Текст и перевод песни BAP - Musik, die nit Stührt

Musik, die nit Stührt

Me′ 'äm Radiowecker fing et ahn,
Noch ens erömmjedrieht un dann
Rinn enn de Schoh un raff nohm Supermaat,
Zeidung un Brühtche kaufe, flöck.
Och he dieselve Zoot Musik,
Die ′sch nur enn Vollnarkos' – wenn övverhaup! – erdraare kann:
Nä, bloß kein Stromjittar,
Immer schön höösch un em Format!
Bloß nix, wat Eier hätt,
Womöglich wer sing Meinung säät,
Die irritiert, wemmer zohührt
– He läuf nur Musik, die nit stührt!
Koot noch nüng op der Autobahn
(Wieso 'ss dat Radio eij′ntlich ahn,
Wo ′sch doch enn Rauh Johnny Cash hühre wollt?)
Zum eezte Mohl Phil Collins un
Vun jetz aff jede Veedelstund, 'ne Weichjespölte, dä kastratenartig singe kann.
Nä, bloß kein Stromjittar,
Immer schön höösch un em Format!
Bloß nix, wat Eier hätt,
Womöglich wer sing Meinung säät,
Die irritiert, wemmer zohührt
– He läuf nur Musik, die nit stührt!
Ejal, wo ′sch daachsövver och benn,
Verfolch mich penetrant Schwachsinn,
Sujar Daniela ess erbarmungslos,
Die 'sch eez sick zwei, drei Woche kenn,
Bei der ich aff un zo ens penn,
Trotz Räucherstäbche, Yin un Yang un Los Paraguayos.
Nä, bloß kein Stromjittar,
Immer schön höösch un em Format!
Bloß nix, wat Eier hätt,
Womöglich wer sing Meinung säät,
Die irritiert, wemmer zohührt
– He läuf nur Musik, die nit stührt!

Music That Is Not Exciting

My radio alarm clock started it all,
I snoozed one more time and then
Quickly got into my shoes and rushed to the supermarket,
To quickly buy the newspaper and some coffee.
Oh dear, the same old music,
I can only endure it under general anaesthesia – if at all:
No, just no static electricity,
Always nice and cosy and in the right format!
Nothing with balls,
Who might possibly say what they think,
That irritates us if we listen to it
– He only plays music that is not exciting!
Shortly after 9 on the motorway
(Why is the radio actually on,
When I really wanted to hear Johnny Cash?)
Phil Collins for the first time and
From now on every quarter of an hour, some smooth guy who can sing like a castrato.
No, just no static electricity,
Always nice and cosy and in the right format!
Nothing with balls,
Who might possibly say what they think,
That irritates us if we listen to it
– He only plays music that is not exciting!
No matter where I go during the day,
Shallow-mindedness follows me relentlessly,
Even Daniela is merciless,
I have known her for two or three weeks now,
I sleep with her from time to time,
Despite incense sticks, yin and yang and Los Paraguayos.
No, just no static electricity,
Always nice and cosy and in the right format!
Nothing with balls,
Who might possibly say what they think,
That irritates us if we listen to it
– He only plays music that is not exciting!