Текст и перевод песни Agarrate Catalina - El novio de la nieta 2008

El novio de la nieta 2008

Lo principal es que el muchacho sea sanito
Que no me fume ni me tome pa' empezar,
Que haga deporte y se levante tempranito
Que coma sano y no le guste trasnochar.

En lo posible, que sea cauteloso y cauto
Que eso en el hombre es la virtud fundamental (Fundamental!)
Sino, que por lo menos tenga un auto,
Porque la nena está aprendiendo a manejar.

Si es por pedir, yo pediría que sea lindo
Pa' que los hijos salgan lindos como él,
Y si no es lindo, por lo menos que sea bueno
O por lo menos tenga un padre coronel.

Si es bien blanquito, si!
Si es bien blanquito, si!
Si es bien blanquito habrá que conocer los suegros
Y averiguar cómo es la rama familiar.
No sea cuestión que tenga algún pariente negro
Y andar mezclando el chocolate con el pan.

Los rubiecitos suelen ser casi un milagro,
Pero algo turbio también pueden esconder.
Después te dice que le gusta el queso magro
Y tiene toda la familia en Israel.

Que no sea chino, no! Que no sea chino, no!
Que no sea chino ¡Santo Dios, que no sea chino!
Y digo chino en el sentido general.
Por eso: chino o de países similares
Que no son chinos, pero son chinos igual.

Le pido a Dios que no me traiga un boliviano
Y mucho menos un peruano, por favor.
Que sea católico apostólico romano
¡Que no me vayan a enchufar ningún mormón!

Pero volviendo a tema horrible de los chinos,
El chino es loco por su honor y su moral,
Si se le cae el cucurucho de un helado
Igual se hace un harakiri en "La Cigale".

Que por favor, no vaya a ser un macumbero
Ni una lesbiana disfrazada de varón
Que no sea plancha ni tampoco metalero
Que no sea hippie, patovica o maricón.

Ni paraguayo, ni chileno o ecuatoriano
Mucho charango, mucho indio y... el color...
No vas a andar lidiando vos con el problema
Que en Uruguay Rivera ya solucionó.

Pero confío en su criterio y en su juicio:
Ella solita va a poder elegir bien,
Mientras que sea un hombre abierto y sin prejuicios
Y que la quiera y que la acepte como es.

The granddaughter's boyfriend 2008

The main thing is that the boy is healthy
Don't smoke or drink to start,
Play sports and get up early
Eat healthy and don't stay up late.

As far as possible, be cautious and wary
That's the fundamental virtue in a man (Fundamental!)
If not, at least have a car,
Because the girl is learning to drive.

If it's possible, I'd like him to be handsome
So that the children come out as handsome as him,
And if he's not handsome, at least let him be good
Or at least have a father who is a colonel.

If he's very white, yes!
If he's very white, yes!
If he's very white we'll have to meet the in-laws
And find out what the family tree is like.
Don't let him have any black relatives
And mix chocolate with bread.

Blondes are usually almost a miracle,
But they can also hide something murky.
Then he tells you that he likes low-fat cheese
And has his whole family in Israel.

Don't let him be Chinese, no! Don't let him be Chinese, no!
Don't let him be Chinese, my God, don't let him be Chinese!
And I say Chinese in the general sense.
That's why: Chinese or other countries
That are not Chinese, but are Chinese all the same.

I pray to God that he doesn't bring me a Bolivian
Still less a Peruvian, please.
Let him be a Catholic Apostolic Roman
Don't try to hook me up with a Mormon!

But going back to the horrible subject of the Chinese,
The Chinese is crazy about his honor and his morality,
If he drops the cone of an ice cream
He'll commit harakiri in "La Cigale".

May it please you, not to be a Santero
Nor a lesbian disguised as a man
Not to be a flat iron nor a metalworker
Not to be a hippie, bouncer or fag.

Nor Paraguayan, nor Chilean or Ecuadorian
A lot of charango, a lot of Indian and... the color...
You're not going to deal with the problem
That in Uruguay Rivera has already solved.

But I trust in your criterion and your judgment:
She will be able to choose well,
As long as he is an open-minded man with no prejudices
And who loves her and accepts her for who she is.