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青春小鸟

现在的社会里面充满各式各种的比较
就连小孩的社交圈也一样躲不掉
阿呆养了一只猫 阿牛就要蚕宝宝
所以我跟妈妈要了一只九官鸟
九官鸟整天吱吱喳喳实在有够吵
养了好多年却完全不懂牠在说什么
可是别人羡慕的眼神让我感到骄傲
所以我决定叫牠青春小鸟
多年后的一天我难得起得早
可是早上起床完全没有听到鸟叫
走到阳台发现鸟儿竟然已经没有心跳
原来青春小鸟一样会死掉
25岁那年夏天我才开始长腿毛
两只毛毛虫在脚上让我自己都觉得好笑
胳肢窝下散发一种所谓男人的味道
我知道我也接受我将渐渐变老
可是这个世界上却有人提出新的论调
人能穷 人能贱 就是不能变老
再加上无耻的商人推出高明骗人的广告
人们竟然真的以为会有蓬莱仙岛
整型植毛瘦身隆乳花掉大把大把钞票
没有钱家伙只好多买几副魔术胸罩
还好有些神奇药膏便利店就买得到
怪不得大家都说有7-11真好
这些人的思考模式实在真的好笑
原来大脑SIZE就像是一颗葡萄
幻想橡皮擦把脸上皱纹通通擦掉
我看他们智商真的不如一只九官鸟
我的小鸟青春一样不回来 我的小鸟回来一样不青春
我的小鸟青春一样不回来 我的小鸟回来一样不青春
青春小鸟一样不回来 这些家伙依然是死性不改
在这里我也不想再骂他们呆 因为葡萄已经变成葡萄干
我的小鸟青春一样不回来 我的小鸟回来一样不青春
我的小鸟青春一样不回来 我的小鸟回来一样不青春

Youth Bird

Today's society is full of comparisons, darling,
even kids' social circles can't escape it.
Silly Al got a cat, so Billy had to get silkworms,
and I asked my mom for a myna bird.
That myna bird chirped and squawked all day long, it was so loud,
I raised it for years but never understood a word it said.
But the envious looks from others made me proud,
so I decided to call it my Youth Bird.
Years later, one day I woke up early,
but I didn't hear any bird song.
I went to the balcony and found my bird lifeless,
turns out even a Youth Bird can die.
The summer I turned 25, I started growing leg hair,
two little caterpillars on my legs made me laugh.
My armpits started giving off that so-called manly scent,
I know and accept that I'm getting older.
But there's this new narrative going around,
that it's okay to be poor, okay to be looked down upon, but you can't get old.
And then these shameless businessmen come up with clever, deceptive ads,
and people actually believe there's a fountain of youth.
Plastic surgery, hair plugs, liposuction, breast implants, they spend a fortune,
the less fortunate ones just buy a bunch of push-up bras.
Luckily, there are miracle creams you can pick up at the convenience store,
no wonder everyone says 7-11 is so great.
The way these people think is just hilarious,
their brains are the size of grapes.
They imagine an eraser that can wipe away all their wrinkles,
honestly, they're less intelligent than a myna bird.
My bird's youth won't come back, and even if it did, my bird wouldn't be young.
My bird's youth won't come back, and even if it did, my bird wouldn't be young.
Youth doesn't return, and these folks haven't learned a thing.
I'm not going to call them stupid, because their grapes have already turned into raisins.
My bird's youth won't come back, and even if it did, my bird wouldn't be young.
My bird's youth won't come back, and even if it did, my bird wouldn't be young.