Текст и перевод песни BAP - Ne schöne Jrooß (live, Dortmund, 1982)

Ne schöne Jrooß (live, Dortmund, 1982)

Ahn su ′nem Daach, wo minge Kühlschrank jejähnt hätt,
Ming Depris ahn mir klääfte, zähflüssig, vollfett,
Ming Breeftäsch leer woor un wo absolut nix ahnliejen däät,
Wo ich zom zichste Mohl de Naas vun mir vollhatt,
Trotzdämm für alles en Erklärung parat hatt,
Noh drei, vier Bier schon ahn dämm Punkt wohr, wo mir nix mieh jet mäht,
Daach ich: Verdamp noch mohl, die Grübeltour bringk et nit,
Die treck dich raff, die bringk dich runder wie sons nur jet,
Die fuck dich aff, bess zo dämm Punkt, wo övverhaup nix mieh klapp.
Dann hängste nur noch römm un zweifels ahn dir
Un wirfs dir alles, wat du finge kanns vüür,
Bess sujar neidisch op die Type, die du sons nur beduhrs.
Refr.:
Ne schöne Jrooß ahn all die, die unfehlbar sinn,
Vun nix en Ahnung hann, die ävver, immerhin
Su dunn als ob,
Weil op Fassade, do stonn se halt drop.
Dä Durchblickprofi uss dämm Bausparverein,
Rundömjebräunt, met Frau un Pudel doheim,
Met singer Einbaukösch, die rustikal ess, ävver dennoch modern,
Met singem Rallyestreifen Opel GT, ner Stehplatz-Mitte-Jahreskaat vum FC,
Dä öm Charles Bronson praatjemaate, akkurate Freizeit-Abziehbild-Held,
Dä Naach für Naach bess zom Programmschluss em Sessel hängk,
Dä veezehn Daach Benidorm paradisisch fingk,
Zwei Johr beim Bund wohr, weil ihm Männerkameradschaft jefällt.
Dä freut sich jetz ald op sing Zokunf als Rentner,
Op dä Balkon met Liejestohl, denn do pennt er
Bess 'e die Löffel affjitt, die ′e selvs ald lang nit mieh hätt.
Die ärm Säu hänge drin in Situatione,
Die nur erklärbar sin durch Hirnamputatione,
Die hann se noh un noh im Gleichschritt Richtung Schwachsinn gescheck.
Oh, leeven Orwell 84 is noh, t'sinn mittlerweile nur noch vier läppsche Johr
Et läuft so ähnlich aff nur unauffällig un vill raffinierter jemaat.
Dä Trick dä funktioniert janz zügig un reibungslos,
Etappenweise Entmündigung, klappt famos,
Freiwillig injemaat un stecum zom verblöden jebraat;
Noch zo empfehle wör dem janze Komplott,
Schenkt jedem einzelne doch ne aufblasbar Jott, uss Vinyl, abwaschbar, exakte Masse, verbraucherjerecht,.jeföhlsecht.

Such a Nice Greeting (live, Dortmund, 1982)

On such a day, when my refrigerator was yawning,
My depression clinging to me, viscous, full-fat,
My wallet empty and when absolutely nothing was going my way,
When I had my fill of my own nose for the tenth time,
But still had an explanation ready for everything,
After three, four beers already at the point where I no longer cared about anything,
Then I thought to myself: Damn it, this brooding is getting me nowhere,
This is dragging you down more than anything else,
This is fucking you up, to the point where nothing works anymore.
Then you just hang around and doubt yourself
And throw everything you can find at yourself,
Even envious of the types you usually only pity.
Chorus:
A nice greeting to all those who are infallible,
Who have no idea about anything, but who, after all,
Pretend as if,
Because they stand out on facades.
The know-it-all from the building society,
All-around tanned, with wife and poodle at home,
With his fitted kitchen, which is rustic but still modern,
With his Opel GT rally stripes, a season ticket in the middle of the FC,
Who gossips about Charles Bronson, a precise, picture-perfect, leisure-time hero,
Who hangs in his chair night after night until the end of the program,
Who finds fourteen days in Benidorm paradise,
Was in the military for two years because he likes male camaraderie.
He's already looking forward to his future as a pensioner,
On the balcony with a deck chair, because there he sleeps
Until he kicks the bucket, which he hasn't had himself for a long time.
These poor pigs are stuck in situations,
Which can only be explained by brain amputations,
Which have gradually led them in lockstep towards idiocy.
Oh, dear Orwell, 84 is near, there are now only four measly years left
It's happening in a similar way, only more subtly and much more ingeniously.
The trick that works very quickly and smoothly,
Gradual disenfranchisement, works wonderfully,
Voluntary inculcation and feeding for the purpose of becoming stupid;
Still to be recommended for this whole conspiracy,
Give each individual an inflatable God, made of vinyl, washable, exact dimensions, consumer-friendly, emotion-friendly.