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万万没想到

万万没想到
Editor: 孙健
高的矮的胖的瘦的美的丑的 非洲澳洲美国德国隔壁来的
看来明白其实不然小心猜错 远在天边近在眼前无影无踪

开电脑 上了网 找个陌生人说话 最单纯的用文字表达
没想到 你的话 句句都让我痴狂 好渴望进一步来往
拨号上网 输入密码 看来你也寂寞也想在这儿交个朋友
你的一切 我都欣赏 只是万万万万没有想到 你是男的
高的矮的胖的瘦的美的丑的 非洲澳洲美国德国隔壁来的
看来明白其实不然小心猜错 远在天边近在眼前无影无踪
我的网友幻想真相一不一样 可能惊讶可能失望可能荒唐

Unexpected

Totally Unexpected
Editor: Sun Jian
Tall, short, fat, thin, beautiful, ugly, people from Africa, Australia, America, Germany, and from the neighborhood
Seems obvious, but it's not, be careful not to guess wrong. Far away, close at hand, unseen, untraceable.

I turned on the computer, went online, and found a stranger to talk to. I expressed myself in the purest way, using text.
Unexpectedly, every word you said drove me crazy. I longed to go further.
I dialed in, entered the password. It seemed you were lonely too and wanted to make friends here.
I admired everything about you. It's just that I never, ever expected that you were a man.
Tall, short, fat, thin, beautiful, ugly, people from Africa, Australia, America, Germany, and from the neighborhood
Seems obvious, but it's not, be careful not to guess wrong. Far away, close at hand, unseen, untraceable.
My online friend, is the truth different from the fantasy? It may be surprising, disappointing, or absurd.