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八無禁忌

八无禁忌(粤)
演唱：农夫
农夫-八无禁忌(粤)
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我知你地最八挂
我帮你地去八下
我讲野无句系假
全部真架你谂真下有d夸
我知你地最八挂
我帮你地去八下
我讲野无句系假
全部真架你谂真下有d夸
农夫既娱乐新闻
最快最新最真最震撼
林一峰原来系男人
记者系佢附近影到佢企起身
去厕所 娱乐圈既秘闻
张敬轩原来系黑人
你睇佢眼下面有两个黑印
我地调查过佢点解咁高音
关键系咪系佢下半身
Eo2其实得两个人
唔叫EO4系有原因
一个戴黑超睇唔到一个太黑睇佢唔到
我想再数数极都数唔到
真真假假通通八卦
匆匆看化段段浮华
边句真话边句假话
我知你地最八挂
我帮你地去八下
我讲野无句系假
全部真架你谂真下有d夸
我知你地最八挂
我帮你地去八下
我讲野无句系假
全部真架你谂真下有d夸
谢安琪无大肚佢只系大肚腩
肥又唔肯减之前以为佢就生
方大同个岁数从来都系虚报
朝朝做早操佢妈妈都冇佢咁老
关心妍借左我旧吸湿棉
我就不便不便讲下阿侧田
王浩信真名叫Hotcha
王菀之真人好索架
林一峰唔妥张继聪唔妥
关心妍唔妥侧田
许志安唔妥ivana唔妥
杨千嬅唔妥唐宁唔妥我
呃呃骗骗大话连连
篇篇封面段段缠绵
边个出现闪过闪电
农夫-八无禁忌(粤)
★ danfeng927制作
我知你地最八挂
我帮你地去八下
我讲野无句系假
全部真架你谂真下有d夸
我知你地最八挂
我帮你地去八下
我讲野无句系假
全部真架你谂真下有d夸
飞沙走奶送外卖
杨冠球叶浅冧仔
鬼树嘢会姊弟恋
母子恋平辈恋
同性恋异性恋 完
同性恋异性恋 完
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Eight Must-Know Taboos

Eight Must-Know Taboos (Cantonese)
Artist: Nung Fu
Nung Fu - Eight Must-Know Taboos (Cantonese)
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I know you're the gossip king.
Now let me gossip for you.
I'll distil the truth from the false,
So you can weigh the truth of it.
I know you're the gossip king.
Now let me gossip for you.
I'll distil the truth from the false,
So you can weigh the truth of it.
Nung Fu's entertainment news,
The fastest, newest, most honest, most shocking.
Lam Yik Fung is indeed a man,
The reporter caught him standing up
Going to the toilet. The secret of the entertainment industry.
Zhang Jing Xuan is a black man,
Look at the two black marks under his eyes.
We've checked how come he's got such a high-pitched voice,
The key might be his lower body.
Eo2 actually only has two people,
There's a reason why they are not called Eo4,
One wears sunglasses so you can't see him, and the other is too black to see.
I could count on and on, but I can't finish counting.
True or false, all gossip.
Quickly read through each fleeting glory,
Which sentence is true, which is false?
I know you're the gossip king.
Now let me gossip for you.
I'll distil the truth from the false,
So you can weigh the truth of it.
I know you're the gossip king.
Now let me gossip for you.
I'll distil the truth from the false,
So you can weigh the truth of it.
Xie An Qi isn't pregnant, she just has a big belly.
She's overweight but refuses to lose weight, we thought she was about to give birth.
Fong Dut Tong's age has always been understated,
He does morning exercises every day, his mother is not even as old as him.
Kwan Sum Yin borrowed my moisture-wicking cloth.
I'm not so sure about what A Che Tian did.
Wong Ho Sun's real name is Hotcha.
Wong Yun Chi is really beautiful in person.
Lam Yik Fung doesn't like Cheung Kei Chung, he doesn't like
Kwan Sum Yin doesn't like Che Tian
Hui Chi On doesn't like Ivana, he doesn't like
Yang Qian Hua doesn't like Tang Ning, she doesn't like me.
Lies and more lies.
Page after page of cover story, paragraph after paragraph of romance.
Who has appeared, lightning flashes by.
Nung Fu - Eight Must-Know Taboos (Cantonese)
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I know you're the gossip king.
Now let me gossip for you.
I'll distil the truth from the false,
So you can weigh the truth of it.
I know you're the gossip king.
Now let me gossip for you.
I'll distil the truth from the false,
So you can weigh the truth of it.
A fly in the ointment, taking out food,
Yeung Kwun Kau loves the girl,
Ghost trees do sibling love,
Mother-son love, peer love,
Same-sex love, opposite-sex love, the end.
Same-sex love, opposite-sex love, the end.
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