Текст песни и перевод на француский Adam Sandler - Oh Mom...

Oh Mom...

[silverware clicking]
[m1:] "can you pass the beats please?"
[f1:] "here you go"
[m1:] "thanks"
[brad:] "hey mom, guess what?
i got invited to a party tonight!
and i'm gonna go if that's ok with you."
[mom:] "nooo!"
[brad:] "why not mom?"
[f1:] "yeah, why mom? he should go."
[brad:] "it's gonna be fun. i'll get to meet new people..."
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[brad:] "oh mom..."
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[f1:] "don't wory brad."

[f2:] "hey mom, i saw this great skirt at the mall today,
but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price,
but i was nervous to buy it.
what do you think?
[mom:] "nooo!"
[f2:] "really? i really like it..."
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[f2:] "oh mom, who is?"
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[f2:] "mom, you're so paranoid."
[mom:] "nooo!"

[m3:] "hey mom, i gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for little league try-outs."
[mom:] "nooo!"
[m3:] "yeah, i have to be at the field at 9 o'clock..."
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[m3:] "do you think you could drop me off there?..."
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[m3:] "how am i gonna get there?"
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[m3:] "i'll walk i guess."
[mom:] "nooo!"

[cindy:] "mom, can you pass the salad dressing?"
[mom:] "nooo!"
[cindy:] "please?"
[mom:] "nooo!"
[cindy:] "come on, mom."
[mom:] "nooo!"
[brad:] "i'll get it for you cindy."
[cindy:] "thanks brad."
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[cindy:] "thanks for the tip, ma."
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

[brad:] "hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream."
[mom:] "nooo!"
[brad:] "why are we eating inside?
it's a beautiful night.
we need to get out more."
[mom:] "nooo!"
[cindy:] "mother, brad is right."
[mom:] "nooo!"
[cindy:] "we should go out, it'll be fun."
[mom:] "nooo!"
[cindy:] "come on, let's go, i could go for some maple walnut."
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[m3:] "yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time."
[mom:] "nooo!"
[cindy:] "you wanna come dave?"
[mom:] "nooo!"
[dave:] "no, i'll hang out with mom."
[m1:] "you sure?"
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[dave:] "yeah, go without me."
[m3:] "all right, see you guys later."
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

[dave:] "how are you, mom? great meal tonight. sure is...
you sure know how to cook!
boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady.
say mom, uhm, can i go canoeing next weekend with my friend barry?"
[mom:] "nooo!"
[dave:] "please?"
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[dave:] "mom, you're over reacting!"
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[dave:] "why are you so overprotective!?"
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[dave:] "mom! i'm going to the ice cream place!
you're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!"
[bangs on the table, gets up]
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[screen door closes]
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at him!"

Oh Maman...

[bruit de couverts]
[m1:] "Tu peux me passer les betteraves, s'il te plaît ?"
[f1:] "Voilà."
[m1:] "Merci."
[brad:] "Hé maman, devine quoi ?
On m'a invité à une fête ce soir !
Et j'aimerais y aller si ça te va."
[mom:] "Non !"
[brad:] "Pourquoi pas, maman ?"
[f1:] "Oui, pourquoi, maman ? Il devrait y aller."
[brad:] "Ça va être amusant. Je vais rencontrer de nouvelles personnes..."
[mom:] "Ils vont tous se moquer de toi !"
[brad:] "Oh maman..."
[mom:] "Ils vont tous se moquer de toi !"
[f1:] "Ne t'inquiète pas, Brad."

[f2:] "Hé maman, j'ai vu une jupe géniale au centre commercial aujourd'hui,
Mais elle coûtait 34 $, ce qui n'est pas si cher,
Mais j'hésitais à l'acheter.
Tu en penses quoi ?
[mom:] "Non !"
[f2:] "Vraiment ? Elle me plaît vraiment..."
[mom:] "Ils vont tous se moquer de toi !"
[f2:] "Oh maman, qui ça ?"
[mom:] "Ils vont tous se moquer de toi !"
[f2:] "Maman, tu es vraiment paranoïaque."
[mom:] "Non !"

[m3:] "Hé maman, je dois me lever assez tôt demain pour les sélections de la petite ligue."
[mom:] "Non !"
[m3:] "Oui, je dois être au terrain à 9 heures..."
[mom:] "Ils vont tous se moquer de toi !"
[m3:] "Tu crois que tu pourrais m'y déposer ?..."
[mom:] "Ils vont tous se moquer de toi !"
[m3:] "Comment je vais y aller ?"
[mom:] "Ils vont tous se moquer de toi !"
[m3:] "J'irai à pied, je suppose."
[mom:] "Non !"

[cindy:] "Maman, tu peux me passer la vinaigrette, s'il te plaît ?"
[mom:] "Non !"
[cindy:] "S'il te plaît ?"
[mom:] "Non !"
[cindy:] "Allez, maman."
[mom:] "Non !"
[brad:] "Je vais te la passer, Cindy."
[cindy:] "Merci, Brad."
[mom:] "Ils vont tous se moquer de toi !"
[cindy:] "Merci du conseil, maman."
[mom:] "Ils vont tous se moquer de toi !"

[brad:] "Hé tout le monde, et si on allait prendre une glace ?"
[mom:] "Non !"
[brad:] "Pourquoi est-ce qu'on mange à l'intérieur ?
Il fait beau ce soir.
On devrait sortir plus souvent."
[mom:] "Non !"
[cindy:] "Maman, Brad a raison."
[mom:] "Non !"
[cindy:] "On devrait sortir, ça nous ferait du bien."
[mom:] "Non !"
[cindy:] "Allez, viens, j'aimerais bien une glace érable-noix."
[mom:] "Ils vont tous se moquer de toi !"
[m3:] "Ouais, ça fait longtemps qu'on n'est pas sortis tous ensemble."
[mom:] "Non !"
[cindy:] "Tu veux venir, Dave ?"
[mom:] "Non !"
[dave:] "Non, je vais rester avec maman."
[m1:] "Tu es sûr ?"
[mom:] "Ils vont tous se moquer de toi !"
[dave:] "Oui, allez-y sans moi."
[m3:] "D'accord, à plus tard."
[mom:] "Ils vont tous se moquer de toi !"

[dave:] "Comment vas-tu, maman ? Excellent repas ce soir. Vraiment..."
Tu sais vraiment cuisiner !
Oh là là, quelle femme tu fais.
Dis maman, euh, je peux aller faire du canoë le week-end prochain avec mon ami Barry ?"
[mom:] "Non !"
[dave:] "S'il te plaît ?"
[mom:] "Ils vont tous se moquer de toi !"
[dave:] "Maman, tu exagères !"
[mom:] "Ils vont tous se moquer de toi !"
[dave:] "Pourquoi es-tu si surprotectrice ?"
[mom:] "Ils vont tous se moquer de toi !"
[dave:] "Maman ! Je vais au glacier !
Tu es tellement bornée, ça me rend fou !"
[frappe sur la table, se lève]
[mom:] "Ils vont tous se moquer de toi !"
[on entend la porte moustiquaire claquer]
[mom:] "Ils vont tous se moquer de lui !"