Текст и перевод песни Andrew E. - M.I.K. (May I Kwento)

M.I.K. (May I Kwento)

Oh yo yo!
Kukwentuhan ko na naman kayo, Siyempre
Nang ibang klasing girl
You know me
At ang I kwento ko sa inyo X-O
Extra ordinary yo (Alright)
Eto na naman kwento, kwento totoo at hindi imbento
Nga lang ako'y nag-aala
Kung ito ay i kwe-kwento ko pa (Come on)
Hindi siya wise, hindi mautak
Ang gusto nya siya'y nilalamutak
Pag tinorture ka na sa liblib 'Homeboy (Why)
Ikaw ay mapapabilib
Tipo ng babae na nagpapabitbit
At sa dingding nagpapagitgit
Sa Bahay nila biology ang moral
Pero sa phone ikay I o-oral
Ayaw niya ng simpleng opposite sex
Gusto niya na lalaki na medyo complex
Siya ang babaeng humahagupit hanggang singit
May I kanta!
Oh yes she make
May I kwento!
Oh yes she make
At sasabihin sa Inyo
Uri ng girl na na-meet ko
May I kanta
Oh yes she make
May I kwento
Oh yes she make
At sasabihin sa Inyo
Uri ng girl na na-meet ko
Yo! Mababaliw ka rin sa kanya (Why)
Kasi ikaw pahahangain niya
Pag sinabi mo "upo"
Pag sinabi mo "tayo"
No problem
Kasi siya'y uto uto (Why)
Pero may isang problema (Ano)
Gagawin niya lang yan
Kapag type ka
Papawisan ka kahit sa aircon
At sa tuwa, ikay mapapatalon
Sanay sa lalaking manloloko
Pero 'L na 'L sa pornodoro (Anu yun?)
Tanungin mo ang mga balikbayan
At sure ako na alam nila yan (Okay)
Tapat siya sayo hanggang sa huli
Ikaw lang ang kanyang lalaki (Talaga)
Lalo na pag mas magaling ka sa kanya
At maputol ang kanyang hininga
May I kanta!
Oh yes she make
May I kwento!
Oh yes she make
At sasabihin sa Inyo
Uri ng girl na na-meet ko
May I kanta!
Oh yes she make
May I kwento!
Oh yes she make
At sasabihin sa Inyo
Uri ng girl na na-meet ko
May I kanta!
Oh yes she make
May I kwento!
Oh yes she make
At sasabihin sa Inyo
Uri ng girl na na-meet ko
May I kanta!
Oh yes she make
May I kwento
Oh yes she make!
At sasabihin sa Inyo
Uri ng girl na na-meet ko
Sige pa, pagnakuha mo siya
You're a winner
Siya ang iyong breakfast, lunch and dinner
At ikaw'y mapapalakpak
Kasi siya din ang iyong midnight snack
(Pump up the volume)
Ikaw'y i pa pump
Twenty degree goes down
SIYAYCONDELICIOUS
BOOTYLICIOUS
SAKUHATSI at LICKALICIOUS (Hoy.)
At maging slave
She be glad
Be nastiest girl, you ever had (Talaga!)
Mas gusto ko ito,kaysa iba
Kunyari mabait pero peke pala
At mas crush siya sa iba riyan(Why)
Mas mabango kay sa baba riyan
Hindi SANSUI kundi Sikat (Anu yun?)
"Isang sutsut hubad "
May I kanta!
Oh yes she make
May I kwento!
Oh yes she make
At sasabihin sa Inyo uri ng girl na na-meet ko
May i kanta!
Oh yes she make
May I kwento!
Oh yes she make
At sasabihin sa Inyo
Uri ng girl na na-meet ko...

M.I.K. (May I Tell a Story)

Oh yo yo!
I'm going to tell you a story again, of course,
About a different kind of girl
You know me
And the story I'll tell you is X-O
Extra ordinary yo (Alright)
Here's another story, a true story, not made up
It's just that I'm hesitant
Whether I should tell this story (Come on)
She's not wise, not clever
She wants to be licked
When you're tortured in a secluded place, Homeboy (Why)
You'll be impressed
The type of woman who makes you carry her
And rubs herself against the wall
In her house, biology is the moral
But on the phone, she'll give you oral
She doesn't want a simple opposite sex
She wants a man who's a bit complex
She's the woman who hits you right in the crotch
May I sing!
Oh yes she makes me
May I tell a story!
Oh yes she makes me
And I'll tell you
The kind of girl I met
May I sing
Oh yes she makes me
May I tell a story
Oh yes she makes me
And I'll tell you
The kind of girl I met
Yo! You'll go crazy for her too (Why)
Because she'll make you gasp for air
If you say "sit down"
If you say "stand up"
No problem
Because she's obedient (Why)
But there's one problem (What)
She'll only do that
If she likes you
You'll sweat even in the aircon
And with joy, you'll jump
Used to men who cheat
But head over heels for pornodoro (What's that?)
Ask the balikbayans
And I'm sure they know what it is (Okay)
She's faithful to you until the end
You're her only man (Really)
Especially if you're better than her
And take her breath away
May I sing!
Oh yes she makes me
May I tell a story!
Oh yes she makes me
And I'll tell you
The kind of girl I met
May I sing!
Oh yes she makes me
May I tell a story!
Oh yes she makes me
And I'll tell you
The kind of girl I met
May I sing!
Oh yes she makes me
May I tell a story!
Oh yes she makes me
And I'll tell you
The kind of girl I met
May I sing!
Oh yes she makes me
May I tell a story
Oh yes she makes me!
And I'll tell you
The kind of girl I met
Go on, if you get her
You're a winner
She's your breakfast, lunch and dinner
And you'll clap
Because she's also your midnight snack
(Pump up the volume)
I'll pump you up
Twenty degree goes down
SHE'SCONDELICIOUS
BOOTYLICIOUS
SAKUHATSI and LICKALICIOUS (Hey.)
And be a slave
She be glad
Be the nastiest girl, you ever had (Really!)
I like this better than others
Pretending to be good but fake
And more crush on someone else there (Why)
More fragrant than the woman there
Not SANSUI but Famous (What's that?)
"One blow, naked "
May I sing!
Oh yes she makes me
May I tell a story!
Oh yes she makes me
And I'll tell you the kind of girl I met
May i sing!
Oh yes she makes me
May I tell a story!
Oh yes she makes me
And I'll tell you
The kind of girl I met...