Текст и перевод песни Ajs Nigrutin - Bas Master Chavudin

Bas Master Chavudin

(Obožavam da udjem u autobus da se guram)
Obožavam da udjem u autobus da se guram
Dok mi kaplje pazuh i jaje mi se kuva
Jedva ima vazduha po kome lete klice
Od penzosa što kašlju mi šlajmove u lice
Gotivno je dosta kad ne moź' da se diše
Uzvraćam udarac, podrigujem na viršle(Podrig)
I to one odvratne što se pazare na kilo
Čim izadjem iz busa ću uzmem 'ladno pivo
Držim se za šipku, i tako pumpam biceps
Tu su mali cigani, nastali od incest
Jedan peva pesme, baca nas u sevdah
Drugi skuplja priloge da imaju za lepak
I zašto bi u busu svi morali da sedimo
Kad je dosta bolje da se oznojani lepimo
Atmosfera prelepa, onakva kakvu volim
Tehnike sam učio u GSP školi
Možeš me naći na stanici od jutra
Gde čekam pune buseve da udjem unutra
Laktam se, šutiram, gazim nogu tudju
Sredina malo napred da mogu svi da udju

Izvinite gospodine, dal' ste možda mogli
Malo više belog luka da se najedete?

(Obožavam da udjem u autobus da se guram)
Nek' izadje da peglira onaj kom je muka
A ko je prdn'o stići će ga božija ruka
Deda se nakrkao beloga luka
Neki se dopisuju preko Blututa
Uvek je veselo, i uvek je žurka
Kad udje kontrola, onda kartu čukam
Jedna mala priča kako je pukla
I da nije srećna jer joj prvi nije struka
Drugarica joj čestita, jer je počela se jebe
I usta je debelom čoveku da sedne
Ja se čvrsto držim, po tome svi me znaju
Preživeo sam strujni udar u tramvaju
Kad popijem lakat ništa me ne boli
Kad nisam u busu, nadji me u troli
Neki ljudi slabi, tu u nesvest padnu
Srce mi se cepa kad izadjem na zadnju
(Obožavam da udjem u autobus da se guram)
Možeš me naći na stanici od jutra
Gde čekam pune buseve da udjem unutra
Laktam se, šutiram, gazim nogu tudju
Sredina malo napred da mogu svi da udju
(Obožavam da udjem u autobus da se guram)
Možeš me naći na stanici od jutra
Gde čekam pune buseve da udjem unutra
Laktam se, šutiram, gazim nogu tudju
Sredina malo napred da mogu svi da udju

Bas Master Chavudin

(I love to get on the bus to shove)
I love to get on the bus to shove
While my armpits drip and my balls boil
There's barely any air for the germs to fly
From the old men coughing snot in our faces
It's pretty cozy when you can't breathe
I return the favor, I burp on top of them (Burp)
And those disgusting ones that are sold by the kilo
As soon as I get off the bus, I'll have a cold beer
I hold on to the bar, and that's how I pump my biceps
There are little gypsies here, born of incest
One sings songs, throwing us into a trance
The other collects donations so they can buy glue
And why should we all have to sit on the bus
When it's so much better to stick together, all sweaty
The atmosphere is lovely, just the way I like it
I learned the techniques at the GSP school
You can find me at the station from morning
Where I wait for full buses to get on
I elbow, I kick, I step on other people's feet
A little bit forward in the middle so everyone can get in

Excuse me, sir, could you possibly
Eat a little more garlic?

(I love to get on the bus to shove)
Let the one who's uncomfortable get off and beg
And he who farted will be struck by the hand of God
Grandpa got drunk on garlic
Some are texting over Bluetooth
It's always fun, and it's always a party
When the inspectors come, I punch my ticket
A little story about how she popped
And that she's not happy because her first time wasn't a pro
Her friend congratulates her because she started fucking
And opened her mouth for a fat man to sit on
I hold on tight, that's how they all know me
I survived an electric shock on the tram
When I drink a pint, nothing hurts me
When I'm not on the bus, find me on the trolley
Some people are weak, they faint here
My heart breaks when I get off at the last stop
(I love to get on the bus to shove)
You can find me at the station from morning
Where I wait for full buses to get on
I elbow, I kick, I step on other people's feet
A little bit forward in the middle so everyone can get in
(I love to get on the bus to shove)
You can find me at the station from morning
Where I wait for full buses to get on
I elbow, I kick, I step on other people's feet
A little bit forward in the middle so everyone can get in