Текст и перевод песни BAP - Miss Samantha's Exclusiv-Discount-Jeschenkboutik

Miss Samantha's Exclusiv-Discount-Jeschenkboutik

1)
Om eezte Stöck der Vringsstrooß, zwesche Kirch un Clodwigplatz
Hätt vüür ner Woch ne Mörderschoss ne Laade opjemaat,
En Kreuzung zwesche Drittweltlaade un Gruselkabinett,
Wo mer Präsente kaufe kann, dämm dä schon alles hätt.
Die Frau heiß Helga Helmes un se weiß, wat Kundschaff trick,
En " Miss Samantha's Exclusiv-Discount-Jeschenkboutik".
2)
Em Enjang stonn Lenin un Marx uss Coladoseblech,
Vüür nem Neuschwanstein- Panoramateppich, made in Bangladesh,
Et jitt ne Pseudo Warhol Siebdruck met vier Che Guevaras drop
Un en Moschino Ledderjack met nem Pailette - Duudekopp,
Ne Latex-Tamagotchi, lebensgroß, mit King Size Dick,
En " Miss Samantha's Exclusiv-Discount-Jeschenkboutik".
3)
Ilona Christen als Grunge - Barbie em S/M - Outfit,
Wirb für en Shell-Atlas-Anthologie vum Literarischen Quartett,
Zum Esoterik-Almanach, en ir'ndner Art vun Jugendstil
Kritt mer ömsöns ne Autoaufkleber, wo drop steht: I love Sylt.
Ne Tarantino-Breefbeschwerer: Koppschöss en Aspik
Jitt et en " Miss Samantha's Exclusiv-Discount-Jeschenkboutik".
Un en Versicherung beet Re-Inkarnations-Konzepte ahn.
Je noh Police wööt mer'n Kakerlak oder 'ne Aga Khan.
Ewigen Frieden (Vollkasko!) met'ner Jeld zoröck - Jarantie
Kritt mer en " Miss Samantha's Exclusiv-Discount-Jeschenkboutik".
4)
T'jitt für Nostalgiker he Boxershorts met Prilbloomedekor
Un och en Video-Serie övver't nit jejovvne Wembley-Tor,
En Puddingform em Ying un Yang-Design, e Handy uss Taiwan,
Dat sich met " Candle in the Wind " un noch vill Schlemmrem melde kann.
Ahnscheinend jitt et Lück, die finge Desert-Storm Tarn-T-Shirts schick,
Die kritt mer'n " Miss Samantha's Exclusiv-Discount-Jeschenkboutik".
5)
Em Sonderanjebot hätt Miss Samantha'n CD-Edition.
Do kritt mer alle Zappa Plaate en 'ner Kuschelrock-Version,
Die Schlümpfe spille Sex Pistols oder wohr't ömjedrieht?
Un als die Krönung: " Techno, vun dä drei Tenöre intoniert."
O.K. ..., ich mein dat Leed wöhr lang jenooch et weed jetz höchste Zick,
Samantha will met mir'n die Disco, wo't hück Karaoke jitt.

Miss Samantha's Exclusive Discount Gift Shop

1)
On the first floor of Vringsstrooß, between the church and Clodwigplatz,
A killer opened up a store for sale a week ago,
A cross between a third world store and a horror cabinet,
Where you can buy presents for those who already have everything.
The woman's name is Helga Helmes and she knows what the customers want,
At "Miss Samantha's Exclusive Discount Gift Shop."
2)
In the window, Lenin and Marx made of tin cans,
Against a Neuschwanstein panoramic tapestry, made in Bangladesh,
There is a pseudo Warhol screen print of four Che Guevaras,
And a Moschino leather jacket with a sequin skull,
A life-size latex Tamagotchi, with a King Size Dick,
At "Miss Samantha's Exclusive Discount Gift Shop."
3)
Ilona Christen as Grunge - Barbie in an S/M outfit,
Advertises a Shell-Atlas anthology from the Literary Quartet,
For the esoteric almanac, a kind of Art Nouveau,
I get a free car sticker that says: I love Sylt.
A Tarantino paperweight: a headshot in aspic,
There is in "Miss Samantha's Exclusive Discount Gift Shop."
And an insurance company offers reincarnation concepts.
Depending on the policy, you will become a cockroach or an Aga Khan.
Eternal peace (fully comprehensive!) with a money-back guarantee,
You get in "Miss Samantha's Exclusive Discount Gift Shop."
4)
For nostalgics, there are boxer shorts with Pril flower decor,
And also a video series about the unforgotten Wembley goal,
A pudding mold in an Ying and Yang design, a cell phone from Taiwan,
That can call itself with "Candle in the Wind" and many more sweets.
Apparently there are people who find Desert-Storm camouflage T-shirts chic,
You can get them at "Miss Samantha's Exclusive Discount Gift Shop."
5)
Miss Samantha has a special offer on CD editions.
There you get all the Zappa records in a cuddle rock version,
Do the Smurfs play the Sex Pistols or was it the other way around?
And as the crowning glory: "Techno, intoned by the three tenors."
O.K. ..., I mean the song has been long enough, it's high time,
Samantha wants to go to the disco with me, where there's karaoke tonight.