Текст и перевод песни Charlie Monttana feat. Armando Palomas - Tú No Sabes Chupar

Tú No Sabes Chupar

Ya de madrugada fuiste a la vinata
Y en la ventanita compraste otro pomo
Unos cigarritos
Y dos coca colas
Y siguieron chupando hasta el otro día
Los Ramones dijeron
(Que paso, que paso, vamos hay)

Y los Rolling decían que era solo rock and roll
Tú les contestaste que no te espantabas
Tipos lenguas largas
Y que seguías siendo rey
Que lo que a ese güey le falta, tú lo tienes de más

Te guacareaste todito y te pusiste a llorar
Te querías pelear, pateaste la grabadora
Le pegaste a tu vieja y le mentaste la madre
Y a toda la banda la mandaste a la verga

Porque cuando tomas
Te pones bien loca
La riegas de volada
Y ofendes a la banda (ay, Charlie)
Tú no sabes chupar (tú no sabes chupar)
Tú no sabes tomar (tú no sabes chupar)
Tú no sabes chupar(tú no sabes chupar)
Tú no sabes chupar(tú no sabes chupar)

Cuando me fui pa gabacho
Me decían sanavagana
Y ahora que soy grandecito
Soy fan de Charlie Monttana

Se te sube luego luego'
Y te pones como cerdo
Te pones como demonio
Como una vaca babosa
Ya mejor ni vengas güey
Tú no sabes tomar
Porque cuando tomas
Te pones como pendejo
La riegas de volada
Y ofendes a mi pinche madre
Que paso

Tú no sabes chupar (tú no sabes chupar)
Nomas la vas a cagar (tú no sabes chupar)
No voy en tren (tú no sabes chupar)
No voy en avión (tú no sabes chupar)
No voy en tren (tú no sabes chupar)
No voy en avión (tú no sabes chupar)
Yo no voy en tren (tú no sabes chupar)
Voy en avión (tú no sabes chupar)
Tu no sabes chupar (tú no sabes chupar)

(Aquí, pos aquí nomas
Hechado como pendejo tomando coca)

(Cuando estaba yo chiquito, escuchaba la Maldita
Y ahora que estoy jodidito, escucho a Amandititita)

(Cuando estaba yo chiquito, me daban leche de bote
Y ahora que estoy grandecito, me la sacan del garrote)

(Wow)

(Cuando estaba yo chiquito, me daban leche de bote
Y ahora que estoy grandecito, me la sacan del camote)

You Don't Know How to Drink

It was almost dawn when you went to the liquor store
And through the little window you bought another bottle
A few cigarettes
And two Coca-Colas
And you kept drinking until the next day
The Ramones said
(What's up, what's up, let's go)

And the Rolling Stones said it was just rock and roll
You told them you weren't afraid
Long-tongued guys
And that you were still the king
That what that dude lacks, you have plenty of

You got totally plastered and started to cry
You wanted to fight, you kicked the stereo
You hit your old lady and cursed her out
And you told the whole band to fuck off

Because when you drink
You get really crazy
You fuck up right away
And you offend everyone (oh, Charlie)
You don't know how to drink (you don't know how to drink)
You don't know how to party (you don't know how to drink)
You don't know how to drink (you don't know how to drink)
You don't know how to drink (you don't know how to drink)

When I went to the States
They called me a wetback
And now that I'm all grown up
I'm a fan of Charlie Monttana

It goes straight to your head
And you act like a pig
You act like a demon
Like a drooling cow
You'd better not come around, man
You don't know how to party
Because when you drink
You act like an idiot
You fuck up right away
And you offend my fucking mother
What's up

You don't know how to drink (you don't know how to drink)
You're just going to fuck it up (you don't know how to drink)
I'm not on the train (you don't know how to drink)
I'm not on the plane (you don't know how to drink)
I'm not on the train (you don't know how to drink)
I'm not on the plane (you don't know how to drink)
I'm not on the train (you don't know how to drink)
I'm on the plane (you don't know how to drink)
You don't know how to drink (you don't know how to drink)

(Here, right here
Hanged like an idiot drinking Coke)

(When I was a little kid, I listened to La Maldita
And now that I'm screwed, I listen to Amandititita)

(When I was a little kid, they gave me milk from a can
And now that I'm grown up, they take it out of my club)

(Wow)

(When I was a little kid, they gave me milk from a can
And now that I'm grown up, they take it out of my sweet potato)