Текст и перевод песни Machi DiDi - 叼

叼

Oh my 一个美眉走过来 oh my 远远看来很不赖
Oh my 近看好想(流目屎) oh my oh my goodness
怎么这样 真的太夸张 有很多怪里怪气在这马路上
晃一晃 撞到欧八桑 没想到掉进水沟衣服全弄脏
Yeah oh my 别找我玩朴克牌 oh my 上次输到剩两块
Oh my 运气怎么这么坏 oh my oh my goodness 约会失败
打篮球被盖 连我的脚踏车都骑到爆胎 刚起床 发现脖子歪
买东西才知道没钱在口袋 yeah oh my 电梯突然停下来
Oh my 乌漆妈黑门不开 oh my 电怎么整晚都不来
Oh my oh my goodness ah 老天爷在发呆
Oh my ah 真的应该忍耐 ah 老天爷在发呆 oh my
其实也不奇怪 ah 老天爷太无赖
Ah 真的应该忍耐 ah 老天爷太无赖 oh my
其实也不奇怪 打翻油漆 踩到香蕉皮 疯狂打喷嚏
我喝水喝到鼻涕 上个课又没带笔 赶不上飞机
打破老爸的古董还没整理 又弄坏妈的吸尘器
公车上很挤不小心放了一个屁 棒球打破别人家玻璃
被狗追到上气不接下气 oh my 一堆蜜蜂飞过来
Oh my 怎么敢也赶不开 oh my 在我头上停下来
Oh my oh my goodness ah 老天爷在发呆
Oh my ah 真的应该忍耐 ah 老天爷在发呆 oh my
其实也不奇怪 ah 老天爷太无赖
Ah 真的应该忍耐 ah 老天爷太无赖 oh my
其实也不奇怪 oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
说奇怪 早就见怪不怪 ah 老天爷在发呆
Oh my ah 真的应该忍耐 ah 老天爷在发呆 oh my
其实也不奇怪 ah 老天爷太无赖
Ah 真的应该忍耐 ah 老天爷太无赖 oh my
其实也不奇怪 希望倒楣快走开

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Oh my a beauty walks by oh my from afar she doesn't look bad
Oh my a closer look makes me want to (cry) oh my oh my goodness
How can this be it's really too much there are so many weird and wonderful things on this street
Bump into an old woman by accident didn't expect to fall into a ditch and get my clothes all dirty
Yeah oh my don't ask me to play poker oh my last time I lost all but two dollars
Oh my why is my luck so bad oh my oh my goodness date failed
Blocked while playing basketball even my bike has a flat tire woke up with a crick in my neck
Found out I had no money in my pocket when I went to buy something yeah oh my the elevator suddenly stopped
Oh my it's pitch black and the door won't open oh my why has the electricity been out all night
Oh my oh my goodness ah old father time is slacking
Oh my ah I should really be patient ah old father time is slacking oh my
Actually it's not that strange ah old father time is so unreasonable
Ah I should really be patient ah old father time is so unreasonable oh my
Actually it's not that strange knocked over the paint stepped on a banana peel crazy sneezing
Drank water up my nose went to class without a pencil missed the plane
Broke my dad's antiques haven't even cleaned it up yet and broke my mom's vacuum cleaner
The bus was so crowded I couldn't help but fart broke someone's window with a baseball
Chased by a dog out of breath oh my a swarm of bees flew over
Oh my why can't I get rid of them oh my they've landed on my head
Oh my oh my goodness ah old father time is slacking
Oh my ah I should really be patient ah old father time is slacking oh my
Actually it's not that strange ah old father time is so unreasonable
Ah I should really be patient ah old father time is so unreasonable oh my
Actually it's not that strange oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
It's strange but I'm used to it ah old father time is slacking
Oh my ah I should really be patient ah old father time is slacking oh my
Actually it's not that strange ah old father time is so unreasonable
Ah I should really be patient ah old father time is so unreasonable oh my
Actually it's not that strange I hope this bad luck goes away soon