Текст песни и перевод на английский Justin Lo - 卡通歌

卡通歌

自從六歲相信公主正困在某森林
我立志為她出手挺身
外型未夠吸引仙境里正直有好運
一個吻令青蛙可變身

然後了解 女生只想要愉快
不希罕一對玻璃鞋
我用童話裡心態
只好苦笑有怪莫怪

相戀過越來越多 傷心幾多
待人熱誠劇本是錯
不懂分開公主巫婆 才明失去了甚麼
但美麗馬車已失火

當相反感覺越來越多 相戀幾多
劇情未能像卡通歌
當苦戀一個也是錯 不理錯甚麼
若天真不叫座 甚麼方可

沒皇后愛妖怪比不上再沒有關懷
我是個沒終點的信差
面前是個堡壘只不過再沒那麼大
可笑到被風吹都瓦解

然後了解 女生只想要愉快
可惜偏偏我總誤解
我用童話裡心態
只好苦笑有怪莫怪

相擁過越來越多 傷心幾多
越純越傻越吃苦果
不懂分開公主巫婆 才明失去了甚麼
但美麗馬車已失火

相反感覺越來越多 相戀幾多
墮崖墮河定有因果
當苦戀一個也是錯 不理錯甚麼
若天真不叫座 或者不必有我

Cartoon Song

Since the age of six, I believed a princess was trapped in a forest
And I made a vow to save her
My looks weren't enough to charm her, but in the fairy tale, I had good fortune
A kiss could turn a frog into a prince

Then I realized, girls just want to be happy
They don't care about glass slippers
With my fairy tale mentality
I could only smile wryly and blame others

I've been in love more and more, and been hurt more and more
Being sincere is wrong in this script
Not knowing the difference between a princess and a witch
But the beautiful carriage has already burned

As conflicting feelings grow
My love stories can't be like cartoon songs
When it's wrong to love just one person
What's the point of being innocent?

No queen would love a monster, but no one cares about me anymore
I'm a messenger with no destination
In front of me is a fortress, but it's not so big anymore
It's laughable how it crumbles in the wind

Then I realized, girls just want to be happy
But I always misunderstood
With my fairy tale mentality
I could only smile wryly and blame others

I've been embraced more and more, and hurt more and more
The purer and dumber I am, the more I suffer
Not knowing the difference between a princess and a witch
But the beautiful carriage has already burned

As conflicting feelings grow
There must be a reason for falling off cliffs and into rivers
When it's wrong to love just one person
Maybe I'm not needed if innocence isn't popular