Paroles et traduction 黃明志 - 麻坡的華語-十週年紀念版

麻坡的華語-十週年紀念版

麻坡的華語 十週年
聽清楚 我真的不是幹砲雞
現在 我一樣要你 惦惦坐下來
聽我Rap完這首歌曲

2007年 Youtube才剛剛被人發明
林北懶趴癢寫了
一首歌想要send給朋友聽
隨便Register
一個Youtube Account upload上去
結果 媽的不小心從Melaka紅到JB

麻坡的華語 黃明志的成名曲
就連新加坡的Uncle都來Rap給林北聽
外地人來到麻坡 都要看阿瓜 踢Penalty
還問Wetex對面一條小路 要怎樣去

從此以後我的生活就像YB
每天都有人Email我龍溝塞的代誌
還叫我寫歌幹人 要爭取獎學金
歹勢啦 阿弟 我只有兩顆卵葩籽

都講料不是Hip-Hop Kaki 我還會飆高音
把作品帶到世界各地 偶爾進去吃咖哩
雖然離鄉背井 我還有我的口音
大聲說出來 就是麻坡的華語

麻坡的華語 我感覺西北滿意
你不爽 我乎你看我中指一支
我不喜歡扮正經 我覺得我很煞氣
因為我 嘴巴講的就是麻坡人的華語

麻坡的華語 我感覺西北滿意
你不爽 我乎你看我中指一支
我不喜歡扮正經 我覺得我很煞氣
因為我 嘴巴講的就是麻坡人的華語

十年過去麻坡 依然西北夠力
Mangkala一樣抱來抱去 做懶叫事情
還多了Nepal Myanmar越南婆一堆小龍女
害到Aunty 跑去打Botox 奶奶越弄越大粒

外地的朋友要來玩 都歡迎光臨
走完貪吃街拜善財爺買烏打十支
要不然Tanjung打太極 餵老猴吃燒米
要爬樓梯也可以 我只是怕你無籽

大馬路到六馬路 已經被煥然一新
值得紀念的東西被改來改去
還找了一大堆紅毛 來曬太陽 畫牆壁
要把它變成觀光勝地 根本在騙小弟弟

麻坡就是麻坡 做自己就是自己
這個老地方的魅力 就是它的純情
不要東施效顰 西北Geli 啊Soli
聽清楚 我就是在講你

麻坡的華語 我感覺西北滿意
你不爽 我乎你看我中指一支
我不喜歡扮正經 我覺得我很煞氣
因為我 嘴巴講的就是麻坡人的華語

麻坡的華語 我感覺西北滿意
你不爽 我乎你看我中指一支
我不喜歡扮正經 我覺得我很煞氣
因為我 嘴巴講的就是麻坡人的華語

政治人物愛做戲 都愛來這裡
講好聽 兵家必爭之地 卻苦了人民
還好有吾王萬歲自掏腰包 爭一口氣
馬路上都是他的照片 就好像大明星

海南Kopi配Roti 三大民族Mangkali
發展社區不遺餘力賺錢來辦教育
但年輕人 畢業了 都通通跑去外地
讀書的 做工的 還有的 直接嫁過去

去新加坡賺Triple 人家把你當外勞
到KL講廣東話 還要洨洨被人笑
能留在麻坡的老爸都西北有料
我無濠洨他們駕Myvi講比較低調

無論你去到哪裡 拿PR還是移民
要記得你的老家這片栽培你的土地
Mee Siput炒蝦麵 Mee Bandung和亞參魚
還有不要忘記84000

麻坡的華語 我感覺西北滿意
你不爽 我乎你看我中指一支
我不喜歡扮正經 我覺得我很煞氣
因為我 嘴巴講的就是麻坡人的華語

麻坡的華語 我感覺西北滿意
你不爽 我乎你看我中指一支
我不喜歡扮正經 我覺得我很煞氣
因為我 嘴巴講的就是麻坡人的華語

麻坡的華語 我感覺西北滿意
你不爽 我乎你看我中指一支
我不喜歡扮正經 我覺得我很煞氣
因為我 嘴巴講的就是麻坡人的華語

麻坡的華語 我感覺西北滿意
你不爽 我乎你看我中指一支
我不喜歡扮正經 我覺得我很煞氣
因為我 嘴巴講的就是麻坡人的華語

Muar Mandarin - 10th Anniversary Edition

Muar Mandarin - 10 Years
Listen up, babe, I ain't no chicken
Just like before, I want you to sit tight
And listen to me rap this song

