Текст и перевод песни Ajs Nigrutin - Svašta Sa Tobom Ajzače

Svašta Sa Tobom Ajzače

Trudim se da pljugama dobijem vokal tenor
Cege su mi sveze, mirishu na lenor
U busu jako smrdi, neki penzos se ukenjo
S fenom sam sushio gandzu kad sam kreno
Da se nadjem sa zenom svojih porno snova
Poslala mi sliku gde je gola do pola
Pono sam dva andola i zestoko pice
Ako dobijem upalu jezika od lizanja klice
Imala je suknjicu i majcu na cvetice
A ja na svojim boksama u seksi pozama prasice
Bice bice vidim ja dobra sisica
Pito sam je dal bi samnom dzeju sprzila
Ajzache barabchino pa ja sam misica
Jela bih da smem i americhkih krofnica
I pomfrita iz meka, pushila bih kreka
Al karijera me cheka, samo cirkam mleka
Uzeo sam mach i zadenuo za pojas
Kobas zamalo iseko na pola, vrishtim od bola
Komsijina Korola, sija se ko nova
Neki su mu pisali po haubi govnetom slova
Igrao sam Sony, umesto da jurim pichke
Skupljao sam pare za kondome frishke
I Kristijan Dior, da prskam ispod mishke
Iseko sam mango i cherija na krishke
Malenim kinezima oteo sam rikshe
U photoshopu uzo da joj brishem sise
Al je neshto geknulo, pa bezveze klikcem
Imam porno s bicharkama shto se udaraju bichem
Eh shto nisam s njima za sise da ih stishcem
Nije bilo hedova, uradio se lishcem
Dupe bi dao za suvi vrat stishnjen
Preskakao sam ogradu, ozledio sam prshljen
Posadio leje granja, izniko mi brshljen
Krkam dosta bogato, da sam mislio da cu prsnem
Izvadio sam buksne, pocheo da purnjam
S bicharkom iz huda, noc je bila burna
Ustao sam ujutru, uveche je zurka
Nece pali Dachija, ajmo Timbe gurka
Dunuo je vetar, ista ostala mi zurka
Extra gel na shtandu mi je prodala neka curka
Pechurka se nasla u mom stomaku sluchajno
Naisho je ortak, reko ajmo svi da ruchkamo
Doshle su ribe, rekle dajte da vam duckamo
Imali smo dopuste dok duckaju da puckamo
U djakuziju dok se svi kompletno brchkamo
Da ubijemo vreme dok sarmu krchkamo
Kada bude gotovo svi cemo da kusamo
Pa kasnije na ulicu da na nekog pucamo
Ko reperi sa spotova i njihovih filmova
Priredicemo ljudima par gadnih prizora
Na ekranu svakog kolor televizora
Pretezno ce biti samo boja crvena
Video sam vunu, kara drvena
Otekla mi jaja ko paprika punjena
Izvadio sam kobas da joj munem ja
Al prebila me pendrecima nasa murija
Sve se to deshavalo na sred Slavija
Na urgentnom doktorka mi glavu zavija
Pitali me neki za koga navijam
Reko smirite se nemoj da vas ispresavijam
Zaradio sam pare sada cirkam kavijar
Zvao me na prijem i Satish Nambijar

All Sorts of Things with You, Honey

I try to reach a tenor with my spitting rhymes,
My clothes are fresh, they smell like Lenor.
The bus stinks badly, some old fart took a dump,
I dried my weed with a hairdryer before I left.
To meet the woman of my porn dreams,
She sent me a picture where she's half naked.
I had two Andols and a strong drink,
In case I get glossitis from licking her clit.
She wore a skirt and a floral top,
And I had sexy pig poses on my boxers.
Nice, nice, I see a good pair of tits,
I asked her if she'd smoke some weed with me.
"Ajzache, you rascal, I'm a model,
I'd eat American donuts if I could,
And fries from McDonald's, I'd smoke crack,
But my career awaits, I only sip milk."
I took my knife and tucked it into my belt,
Almost cut my sausage in half, I scream in pain.
The neighbor's Corolla shines like new,
Someone wrote shit letters on its hood.
I played Sony instead of chasing chicks,
Saved money for fresh condoms,
And Christian Dior to spray under my armpits,
I sliced mango and cherries into pieces.
I stole rickshaws from small Chinese people,
In Photoshop, I tried to erase her breasts,
But something glitched, and I clicked in vain.
I have porn with dominatrixes hitting each other with whips,
Oh, how I wish I was with them to squeeze their tits.
There were no heads, I got myself off with leaves,
I'd give my ass for a dry neck squeeze.
I jumped over the fence and injured my vertebra,
Planted flower beds with branches, ivy grew for me.
I eat quite richly, I thought I would burst,
I took out my wallet and started to splurge.
With a dominatrix from the hood, the night was wild,
I got up in the morning, there's a party in the evening.
The Dacia won't start, come on Timbe, push it,
The wind blew, only the party is left for me.
Some girl sold me Extra gel at the stand,
A mushroom ended up in my stomach by accident.
My buddy brought it, I said let's all have lunch,
The girls came and said let us give you a blowjob.
We had permission to fuck while they're sucking,
In the jacuzzi while we're all completely splashing around,
To kill time while we're munching on sarma,
When it's done, we'll all have a taste,
Then later on the street, we'll shoot at someone,
Like rappers from music videos and their movies,
We'll give people some nasty scenes,
On the screen of every color TV.
Mostly it will be just red,
I saw wool, a wooden dick,
My balls are swollen like a stuffed pepper,
I took out my sausage to give it to her,
But our cops beat me with batons.
All this happened in the middle of Slavija,
At the emergency room, the doctor bandages my head.
Some people asked me who I support,
I said calm down or I'll beat you up.
I earned money, now I sip caviar,
Satish Nambijar invited me to a reception.