Текст и перевод песни Andrew E. - Humanap Ka Ng Panget!

Humanap Ka Ng Panget!

Ay, nako, ayan, kasi, ano?
Ang hihilig kasi sa magagandang lalaki
Ang hilig sa magandang babae
Oh, ano napala n'yo? Eh, 'di wala
Kaya kung ako sa inyo, makinig na lang kayo sa sasabihin ko
Humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay
'Yan ang dapat mong gawin kaya makinig ka sa 'kin
And it goes a little something like this

Kung gusto mong lumigaya ang iyong buhay
Humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay
Isang pangit na talagang 'di mo matanggap
At huwag ang lalaki na iyong pangarap

Ngunit kung bakit ko sinabi 'to'y simple lang
'Pagkat magagandang lalake ay naglalaro lang
Ng 'yong oras, pagod, hirap, at salapi
Ngunit handang-handang iwanan ka naman sa sandali

Na ikaw ay wala nang ibigay, 'di ba?
Kaya't pangit na lalaki ang hanapin mo, 'day
Kung hindi, sige ka, puso mo'y mabibiyak
Mawalay man ang pangit, hindi ka iiyak

Humanap ka ng pangit ('wag na, uy, 'wag na 'wag, 'wag na, uy)
Humanap ka ng pangit ('wag na, 'wag na, uy, 'wag na 'wag, 'wag na, uy)
Humanap ka ng pangit ('wag na, uy)
Ibigin mong tunay ('wag na 'wag, 'wag na, uy, 'wag na, uy, 'wag na 'wag)

Humanap ka ng pangit ('wag na, uy, 'wag na, uy, 'wag na 'wag)
Humanap ka ng pangit ('wag na, uy, 'wag na, uy, 'wag na 'wag)
Humanap ka ng pangit ('wag na, uy)
Ibigin mong tunay ('wag na 'wag, 'wag na, uy)

Isang pangit na babae na mayro'ng pagtingin
Mangaliwa ka man, ah, sige lang, and'yan pa rin
'Pagkat ikaw talaga ang kanyang pag-aari
Pag-isipan kang iwanan, hindi na maaari

At kung malingat ka man, huwag mag-alala
Sigurado ka naman, walang makikipagkilala
Kung kasama mo s'ya, 'di bale na katakutan, okay lang
Kung ikaw nama'y paglilingkuran

Kaya't para lumigaya ang iyong buhay
Humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay
At kung hindi, sige ka, puso mo'y mabibiyak
Mawalay man ang pangit, hindi ka iiyak, 'di ba?

Humanap ka ng pangit ('wag na, uy, 'wag na 'wag, 'wag na, uy)
Humanap ka ng pangit ('wag na, uy, 'wag na 'wag, 'wag na, uy)
Humanap ka ng pangit ('wag na, uy)
Ibigin mong tunay ('wag na, uy, 'wag na 'wag)

Humanap ka ng pangit ('wag na, uy, 'wag na, uy, 'wag na 'wag)
Humanap ka ng pangit ('wag na, uy, 'wag na, uy, 'wag na 'wag)
Humanap ka ng pangit ('wag na, uy, 'wag na, uy)
Ibigin mong tunay ('wag na 'wag, 'wag na, uy)

Sasabihin ko sa inyo kung ano'ng nangyari
Na may na-date akong isang pangit na babae
Manliligaw daw niya ay talagang ang dami
Ngunit nang s'ya'y nakita ko, mukha s'yang lalake

At sa 'kin ay matatawa ka talaga
'Pagkat kahawig na kahawig n'ya si Zoraida
Maniwala ka't ako'y napaibig n'ya, bakit?
(Eh, kasi, ang bait-bait n'ya)

Lahat ng aking hilingin, 'di tumatanggi
Palagi s'yang nakahalik sa aking pisngi
Ako'y shock (ha)
Araw-araw na tuwing kasama ko siya, gusto kong sumigaw

Gusto kong iwanan s'ya ngunit ako'y nag-isip
Ito ba'y totoo o isang panaginip?
'Di s'ya maganda ngunit ako'y kanyang hari
(Iyan ba'ng dahilan kaya't kasama mo palagi?)

