. You should be a copywriter.
Master, please do me a favor
Tell me what I can do to make a lot of money.
Rap (Mak Ling Ling): Mr. C, you should be a performer. You're perfect for the stage.
Mak Ling Ling, Mak Ling Ling, don't go yet.
What should Nung Fu do to be successful?
Rap (Mak Ling Ling): Mr. Chow, you have a lot of ideas. Mr. C, you should be a host.
The most important thing is to read the feng shui correctly.
Don't let what other people say bother you.
Honey, come out and read my palm again,
Nung Fu won an award again this year,
Read my palm, read my palm and read my face. (Hocus pocus)
Win an award and give a performance. (Give us some applause, please)