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我是肥仔

天生脂肪多最鍾意食 七餐一宿都冇乜缺少
肥騰騰肉又Dun仲好鬼鍾意笑
餐餐家鄉雞有乜過份 Tea Time整多碗半筋腩粉
人長期食又瞓 夢境都香噴噴

人肥咗 驚鬼佢有咩照食
有益身心 有安多芬
理鬼幾多公斤

肥仔 先顯得我靚仔
肥妹 天生姿勢最好睇
係似電單車先最正
我識班Friend叫
肥威 都追到靚女仔
肥禧 乜都肯制冇「啷嚟」
自信又好心使照鏡
外表即刻變靚

吸收脂肪少我即無力 啪包朱古力有番氣息
長期狂食麥記 做GYM邊驚無氣
三叔咁樣好似身有孕 一身Extra Large我都稱身
成團人撞入去纜車都打倒褪

嗱肥仔 飢荒到有乜照食
見乜生吞 冇得攤分
Buffet先真開心

肥仔 先顯得我靚仔
肥妹 天生姿勢最好睇
係似電單車先最正
我識班Friend叫
肥威 都追到靚女仔
肥禧 乜都肯制冇「啷嚟」
自信又好心使照鏡
外表即刻變靚

嗱肥仔 叻仔
區區幾多噸位 大量通通都冇乜計
嗱肥妹 好睇
好鬼好鬼盞鬼 又易

I Am A Fat Guy

I was born with a lot of fat and I love to eat a lot. I eat seven meals a day and I never miss a snack.
I'm so fat and chubby and I love to laugh.
I eat fried chicken every day and I love to eat beef tendon noodles.
I eat and sleep all day long and I have sweet dreams.

I'm so fat that I'm not afraid of ghosts. I eat whatever I want.
It's good for my body and mind. It gives me endorphins.
I don't care how many kilos I weigh.

Being fat makes me handsome.
Being fat makes girls look better.
It's like a motorcycle, it's the best.
I know some friends who are called:
Fat Wai, who can chase after beautiful girls.
Fat Hei, who can control everything and never gets angry.
They are confident and kind, and they always look in the mirror.
Their appearance immediately becomes more beautiful.

If I don't eat enough fat, I feel weak. Eating a chocolate bar gives me energy.
I eat McDonald's all the time. I don't worry about not having enough energy when I work out.
I am as big as a pregnant woman. I wear Extra Large and it fits me well.
When a group of us get into a cable car, it reverses.

Hey, fat boy, if there's a famine, you can eat anything.
You eat everything you see, you don't share it with others.
Buffets are the best.

Being fat makes me handsome.
Being fat makes girls look better.
It's like a motorcycle, it's the best.
I know some friends who are called:
Fat Wai, who can chase after beautiful girls.
Fat Hei, who can control everything and never gets angry.
They are confident and kind, and they always look in the mirror.
Their appearance immediately becomes more beautiful.

Hey, fat boy, you're a good boy.
You don't care how many tons you weigh.
Hey, fat girl, you're beautiful.
You're so beautiful, so funny, and so easy going.