Текст песни и перевод на английский Kumachan - Φ.兇宅

Φ.兇宅

是誰說玩音樂 小孩不會變壞
看我從玩音樂 小宅男 變成天菜
Damn right
千載 難逢的時間那就是現在
宅男變凶 宅男變凶宅

饒舌歌手都喜歡炫富 抱歉... 我都炫技
饒舌歌手不喜歡唸書 抱歉... 臺大電機
饒舌歌手都猙獰面目 抱歉... 長得秀氣
饒舌歌手都喜歡電鍍 抱歉... 比較喜歡上台電你
饒舌歌手都菸酒不離手
但我比較喜歡研究beat.flow 一下絕對不熄火
饒舌歌手笑我學院派 呵是研究所

但最後 沒韻沒flow 還不是回頭來研究我
當饒舌歌手對臉書 漸漸成癮 我逐漸的 讀萬卷書 綀出 一身本領
身影 隱身在 書店 咖啡廳 再浮現時已是架上無限的成品
他們汲汲營營 比誰bling bling 你聽 chi ching 獎學金的聲音
跟我搶金音獎 問我你怎麼搶不贏

叫你多聽聽講 你怎麼講都講不聽
是誰說玩音樂 小孩不會變壞
看我從玩音樂 小宅男 變成天菜
Damn right
千載 難逢的時間那就是現在
宅男變凶 宅男變凶宅 凶宅 凶宅 凶宅

宅男變凶 宅男變凶宅
還記得剛開始 上台時 像個呆子 呵
用著方程式 算著拍子sounding like a nerd
各種搶拍和 忘詞 和放不開的靦腆
他們看我憨呆的樣子 對我指指點點說
Look at this guy 這麼的宅 還想站上舞台 這麼可愛 呵呵呵x∞
Why don't you give me the mic
Bitch you're killing the vibe
乖乖牌還玩什麼饒舌 快快回家彈你的陶喆

管你 來自什麼嘻研社 又不是杜振熙來自顏社
關於小熊仔
他即使受到一次一次鄙視 沒有因此遺失己志
反而以此逼自己 日復一日靠著意志力 累積實力與氣勢
現在曾對他嗤之以鼻的 都被他頤指氣使
誰想的到 從沒人想敲 到每個人都想要
水漲船高 演唱會的票 一堆妹搶著要
誰想合照 (我 我 我) 來一個一個排隊來

誰想的到 鬼才想的到 難怪他們都說我是鬼才
是誰說玩音樂 小孩不會變壞
看我從玩音樂 小宅男 變成天菜
Damn right
千載 難逢的時間那就是現在
宅男變凶 宅男變凶宅 凶宅 凶宅 凶宅

宅男變凶 宅男變凶宅
說自己沒準備 然後考很廢 這種都被我欺凌
說自己沒準備 然後熬整夜 這種我最唾棄你
說自己熬整夜 然後考很廢 這種都沒我機靈

我都高分貝 說要拿高分 考倒數最後一名
說自己沒準備 然後考很廢 這種都被我欺凌
說自己沒準備 然後熬整夜 這種我最唾棄你
說自己熬整夜 然後考很廢 這種都沒我機靈

我都高分貝 說要拿高分 考倒數最後一名
你看那多工的過動兒 一邊做歌一邊做功課
發展出到底是多風格 還是多重人格 他們都說我瘋了
像是24個比利 調配我的人格特質比例
沒辦法克制 歇斯底里 隨時提筆 寫詞維持技藝
我 允文允武 但韻文就是我裝備的武器
表面揚眉又吐氣 背後付出雙倍的努力 雙倍的武力

5x2=10 所以有的是實力
怎麼那麼宅 怎麼那麼鳥 到
怎麼那麼帥 怎麼那麼屌 怎麼那麼有腦袋
怎麼那麼罩 這麼多的才華 這麼少時間 怎麼做的到
Flow怎麼那麼快 韻怎麼那麼巧 笑容這麼壞 對人怎麼那麼好

到底怎麼做的到 沒道理 真的想知道 我教你 來
一早起來 就卯起來 我跳起來 我超期待
新考驗拿份考題來 不小心我又考100
我鑽研我的專業能力維持我的專頁人氣
管理粉絲專頁回覆每個粉絲給的關切
回覆每個專題生提出的每個專題問題
回顧我的專輯整體度有沒有貫徹徹底
回到我的秘密基地繼續努力鑽研動筆
Just so I can be the truly one and only WHAT?!
凶宅 凶宅 凶宅 宅男變凶 宅男變凶宅
凶宅 凶宅 凶宅 宅男變凶 宅男變凶宅 凶宅!

