Текст и перевод песни BIGMAMA - “MISSION 481"

“MISSION 481"

準備は万端なんです
現場待機中
ちなみに宣戦布告を提出済みです
気分はノルマンディさ、上陸寸前
彼女のベッドを発見
ミッション開始です

大胆かつ繊細な
手つきで葡匐前進してんだ
完全な変態だ
真夜中過ぎてどうかしてんだ
Can¥t hold my heart it¥s beating right now
My lethal weapon is ready to go
Almost twice the normal size
朝まで眠れない...

第一関門突破
上陸成功
興奮で脳溢血寸前
ドーパミン全開

Hug and kiss, its so deep again and again
Sneak into her sanctuary
He touched something hard on small rise of land
Found something that should not be there
(彼女の肌のぬくもりを感じ
熱い口付けを交わす二人
そっと核心に忍び寄る彼の右手は
彼女の股間に異物を感じる
そこにはあってはならないものが
機関銃が標準装備されている)

残念な展開だ
完全に反省だ
Can¥t hold my heart it¥s beating right now
My lethal weapon is ready to go
Almost twice the normal size
朝まで眠れない...

斬新な発想で
悩んだ末に強行突破
新鮮な食感だ
遥かな未知と遭遇したんだ
Can¥t hold my heart it¥s beating right now
My lethal weapon¥s mission complete
Almost twice the normal size
まだまだ眠れない...

“MISSION 481"

I'm ready to go, my baby
Waiting in the shadows
I've already declared war, you know
I'm like a soldier on D-Day, about to land
I've found your bed
The mission has begun

With daring and finesse
I crawl towards you through the night
I'm a complete pervert
I've lost my mind
Can¥t hold my heart it¥s beating right now
My lethal weapon is ready to go
Almost twice the normal size
I can't sleep until morning...

First obstacle overcome
I've landed successfully
I'm so excited I could have a stroke
Dopamine is flooding my brain

Hug and kiss, its so deep again and again
Sneak into her sanctuary
He touched something hard on small rise of land
Found something that should not be there
(I can feel the warmth of your skin
Our lips are locked in a passionate kiss
My right hand slowly creeps towards your core
And then I feel something strange between your legs
Something that shouldn't be there
(You're armed with a machine gun)

This is not going well
I deeply regret my actions
Can¥t hold my heart it¥s beating right now
My lethal weapon is ready to go
Almost twice the normal size
I can't sleep until morning...

With a creative approach
After much deliberation, I decide to forge ahead
The sensation is so novel
I've never experienced anything like it
Can¥t hold my heart it¥s beating right now
My lethal weapon's mission is complete
Almost twice the normal size
I still can't sleep...