Текст песни и перевод на английский Hellbillies - Hallo Telenor

Hallo Telenor

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Hallo Telenor, kan du hjålpe meg no?
Hallo Telenor, eg irritera meg so.
Eg bur ei mil ifrå sentrum på eit bruk oppi ein dal.
Eg har heimekontor der eg prøve å drive ein gard.
Ref:
I kommuna eg bur, ha'rei lagt ut tabella og kart
Dæ'æ fint for dei få som kan surfe med skikkelig fart.
Men her heime hjå meg, so skrøpeleg.
Dæ'æ no so mangt eg skull lasta ned.
Det kan eg ikkji få te. Går for sakte!.

Eg ha testa ut farten, dæ,æ like før at eg skrik.
Den var på tolv kilobit, der ska no 'kji vera slik!
Ref
Hallo Telenor, du tenkji børs og peng.
Hallo Telenor, du har no peng i fleng.
So kan du ofre ein slant på den heimelege periferi
Æ're for mykji forlangt om du fiksa på dritlina mi?
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Ja uti enda hjå meg, so skrøpelig.
D e no so mangt eg skull lasta ned.
Det kan eg ikkji få te Går for sakte!

Hello, Telenor

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Hello, Telenor, can you help me?
Hello, Telenor, I'm so annoyed.
I live a mile from the town center on a farm in a valley.
I have a home office where I try to run a farm.
Chorus:
In the municipality where I live, you have laid out charts and maps
That's great for the few who can surf at a decent speed.
But here at my place, it's so poor.
There are so many things I need to download.
I can't because it's too slow!

I've tested the speed, and it's so slow that I want to scream.
It was twelve kilobits, that's not right!
Chorus
Hello, Telenor, you're all about money.
Hello, Telenor, you have loads of money.
So you can spare a little for the rural areas.
Is it too much to ask to fix my rotten line?
Chorus
Yes, at my end, it's so poor.
There are so many things I need to download.
I can't because it's too slow!