Φ. Haunted House

Who said playing music wouldn't corrupt the youth?
Look at me, from a music-loving nerd, I've become a heartthrob
Damn right
This is the once-in-a-millennium moment, right now
Nerd turned fierce, nerd turned haunted house

Rappers love to flaunt wealth, sorry... I flaunt my skills
Rappers don't like to study, sorry... NTU Electrical Engineering
Rappers have fierce expressions, sorry... I have a delicate face
Rappers love to get plated, sorry... I prefer to get on stage and shock you
Rappers always have cigarettes and alcohol in their hands
But I prefer to study beats and flows, never extinguishing the fire
Rappers laugh at me for being academic, ha, it's a graduate school

But in the end, with no rhyme and no flow, they still come back to study me
While rappers become addicted to Facebook, I gradually read thousands of books, training myself to be skillful
My figure hides in bookstores and cafes, then reappears as infinite finished products on shelves
They hustle and bustle, competing to see who's bling bling, you listen, the sound of scholarships chi ching
Trying to compete with me for the Golden Melody Award, asking me how you can't win

Told you to listen more, why don't you listen no matter how much I tell you
Who said playing music wouldn't corrupt the youth?
Look at me, from a music-loving nerd, I've become a heartthrob
Damn right
This is the once-in-a-millennium moment, right now
Nerd turned fierce, nerd turned haunted house, haunted house, haunted house, haunted house

Nerd turned fierce, nerd turned haunted house
I still remember when I first got on stage, I was like a fool, ha
Using formulas to calculate the beat, sounding like a nerd
All kinds of rushing, forgetting lyrics, and being shy
They looked at my silly appearance and pointed at me, saying
Look at this guy, so nerdy, still wants to be on stage, so cute, hahaha x∞
Why don't you give me the mic
Bitch you're killing the vibe
Goody two-shoes still rapping, go home and play your David Tao

I don't care which hip-hop club you're from, you're not Du Zhenxi from Yan She
About Kumachan
Even though he was despised time and time again, he didn't lose his will
Instead, he used this to push himself, day after day, relying on willpower to accumulate strength and momentum
Now those who once sneered at him are all at his beck and call
Who would have thought, from no one wanting to knock, to everyone wanting to
The tide rises, concert tickets, a bunch of girls scrambling to get
Who wants to take a picture? (Me, me, me) Come one by one, line up

Who would have thought, only a genius would have thought, no wonder they all say I'm a genius
Who said playing music wouldn't corrupt the youth?
Look at me, from a music-loving nerd, I've become a heartthrob
Damn right
This is the once-in-a-millennium moment, right now
Nerd turned fierce, nerd turned haunted house, haunted house, haunted house, haunted house

Nerd turned fierce, nerd turned haunted house
Those who say they're not prepared and then do poorly on exams, I bully them
Those who say they're not prepared and then stay up all night, I despise you the most
Those who say they stay up all night and then do poorly on exams, they're not as clever as me

I talk big, say I'm going to get a high score, and then end up last
Those who say they're not prepared and then do poorly on exams, I bully them
Those who say they're not prepared and then stay up all night, I despise you the most
Those who say they stay up all night and then do poorly on exams, they're not as clever as me

I talk big, say I'm going to get a high score, and then end up last
Look at that hyperactive kid, making songs and doing homework at the same time
Developing, is it multiple styles or multiple personalities? They all say I'm crazy
Like 24 Billys, adjusting the proportions of my personality traits
Can't control, hysterical, always writing lyrics to maintain skills
I'm both civil and military, but rhymes are my weapon
On the surface, I raise my eyebrows and exhale, but behind the scenes, I put in double the effort, double the strength

5x2=10, so I have plenty of strength
How could I be so nerdy, so lame, to
How could I be so handsome, so cool, so brainy
How could I be so reliable, with so much talent, so little time, how is it possible
How could my flow be so fast, my rhymes so clever, my smile so mischievous, my treatment of people so good

How is it possible, it doesn't make sense, really want to know, I'll teach you, come
Wake up early, get up and go, I jump up, I'm super excited
New challenges, bring on the test questions, accidentally I got 100 again
I delve into my expertise to maintain the popularity of my page
Manage the fan page, respond to every fan's concern
Answer every question raised by every project student
Review the overall consistency of my album
Return to my secret base and continue to work hard and write
Just so I can be the truly one and only WHAT?!
Haunted house, haunted house, haunted house, nerd turned fierce, nerd turned haunted house
Haunted house, haunted house, haunted house, nerd turned fierce, nerd turned haunted house, haunted house!