Текст песни и перевод на английский Joker Xue - 解解悶

解解悶

他拿著黃本本 測速儀對準
想我路過的剎那記錄我的罪證
你懷疑的那條線就是我的尾燈
拍下我給你的飛吻
下雨的清晨 那路面積起小坑
我減的速又好像快要讓你得逞
你根本不懂我們全都來自草根
別濺到沒傘的路人
你千萬別當真
我沒讓你幾分
你先超越別人
再陪我解解悶
我不是不認真
你承又不承認
是龜兔的緣分
你不算我的敵人（聽別人
你系上紅繩繩 胳膊就變猛
你把該漂移的地方都改成翻滾
還拜著愛坐四輪車的諸葛先生
1米九一尊
看著好唬人
下雪的黃昏 我下車扶個老人
你搖下車窗的鬼臉好像已得逞
可是你說你說有沒有一種可能
我套你圈兒了 所以在等等
Take your time
Never mind
Take your time
Never mind
你千萬別當真
我沒讓你幾分
你先超越別人
再陪我解解悶
我不是不認真
你承又不承認
是我兩沒緣分
也不是一路人
你氣得圓滾滾 卻技不如人
原來你早對我的才能心生嫉恨
還帶著擁護者們
扯著雞的嗓門（想做個掌門）
想領軍 卻沒有水準
人生的路程 不要走任意門
你快進美好過程著實有點愚蠢
我最痛恨給少年打雞血的歌聲
反復在上鎖的旅程
你拿著木棍棍 在懟我車門
原來你也想得到我的同款靠枕
我可以再送你剪刀門
加上敞篷（親愛的掌門）
你變這樣 我也有責任
不想踩油門 當每次路過小鎮
想碰碰運氣遇到失去過的故人
我身上留著為你洗不掉的圖騰
算我無悔的青春

Relieving Boredom

He's holding that yellow gadget, the speed gun aimed right at me,
Trying to catch me in the act, document my transgression as I pass by.
That streak of light you suspect, darling, that's my taillight,
Capturing a flying kiss just for you.
A rainy morning, the road surface dotted with little puddles,
I slow down, almost letting you get your way, it seems.
You don't understand, we all come from humble beginnings,
Don't splash the pedestrians without umbrellas, love.
Don't take it too seriously, darling,
I'm not giving you that much of an advantage.
Overtake the others first, my dear,
Then keep me company, help me relieve my boredom.
It's not that I'm not serious, sweetheart,
Will you admit it or not, my love?
It's a tortoise and hare kind of fate we have.
You're not really my enemy (listen to others).
You tie on a red string, your arm suddenly gets stronger,
You turn all the drifting spots into tumbles,
And you pray to Mr. Zhuge Liang, lover of four-wheeled chariots,
A 1.9-meter-tall figure,
Looks quite intimidating, doesn't it?
A snowy dusk, I get out of the car to help an old man,
That grimace you make from your car window, looks like you've finally won.
But tell me, darling, is there a possibility,
That I've set a trap for you, so just wait a little longer?
Take your time,
Never mind,
Take your time,
Never mind,
Don't take it too seriously, my dear,
I'm not giving you that much of an advantage.
Overtake the others first, love,
Then keep me company, help me relieve my boredom.
It's not that I'm not serious, sweetheart,
Will you admit it or not, my love?
It's just that we're not meant to be,
Not the same kind of people.
You're fuming, all puffed up, but your skills are lacking, darling,
Turns out you've been jealous of my talent all along.
And with your supporters in tow,
Screaming like chickens (wanting to be the leader),
Wanting to lead the pack, but without the skill.
Life's journey, don't take shortcuts, my dear,
Your fast-forwarding through the good parts is rather foolish.
I despise those motivational songs that pump up the youth,
Repeatedly on this locked journey.
You're holding a wooden stick, poking at my car door,
Turns out you want the same neck pillow as mine.
I can even give you scissor doors, too,
Plus a convertible (dear leader).
I'm partly responsible for you becoming like this.
I don't want to step on the gas, every time I pass through a small town,
Hoping to get lucky and run into someone I've lost.
I carry a totem for you that can't be washed away,
Consider it my youth without regrets.