Текст и перевод песни Akwid feat. Paulina Aguirre - Cuentos Pa' Morros

Cuentos Pa' Morros

Nunca le hemos dedicado una canción a los morros
So esta canción, se las vamos a dedicar a ellos
Son historias, como nos las sabemos
Así es que nunca digan que no hacemos nada para los niños
Escuchen he, que ahí les va

Desde niño yo he tenido cuentos pa' contar
Cosas medias atrevidas pero no vulgar
Algunas son mentiritas pero de a verdad
Déjame te cuento dame otra oportunidad

Una ves en el bosque, me tope con un chavo
Era de palo con tirantes chapeados,
Iba chiflando cargaba su mochila
Curioso yo le pregunte pa' donde iba
Iba de gira el cabrón
Se la había pinteado por andar de mamón
Dijo que andaba en busca de una chinita
Porque Caperucita le salio embarazadita
Me amenazo con sus pinches amiguitos
Son la pandilla de los tres cochinitos
Ya me contó que cuetiaron al lobo
Que fue en defensa propia, que fue por un robo
Sin darme cuenta olvide que era jueves
Tenia una cita con mi novia Blancanieves
Ponte las pilas me dijeron sus hermanos
Porque anda de caliente con uno de los enanos
Se me hizo noche y me puse a buscar
En el bosque 'onde me iba a quedar
Casa de citas, bueno ya de menos
Era de pan con arcos de caramelo

Toqué la puerta; salió una viejita
Tenia visita fumando una pipa
Me dijo joven que rollos no gusta
Tengo dos morros guisandose en la estufa

Desde niño yo he tenido cuentos pa' contar
Cosas medias atrevidas pero no vulgar
Algunas son mentiritas pero de a verdad
Déjame te cuento dame otra...
¡Hey! ¡heeeeey!
Así no es

Te la contaron mal güey
Pinocho no embarazo a Caperucita
Ya todos saben que es flojita
A mi me contaron los enanos
Que es una bicicleta y le gustaban mexicanos
Les pregunte que 'onde escucharon
Me contesto el mas menso que ya todos se la hecharon
Que no sabían de quien es
Iban a la clínica los güeyes a sacarse un test
Me quede medio espantado
Lo bueno que no saben que tambien me la había hechado
Ojalá y no me toque
Ya la manosearon todos los compas aquí en el bloque
Y me contaron lo de la bella durmiente
Que es bien borracha y le gusta el ambiente
Según le hizo un hechizo a la viejita
Ni madres, anoche andaba peda a gatitas
La vi en la fiesta con la Cenicienta
Una morra pobre, que antes era una sirvienta
Ahora pasa y ni le habla a la raza
Anda en un carro que parece calabaza
Son jaladoras y bonitas las muchachas
A mi se me hace que las dos son marimachas
Dicen que son amigas desde chiquitas
Y por eso se agasajan cuando se echan sus copitas

Es como me contaron a mi las historias
Y son exactas según a mis memorias
No más no estoy seguro del embarazo
A ver como chingados me va con este caso

Desde niño yo he tenido cuentos pa' contar
Cosas medias atrevidas pero no vulgar
Algunas son mentiritas pero de a verdad
Déjame te cuento dame otra oportunidad

Jaja
Así es morros
Ojalá y les haya gustado
La canción que les dedicamos
Porque asi es como nosotros
Nos acordamos de esas historias
Pero si ustedes se las saben de otra manera
O well
Esto ya se acabo
Nosotros ya nos vamos
¡Guau!
Bye, bye

Tales for Kids

We've never dedicated a song to the kids
So this song, we're gonna dedicate it to them
These are stories, as we know them
So never say that we don't do anything for the children
Listen up, here it goes

Since I was a kid I've had tales to tell
Things kind of daring but not vulgar
Some are little white lies but with some truth
Let me tell you, give me another chance

Once in the forest, I ran into a kid
He was made of wood with plated suspenders
He was whistling carrying his backpack
Curious I asked him where he was going
He was on tour the bastard
He had taken off for acting like a punk
He said he was looking for a Chinese girl
Because Little Red Riding Hood got knocked up
He threatened me with his fucking little friends
They’re the gang of the three little pigs
He already told me they fucked up the wolf
That it was in self-defense, that it was for a robbery
Without realizing it I forgot it was Thursday
I had a date with my girlfriend Snow White
Get your act together her brothers told me
Because she's horny with one of the dwarfs
It got dark and I started looking
In the woods where I was going to stay
Brothel, well at least
It was made of bread with candy arches

I knocked on the door; an old lady came out
She had a visitor smoking a pipe
She told me young man, what's up, you don't like it
I have two kids cooking in the oven

Since I was a kid I've had tales to tell
Things kind of daring but not vulgar
Some are little white lies but with some truth
Let me tell you give me another...
Hey! Heeeeey!
That's not how it is

They told you wrong dude
Pinocchio didn't get Little Red Riding Hood pregnant
Everybody knows she's loose
The dwarfs told me
That she's a bicycle and she liked Mexicans
I asked them where they heard it
The dumbest one answered me that everyone had already hit it
That they didn't know whose it was
The dudes were going to the clinic to get a test
I was kind of scared
Good thing they don't know I had also hit it
I hope it doesn't fall on me
All my buddies here in the block have already pawed her
And they told me about Sleeping Beauty
That she's a drunk and likes to party
She supposedly put a spell on the old lady
No way, last night she was out drinking
I saw her at the party with Cinderella
A poor girl, who used to be a maid
Now she passes and doesn't even talk to people
She rides in a car that looks like a pumpkin
The girls are hot and pretty
I think they're both lesbians
They say they've been friends since they were little girls
And that's why they suck each other's faces when they have their drinks

That's how they told me the stories
And they are accurate according to my memories
I'm just not sure about the pregnancy
Let's see how I'm going to do with this case

Since I was a kid I've had tales to tell
Things kind of daring but not vulgar
Some are little white lies but with some truth
Let me tell you give me another chance

Haha
That's right kids
Hope you liked it
The song we dedicated to you
Because that's how we
Remember those stories
But if you know them differently
Oh well
This is over
We're outta here
Wow!
Bye bye