Текст и перевод песни Ajs Nigrutin - Ortak Velja Čava

Ortak Velja Čava

Dobro vece, dobro vece, ja sam ortak Velja
Druzim se s Nigrutinom iako je seljak
Radim u kaficu svaka nocna smena
Kolega cuva dete pa ne moze me menja

Baksis je dobar, ne mogu da kenjam
Krajcujem pazar da bi uz'o genja
Dos'o sam sa sljake pre pola casa
Cek' da noge operem i plaknem kobasa

Sinoc sam oplodio neka krava rasna
Pa mi se usmrdeo od cenje i safta
Babi na stakama muzika je glasna
Prijave mi stizu svakih mesec dana

Opr'o genitalije sa dzejom stize Ajzak -
'De si, Veljo tebreks, je l' ima neka sarma
Nigrutin je zaseo, uz'o rola sprava
Odjednom na terasu sleteo je gavran

Dajte meni dim
Uvatio sam gavrana za noge pa o zid
Seven je reko -
Mother f shit
Izvadio sam buksnu i srolao shit

Na urgentni gavran prebacen je hitno
Odmah smo mu poslali izvinjenje pismom
U potpisu Velja, Nigrutin i Ajzak
Posle je u ludari zavrsio zbog pajda

Pazario seme od ludog papagaja
U poseti su bili Timbe i njegova snaja
Trebao je onda da vari sa nama
Jer ne bi se desilo ovo sto je sada

Ref. 2x
U zooloskom vrtu nastao je haos
Valja se vutra, koka, kser i pajdo

Zivot ide dalje, palim nova sprava
Wikler je stavio da se kuva kafa
Odjednom na prozor dolazi zirafa
'Oce da dimi i da vuce sahta

Brzo sam se popeo i poneo katran
Polio zirafu sa trecega sprata
Od katrana nije mogla da gleda na oci
Vuk Bojovic je mor'o kamionom doci

Uspavali su zirafu injekcijom u vrat
Udarila je glavom u saobracajni znak
A onda je dosla tu i hitna pomoc
Da bi ukazali zirafi prvu pomoc

Ispitali su krv i nasli opijate
Zavrsavala je semu od gavrana, brate
Kad je gavran prso, pitala se sta ce
Papagaj je pao, nije mogla da ga nadje

Sve sa gajbe prodala, pocela da krade
A gavran je iz ludare prebacen na mardelj
Sad u istoj celiji igraju karte
Ponekad s papagajem opice i basket

Ref. 2x

Ortak Velja Čava

My dear, my dear, I am Ortak Velja
I hang out with Nigrutin although he is a redneck
I work in a café every night shift
My colleague looks after a child and cannot replace me

The tip is good, I cannot complain
I haggle at the market to get some change
I came from the village half an hour ago
Wait for me to wash my feet and rinse the sausage

Last night I fertilized a thoroughbred cow
And I almost died from laughing and cum
Grandma is playing loud music on the speakers
I receive applications every month

With his genitals exposed, Ajzak arrives with a roll
'Where are you, Veljo my dear, is there any cabbage rolls
Nigrutin has sat down and taken out a joint from his pocket
Suddenly a raven landed on the terrace

Give me a smoke
I caught the raven by its legs and slammed it against the wall
Seven said -
Mother f shit
I took out a tobacco pouch and rolled a joint

The raven was transferred to the emergency room urgently
We immediately sent him an apology in writing
Signed by Velja, Nigrutin and Ajzak
And then he ended up in a mental hospital because of his friend

He was buying seeds from a crazy parrot
Timbe and his daughter-in-law visited
He was supposed to cook with us then
Because none of this that has happened now would have

Chorus 2x
At the zoo there was chaos
Valja is getting fired, along with his friend and his buddy

Life goes on, I light a new joint
Wikler has put on the coffee maker
Suddenly a giraffe comes to the window
She wants to smoke and take a drag

I quickly climbed up and brought some tar
I doused the giraffe from the third floor
She could not see from the tar
Vuk Bojovic had to come with a truck

They put the giraffe to sleep with an injection in the neck
She hit her head on a traffic sign
And then the ambulance came
To give the giraffe first aid

They tested her blood and found opiates
She was finishing off the seed from the raven, man
When the raven kicked the bucket, she wondered what she would do
The parrot had fallen, she could not find him

She sold everything from the cage and started to steal
And the raven was transferred from the mental ward to the psychiatric ward
Now in the same cell they play cards
Sometimes with the parrot, monkeys and basketball

Chorus 2x