Paroles et traduction 陳零九 feat. 大勢女神 - 阿不然現在是怎樣

阿不然現在是怎樣

欸欸欸欸 那邊要左轉 你在幹嘛啦
不然你開啊
我就沒駕照要怎麼開
阿我是告訴你路要怎麼走啊
所以勒
什麼態度 要吵架就對了是不是
那不然你現在要怎樣嘛
下車啊我下車啊

到底要我說幾遍 浴室的頭髮要撿
衣櫃都炸翻天 你還在掏寶逛街
討厭你碎碎念 還不准我耍廢
自己跟朋友出去喝到半夜

昨天才說要減肥 今天馬上就去吃buffet
半年前請的新教練 我看你也都沒去練
走到哪都要拍照片 攝影師不是我職業
一出門就搞失聯 跟我說手機沒有電

我真的 快受夠 講了 一遍又一遍
這不爽的感覺 像火車 炸裂的崩潰 嗚嗚
嘿 夠了沒 我的天 別走路靠北邊
你的錯 講得 好像 我的錯一樣

阿不然現在是怎樣
什麼都我在做 地也我在拖
要不給你拍拍手 幫你放煙火

阿不然現在是怎樣
你講話這麼溜怎麼不去當教授
我看你是欠揍 是不是根本不想活

阿不然現在是怎樣
你有free style嗎？

嘿 寶貝 曬好的衣服 我送到房門間
真的很sorry 跨了那條線 今晚替你買宵夜
該怎麼說 該怎麼做 我都跟你 說了好多
你怎麼 就是搞不懂 我在氣什麼 不管怎麼樣 都是你的錯

我沒聽錯吧我的耳朵 這種話你也說的出口
全部我概括承受 我根本是隻狗

說好要寵我（我沒有嗎？）
怎會像隻狗？（我就是啊）
只要乖乖的 我餵你吃罐頭

我真的 快受夠 講了 一遍又一遍
這不爽的感覺 像火車 炸裂的崩潰 嗚嗚
嘿 夠了沒 我的天 別走路靠北邊
你的錯 講得 好像 我的錯一樣

阿不然現在是怎樣
什麼都我在做 地也我在拖
要不給你拍拍手 幫你放煙火

阿不然現在是怎樣
你講話這麼溜怎麼不去當教授
我看你是欠揍 是不是根本不想活

阿不然現在是怎樣
你腦袋 有洞 只會提 分手
不要每次吵完架以後只會 哭哭

阿不然現在是怎樣
你腦袋 有洞 只會提 分手
不要每次吵完架以後只會 哭哭

阿不然現在是

Yo, what's up with you?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, you need to turn left over there. What are you doing?
Why don't you drive, then?
I don't have a license, so how can I drive?
I'm just telling you the way to go.
So?
What's the attitude? You want to argue now, is that it?
So what do you want me to do now?
Get out of the car, I'm getting out of the car.

How many times do I have to tell you to pick up the hair in the bathroom?
Your closet is a mess, and you're still shopping on Taobao.
I hate your nagging, and you won't let me be lazy.
You go out with your friends and drink until midnight.

You said you were going to lose weight yesterday, and today you're already eating a buffet.
You hired a new personal trainer half a year ago, and I don't think you've been to the gym.
You take pictures everywhere you go, but you're not a photographer.
As soon as you go out, you lose contact and tell me your phone is dead.

I'm really sick of it, I've said it over and over again.
This uncomfortable feeling is like a train, a devastating crash. Ouch.
Hey, stop it. For God's sake, don't walk so close to the edge.
You talk like it's my fault, like it's all my fault.

Yo, what's up with you?
I do everything for you, even clean the floor.
Maybe I should give you a round of applause, or set off some fireworks for you.

Yo, what's up with you?
You talk so smoothly, why don't you become a professor?
I think you deserve a beating, don't you want to live at all?

Yo, what's up with you?
Do you have any free style?

Hey, baby, I'll put the clothes I dried in the doorway.
I'm really sorry, I crossed the line. I'll buy you supper tonight.
I've told you what to say and do, but you don't get it.
No matter what, it's all your fault.

Did I hear that right? How can you say such things?
I bear it all by myself, I'm just a dog.

You said you'd spoil me (didn't I?)
How come I'm like a dog? (Because I am.)
As long as you behave, I'll feed you canned food.

I'm really sick of it, I've said it over and over again.
This uncomfortable feeling is like a train, a devastating crash. Ouch.
Hey, stop it. For God's sake, don't walk so close to the edge.
You talk like it's my fault, like it's all my fault.

Yo, what's up with you?
I do everything for you, even clean the floor.
Maybe I should give you a round of applause, or set off some fireworks for you.

Yo, what's up with you?
You talk so smoothly, why don't you become a professor?
I think you deserve a beating, don't you want to live at all?

Yo, what's up with you?
You're an idiot, all you do is talk about breaking up.
Don't just cry every time we fight.

Yo, what's up with you?
You're an idiot, all you do is talk about breaking up.
Don't just cry every time we fight.

Yo, what's up with you?