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我在上班的時候寫歌

一邊排隊買早餐 一邊打哈欠
一定要最後一分鐘才打卡 剛好壓線
坐下看個FB 找朋友聊一下天
前提是掌握老闆行程 才不會被發現
我打開郵件 然後點來點去點來點去
星期一症候群 到星期四還沒痊癒
吃完早餐 然後再去泡杯咖啡
看看時間 才十點半 就覺得好累
我坐在馬桶上睡覺 睡了四十分鐘
把報告傳給同事 說我們要適時分工
主管面前 我跟同事聊KPI
吃飯的時候聊哪個主管最機掰
下午睡醒 準備迎接新的挑戰
公司沒網路的話我都玩傷心小棧
瞬間切換視窗 團購要及時下單
又是忙碌的一天 現在我要下班
不要告訴我老闆
拜託 不要告訴我老闆
拜託 不要告訴我老闆
他對我已經沒有甚麼好感
拜託 不要告訴我老闆
拜託 不要告訴我老闆
拜託 不要告訴我老闆
不然我會加班加到好晚
我在上班的時候寫歌
想著下班跟妳約會要去東區還是北車
還是板橋吃鴨腿呢 因為離妳家近
開會一邊做會議紀錄 我一邊押韻
一邊傳訊息給妳說昨晚夢到的事
表情嚴肅 像在處理重要的事
跟妳說開會好無聊 一邊看未讀通知
一邊 Diss坐在另一邊 的同事
但是 下禮拜準備去出差 兩個星期
妳說妳會很想很想我 想的心急
而我即將離鄉背井 啟航飛向西方
多麼希望 機場可 以將妳裝進行李箱
而我在異鄉 拿起一張信紙
上面寫著一行歌詞 一雙韻腳
跟妳的地址
寫了一整天 寫到眼睛好痠
又是忙碌的一天 現在我要下班
不要告訴我老闆
拜託 不要告訴我老闆
拜託 不要告訴我老闆
他對我已經沒有甚麼好感
拜託 不要告訴我老闆
拜託 不要告訴我老闆
拜託 不要告訴我老闆
不然我會加班加到好晚
我在上班時寫歌還是寫不完
我在上班的時候好想出去玩
想著如果旅遊的話要去哪裡好
日本 歐洲 蘭嶼 帛琉 或許峇裡島

Writing Songs at Work

Yawning while I wait in line for breakfast
Clocking in at the last minute, just on time
Sitting down, checking Facebook, chatting with friends
Making sure the boss isn't around, to avoid being caught
I open my emails and click around, click around, click around
Monday blues still lingering on Thursday
Finishing breakfast, then making a cup of coffee
Checking the time, it's only 10:30, but I already feel tired
I fall asleep on the toilet for forty minutes
Sending the report to my colleague, saying we need to divide the work
In front of the supervisor, we discuss KPIs
During lunch, we gossip about which manager is the biggest jerk
Waking up in the afternoon, ready for new challenges
When the company internet is down, I play Solitaire
Switching windows instantly to place a group order
Another busy day, and now it's time to leave
Don't tell my boss
Please, don't tell my boss
Please, don't tell my boss
He doesn't think highly of me anymore
Please, don't tell my boss
Please, don't tell my boss
Please, don't tell my boss
Or I'll be working overtime until late
I'm writing songs at work
Thinking about our date after work, should we go to East District or North Station?
Or maybe Banqiao for duck leg, since it's closer to your place
Taking meeting minutes while I rhyme
Texting you about the dream I had last night
My face serious, like I'm dealing with something important
Telling you how boring the meeting is, while checking unread notifications
Dissing the colleague sitting across from me
But next week, I'm going on a business trip for two weeks
You say you'll miss me terribly, miss me anxiously
And I'm about to leave home, setting sail for the West
How I wish I could pack you in my suitcase at the airport
And in a foreign land, I pick up a piece of paper
With a line of lyrics, a pair of rhymes
And your address
Writing all day, until my eyes are sore
Another busy day, and now it's time to leave
Don't tell my boss
Please, don't tell my boss
Please, don't tell my boss
He doesn't think highly of me anymore
Please, don't tell my boss
Please, don't tell my boss
Please, don't tell my boss
Or I'll be working overtime until late
I can't finish writing songs at work
I want to go out and play at work
Thinking about where to go if I could travel
Japan, Europe, Orchid Island, Palau, or maybe Bali