Welcome to the Cheap Seats (Originally Performed by the Wonderstuff) [Karaoke Version] - Audio Idols перевод на французский

Welcome to the Cheap Seats (Originally Performed by the Wonderstuff) [Karaoke Version]

Laugh when he jokes, slap him when he chokes.
It′s time to give up the smokes.
And ohh when he cries don't wipe his eyes,
Take the wine from the swine,
And remind him of his crimes.
Ohh in another world...
Yeah he could wear a dress.
Imagine his suprise when he opened his eyes,
And I′d run the lawnmower over his thighs.
Imagine the disturbance,
At the time of the occurance,
When his life became a burden,
And we laughed at his cries.
Welcome to the cheap seats,
Where your life's seen through cracked spectacles.

Bienvenue dans les sièges bon marché (interprété à l'origine par The Wonderstuff) [Version karaoké]

Rire quand il plaisante, le gifler quand il s'étouffe.
Il est temps d'arrêter de fumer.
Et oh quand il pleure, ne lui essuie pas les yeux,
Prends le vin au cochon,
Et rappelle-lui ses crimes.
Ohh dans un autre monde...
Ouais, il pourrait porter une robe.
Imagine sa surprise quand il ouvrira les yeux,
Et je ferais passer la tondeuse à gazon sur ses cuisses.
Imagine le désordre,
Au moment de l'événement,
Quand sa vie est devenue un fardeau,
Et nous avons ri de ses pleurs.
Bienvenue dans les sièges bon marché,
Où ta vie est vue à travers des lunettes fissurées.