Paroles et traduction 陳奐仁 - 清潔阿嬸

清潔阿嬸

掃把 塵堆 掃帚 笤箕 皂粉 洗潔精 等等
在私人會所工資四千 不包飲食交通洗廁所
每天八個小時放飯二十分鐘 洗馬桶拖地清除垃圾雖然腰酸背痛
但至少換衛生紙比在K房打掃輕鬆
K房裡酒精多放縱的年青小伙
廁所的尿跡不比地毯上的嘔吐恐怖
沒錢就花錢唱歌 失戀就出來好色
自以為是我連煙灰都沒清走廊又倒了一個

我只不過是個清潔阿嬸
IQ不會超過九十九分 孩子七歲老公不會離婚
絕對幸福過那些有錢人
做鐘點是有好有壞 時薪高六十塊隨時能叫你不來
收入不穩定 唉住宅的工作清靜 但有嬰兒就會辛苦
比較適合外來的女傭執行
要顧自己家庭但會提高耐性 會學到人性
有錢人小題大做得蠻離譜
小小的誤會能吵得要絕交過兩天又一起吃飯
說朋友沒辦法得包容 事後重犯 總愛找自己麻煩太多錢又太空閒
是犯賤的出生之地
小三與外遇的內褲與痕跡洗乾淨後若無其事的保密

我只不過是個清潔阿嬸
IQ不會超過九十九分 孩子七歲老公不會離婚
絕對幸福過那些有錢人

你當我是僕人 卻給我最多責任
見不得光的秘密讓我處理 錯不饒人
心情不好就罵人
我做的再好都不加薪 服務員都能收小費
當他幫你開門

我只不過是個清潔阿嬸
IQ不會超過九十九分 孩子七歲老公不會離婚
絕對幸福過那些有錢人

我忠於職守而感到自豪 我從不埋怨
我看過人性最醜的一面 看多會疲倦
錢不是一切買不了尊嚴 我的拖把不長眼
小心地滑 門口的牌子說明

我只不過是個清潔阿嬸
IQ不會超過九十九分 孩子七歲老公不會離婚
絕對幸福過那些有錢人

我是清潔阿嬸 小心地滑
別照破鏡子不是劉德華
別蹲馬桶座圈爆了麻煩
小便瞄準大便沖水好嗎

Cleaning Lady

Brooms, dust, dustpans, brooms, soap powder, dishwashing liquid, etc.
The salary for working in a private club is four thousand, not including food, transportation and cleaning the toilet.
Eight hours a day, twenty minutes for lunch, and washing toilets, mopping floors and removing garbage, although my back and waist are sore,
But at least changing toilet paper is easier than cleaning in a KTV.
In the KTV, there are a lot of alcohol and indulgent young lads,
The urine stains in the toilet are not scarier than the vomit on the carpet.
If you have no money, you spend money on singing. If you are heartbroken, you come out to be a pervert.
I thought I was only throwing cigarette ash, but you had another one in the corridor.

I'm just a cleaning lady,
My IQ is not more than ninety-nine, I have a seven-year-old child and my husband will not divorce me.
I am definitely happier than those rich people.
There are pros and cons to being an hourly worker. The hourly pay is sixty dollars, and you can ask me not to come anytime.
The income is not stable. Sigh, the work in the apartment is quiet, but it will be hard if there is a baby.
It is more suitable for foreign maids to do it.
I need to take care of my own family, but it will increase my patience and I will learn about human nature.
The rich make a fuss about everything, which is ridiculous.
A little misunderstanding can make a big fuss, and a few days later they will have dinner together again.
Friends can't be helped, they have to be tolerant. After repeated offenses, they always find trouble with themselves because they have too much money and too much free time.
It is a damn birthplace.
The panties and traces of mistress and extramarital affairs are washed clean and kept secret as if nothing had happened.

I'm just a cleaning lady,
My IQ is not more than ninety-nine, I have a seven-year-old child and my husband will not divorce me.
I am definitely happier than those rich people.

You treat me as a servant, but give me the most responsibility,
Let me deal with the secrets that can't be seen, and I won't forgive you if you make a mistake.
I get scolded when I'm in a bad mood,
No matter how well I do, I won't get a raise. Waiters can get tips,
When he opens the door for you.

I'm just a cleaning lady,
My IQ is not more than ninety-nine, I have a seven-year-old child and my husband will not divorce me.
I am definitely happier than those rich people.

I am proud to be dedicated to my duties and I never complain.
I have seen the ugliest side of human nature, and I will get tired after watching too much.
Money is not everything and can't buy dignity. My mop is not blind.
Be careful to slip, the sign at the door says.

I'm just a cleaning lady,
My IQ is not more than ninety-nine, I have a seven-year-old child and my husband will not divorce me.
I am definitely happier than those rich people.

I'm a cleaning lady, watch your step,
Don't break the mirror, it's not Andy Lau,
Don't squat on the toilet seat, it's broken. It's annoying,
Aim for the urinal and flush it, okay?