Back in 2007, YouTube was just born
I was feeling restless, so I wrote
A song to send to my friends
Just registered
A YouTube account and uploaded it
Damn, it went viral from Melaka to JB

Muar Mandarin, Namewee's claim to fame
Even uncles from Singapore started rapping to me
Tourists in Muar all want to see the fools, kicking penalties
And asking how to get to that alley across from Wetex

Since then, my life's been like a politician's
Emails every day about clogged drains and stuff
Even asking me to write diss tracks to get scholarships
Sorry, bro, I only got two balls, not a magic wand

They say I ain't a hip-hop dude, but I can still hit high notes
Taking my music around the world, sometimes ending up in jail
Though I'm far from home, I still got my accent
Loud and proud, it's the Muar Mandarin

Muar Mandarin, I'm damn proud of it
If you ain't happy, I'll give you the finger
I don't like acting proper, I think I'm badass
Because what I speak is the Muar people's Mandarin

Muar Mandarin, I'm damn proud of it
If you ain't happy, I'll give you the finger
I don't like acting proper, I think I'm badass
Because what I speak is the Muar people's Mandarin

Ten years on, Muar is still damn awesome
Mangkalas still hugging and doing their thing
Now we got Nepali, Myanmar, Vietnamese girls, a bunch of Xiaolongnüs
Making aunties go for Botox, their boobs getting bigger and bigger

Friends from out of town, you're all welcome
Walk down Glutton Street, pray to the God of Wealth, buy ten sticks of Otak-otak
Or head to Tanjung to do Tai Chi, feed the monkeys some roasted rice
You can climb the stairs too, I just hope you got the stamina

Main Street to Sixth Street, all revamped
Things with history getting changed left and right
They even brought a bunch of Ang Mohs to sunbathe and paint walls
Trying to make it a tourist spot, fooling the young ones

Muar is Muar, be yourself, that's all
The charm of this old place is its innocence
Don't try to be something you're not, it's damn geli and soli
Listen up, I'm talking about you

Muar Mandarin, I'm damn proud of it
If you ain't happy, I'll give you the finger
I don't like acting proper, I think I'm badass
Because what I speak is the Muar people's Mandarin

Muar Mandarin, I'm damn proud of it
If you ain't happy, I'll give you the finger
I don't like acting proper, I think I'm badass
Because what I speak is the Muar people's Mandarin

Politicians love putting on a show, they all come here
They call it a strategic location, but it's the people who suffer
Good thing our King is generous, putting up a fight
His photos are everywhere on the streets, like a superstar

Hainan Kopi with Roti, three races Mangkali style
Developing the community, earning money for education
But the young ones, after graduation, they all leave
To study, to work, some even get married and move away

Go to Singapore to earn triple, they treat you like foreign labor
Speak Cantonese in KL, get laughed at for your accent
The dads who stay in Muar are the real deal
No kidding, they drive Myvis and keep it low-key

Wherever you go, get PR or migrate
Remember your roots, this land that nurtured you
Mee Siput, Fried Hokkien Mee, Mee Bandung and Asam Fish
And don't forget 84000

Muar Mandarin, I'm damn proud of it
If you ain't happy, I'll give you the finger
I don't like acting proper, I think I'm badass
Because what I speak is the Muar people's Mandarin

Muar Mandarin, I'm damn proud of it
If you ain't happy, I'll give you the finger
I don't like acting proper, I think I'm badass
Because what I speak is the Muar people's Mandarin

Muar Mandarin, I'm damn proud of it
If you ain't happy, I'll give you the finger
I don't like acting proper, I think I'm badass
Because what I speak is the Muar people's Mandarin

Muar Mandarin, I'm damn proud of it
If you ain't happy, I'll give you the finger
I don't like acting proper, I think I'm badass
Because what I speak is the Muar people's Mandarin