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差不多女神和差不多先生

你這麼做是什麼意思幹什麼
請你告訴我 告訴我
拜託 拜 拜託 拜託告訴我

口中愛理想骨氣 但眼中要帥氣手中要人民幣 對吧
人家説你夠真 只是有禮貌地説你無禮小氣
你還當真不可思議
幸好你長得美麗 因此可以不講理

你搬到這裏為了逃避你媽壓制你
反而導致我窒息 遺傳這個東西
放心你媽的基因沒失傳 不必擔心 你你你
全世界環繞着你 開心的是你 不開心也是你

我變成你的奴隸 但也不能全怪你
能跟你在一起 是每個男人的范特西
你裙子底下隱藏着無窮的幻想空間
你酒窩裏浮現的蜃景是多麼的甜

對我這種貨色的 簡直彷彿是遇到神仙
任你玩我都是心甘情願
男人總愛找最野性的動物來馴化
天啊 歷史不斷重現人性勝不過天
越美的女人就越危險 對吧

差不多忘記 差點能放棄你你你你
差點足夠刪除你微信的勇氣
差點打給你 差不多女神我好想你
你提出分離我咽不下這口氣 唉

差不多先生的差不多人生
户口沒剩多少 假食物吃多了要洗腎
怎可能遇上個女神老天請問
我不叫李晨也不是有錢人

最初很迷戀很幸福 但慢慢地睜開了眼才發現
卸了妝洗澡一變 哇 嚇死人
洗面盤枱面的假眼睫毛 美瞳雙眼皮貼解釋了一切
啊 差點報警説有陌生的裸女 在我家裏出現
你差點跟我翻臉
我開始感覺有生命的危險 就那麼一點
生死之間原來只差薄薄的一條線

其實你長得可愛 但你每一樣都差一點
妝畫得厚了一點咪咪也小了一點
智商也低了一點 脾氣也燥了一點
就連你找男朋友的眼光 也是差了一點

差不多忘記 差點能放棄你你你你
差點足夠刪除你微信的勇氣
差點打給你 差不多女神我好想你
你提出分離我咽不下這口氣而已

差不多忘記 差點能放棄你你你你
差不多了 差不多了 差不多了
差點打給你 差不多女神我好想你
你提出分離我咽不下這口氣

差不多女神和差不多先生
這麼多緣分你把我當狗糞
把攀高當勤奮
祝福你找到一個比我愛你的男人

差不多不可能 不可能 不可能
我想應該不可能 除非你整容
縮小那鼻孔 想起又心痛

Almost a Goddess and Almost a Man

What did you mean by doing that?
Please tell me. Tell me honestly.
Please, please, please tell me.

You say you love your ideals and pride. But you also want to look handsome, and have money to spend. Isn't that the truth?
People say you're real. They're just being polite. Actually, they think you're rude and stingy.
And you even think it's unbelievable that they would say such things to you.
Luckily, you're beautiful. So you don't have to care what they think.

You moved here to escape your mother's control.
But you ended up suffocating me instead. Genetics can be a terrible thing.
Don't worry, your mother's genes will never die out in you!
The whole world is centered around you. When you're happy, you're happy. When you're sad, you're sad.

I've become your slave. But I can't really blame you for that.
Being with you is a fantasy for every man.
There is an endless playground of fantasies hidden beneath your skirt.
The mirages reflected in the pools of your beauty are so sweet.

For someone like me, it's as if I'd met a goddess.
I'm willing to let you play with me however you want.
Men love to tame the wildest animals.
Oh my, history just keeps repeating itself. Human nature is no match for fate.
The more beautiful a woman is, the more dangerous she is, isn't that true?

Almost forgot, I nearly managed to give you up.
I nearly had the courage to delete your WeChat.
I nearly called you to tell you, "Almost Miss Goddess, I miss you so much."
When you suggested we break up, I just couldn't swallow my pride.

The almost-man's life is an almost-life.
There's not much left in my savings, and I've eaten so many processed foods that I'll need dialysis soon.
So how on earth did I ever meet a goddess like you? I don't understand!
My name isn't Li Chen, and I'm not a rich man.

At first, I was so happy and attracted to you. But now I see the truth.
Once your make-up is removed and you get out of the bath, I'm shocked!
The fake eyelashes, contact lenses and double-eyelid tape by the sink explain everything.
I came close to calling the police to report a strange naked woman in my apartment.
You almost lost your temper with me.
I started to feel that my life was in danger. It was that close.
Life and death are often separated by only a thin line.

You're actually pretty, but everything about you is just a little bit off.
Your make-up is a little too thick, your breasts are slightly too small.
Your IQ is a bit too low, and your temper is a little too short.
Even your taste in men is a little bit off.

Almost forgot, I nearly managed to give you up.
I nearly had the courage to delete your WeChat.
I nearly called you to tell you, "Almost Miss Goddess, I miss you so much."
When you suggested we break up, I just couldn't bear the shame.

Almost forgot, I nearly managed to give you up.
Almost, almost, almost.
I nearly called you to tell you, "Almost Miss Goddess, I miss you so much."
When you suggested we break up, I just couldn't swallow my pride.

Almost Goddess and Almost Man,
We had so much fate, but you treated me like dog crap.
You think you're climbing to the top, but you're just running on a treadmill.
May you find a man who loves you more than I do.

Almost impossible. Impossible, impossible.
I don't think it's possible unless you get plastic surgery.
And just thinking about getting those nostrils narrowed makes my heart ache.