Sabihin man nila na ako'y mangmang
Para sa akin, kagandahan ay hanggang balat lamang
At sa inyo, mayro'n akong ibubulong
"Second anniversary na namin 'to, tsong"

Kaya't para lumigaya ang iyong buhay
Humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay
At kung hindi, sige ka, puso mo'y mabibiyak
Mawalay man ang pangit, hindi ka iiyak (sige na nga)

Humanap ka ng pangit (sige na nga)
Humanap ka ng pangit (sige na nga)
Humanap ka ng pangit (sige na nga)
Ibigin mong tunay (sige na nga)

Humanap ka ng pangit (sige na nga)
Humanap ka ng pangit (sige na nga)
Humanap ka ng pangit (sige na nga)
Ibigin mong tunay

So, you better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout, I'm telling you why
Humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay
'Cause the girls and the guys did tell you all lies
You have to find out who's naughty, who's nice
Humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay
Break it down

Find Yourself Someone Ugly!

Oh, come on, that's because, what?
You all like handsome men
You all like beautiful women
And what did you get? Well, nothing
So if I were you, just listen to what I have to say
Find yourself someone ugly and love them truly
That's what you should do, so listen to me
And it goes a little something like this

If you want your life to be happy
Find yourself someone ugly and love them truly
Someone ugly that you really can't accept
And not the man of your dreams

But the reason why I said this is simple
Because handsome men are just playing games
With your time, effort, and money
But they are ready to leave you in a moment

When you have nothing left to give, right?
So find an ugly guy, girl
If not, be careful, your heart will break
Even if the ugly one goes away, you won't cry

Find yourself someone ugly (no, no, no, no, no)
Find yourself someone ugly (no, no, no, no, no)
Find yourself someone ugly (no, no)
Love them truly (no, no, no, no, no, no, no)

Find yourself someone ugly (no, no, no, no, no)
Find yourself someone ugly (no, no, no, no, no)
Find yourself someone ugly (no, no)
Love them truly (no, no, no, no, no)

An ugly woman who has feelings for you
Even if you cheat, ah, it's okay, she'll still be there
Because you are truly her possession
She can't even think of leaving you

And if you get distracted, don't worry
You're sure that no one will try to get to know her
If you're with her, don't worry, it's okay
If she serves you well

So to make your life happy
Find yourself someone ugly and love them truly
And if not, be careful, your heart will break
Even if the ugly one goes away, you won't cry, right?

Find yourself someone ugly (no, no, no, no, no)
Find yourself someone ugly (no, no, no, no, no)
Find yourself someone ugly (no, no)
Love them truly (no, no, no, no, no)

Find yourself someone ugly (no, no, no, no, no)
Find yourself someone ugly (no, no, no, no, no)
Find yourself someone ugly (no, no, no, no)
Love them truly (no, no, no, no, no)

I'll tell you what happened
I dated an ugly girl
She said she had so many suitors
But when I saw her, she looked like a man

And you would really laugh at me
Because she looked exactly like Zoraida
Believe me, I fell in love with her, why?
(Well, because she's so kind)

She never refused anything I asked for
She always kissed my cheek
I was shocked (ha)
Every day when I'm with her, I want to scream

I want to leave her but I thought
Is this real or a dream?
She's not beautiful but I'm her king
(Is that why you're always with her?)

They may say I'm stupid
For me, beauty is only skin deep
And to you, I have something to whisper
"This is our second anniversary, bro"

So to make your life happy
Find yourself someone ugly and love them truly
And if not, be careful, your heart will break
Even if the ugly one goes away, you won't cry (alright)

Find yourself someone ugly (alright)
Find yourself someone ugly (alright)
Find yourself someone ugly (alright)
Love them truly (alright)

Find yourself someone ugly (alright)
Find yourself someone ugly (alright)
Find yourself someone ugly (alright)
Love them truly

So, you better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout, I'm telling you why
Find yourself someone ugly and love them truly
'Cause the girls and the guys did tell you all lies
You have to find out who's naughty, who's nice
Find yourself someone ugly and love them truly
Break it down