Текст и перевод песни BR - BR (V.)

BR (V.)

比freestyle還高深的藝術
看饒舌圈一陣烏雲密布
等待的過程被完整敘述
江湖傳言的受害者不計其數
不信去問大支他也會說 me too
Shout out 我名字 隨便你要去當動詞或名詞
Haters們幫我創了公式 還拚死拚活展開網路攻勢不停止
ayo 不是阿 朋友們別整天對我施壓
整天"BR我" "BR你" "BR他" 最會遲到的不都是嘻哈咖?
別在我背後talk shit 哪有br你一小 別講些五四三
br過的 等下請喝五十嵐 不夠的用poker的賭資還
算了一下可能要數十萬 信用像是崩盤的股市般
一路跌到谷底 真的沒在唬你 和時間賽跑的殊死戰
真的麻煩製造者 I am so TTM(The Touble Maker)
187 inc的"台中愛"都想找我一起jam
熟的繼續騙 不爽的你請便
All my homies都在算又被br了第幾遍
ＢＲ成了罪惡的代名詞
...還不都你們約的太臨時
寫這首歌真的不是要解釋
只是怕再搞下去會沒朋友來參加我的告別式
What's my name? What's my name? What's my name?(BR! BR! BR! BR!)3
br過的都叫我biach
不要打我的電話
各種理由正在被研發
調配謊言的比例後添加
選個合理點的當先發
是為了避免成為眾人的箭靶
別在我的話筒另一邊喧嘩
我知道我是真的很欠罵
但你懂計劃趕不上變化 我也沒辦法
鬧鐘又沒響 不要再罵了
Iphone的系統 ㄧ定有bug
路上有車禍 剛剛在塞車
台北的交通 真不是蓋的
車流量太扯 要檢討原因
害我的機車 都沒法前進
過程太艱辛 ㄧ定是陷阱
都是他們啦 開車太天兵
人非聖賢 孰能無過
遲到半小時 都算不錯
我ㄧ直在"違法" shout out 土豆
但連他看到我 都想數落
他說講真的 不是我龜毛
時間是金錢 檢查戶口
剩下的積蓄 僅能糊口
紈俈的子弟 你該住手
在我改過自新之前也只讓那些talk shit的繼續
被BR過的都在心中留下了難以抹滅的印記
每個朋友都在噹我說那麼愛遲到莫非是興趣
趕快習慣就好我只能說這叫做墨菲的定律

BR (V.)

An art deeper than freestyle,
Watching the rap scene shrouded in dark clouds.
The waiting process, fully narrated,
Countless victims of rumors abound.
Don't believe it? Ask Dwagie, he'll say "me too".
Shout out my name, use it as a verb or noun, it's up to you.
Haters created a formula for me, relentlessly launching online attacks without end.
Ayo, my friends, stop pressuring me all day.
"BR me", "BR you", "BR him" – aren't hip-hop folks always the ones who are late?
Don't talk shit behind my back, don't talk nonsense, just "BR a little".
Those I BR'd, I'll buy you a 50 Lan later, if not enough, I'll use my poker winnings to pay.
Counting it up, it might be hundreds of thousands, my credit is like a crashing stock market.
Plunging all the way to the bottom, I'm not kidding, it's a life-and-death race against time.
A true troublemaker, I am so TTM (The Trouble Maker).
Even "Taichung Love" from 187 inc wants to jam with me.
Those who are close, keep fooling around, those who aren't, please leave.
All my homies are counting how many times they've been BR'd.
BR has become synonymous with evil.
...Isn't it because you guys always make last-minute plans?
Writing this song isn't really an explanation,
It's just that I'm afraid if I keep this up, no friends will come to my funeral.
What's my name? What's my name? What's my name? (BR! BR! BR! BR!)3
Those I BR'd call me a biach,
Don't call my phone,
Various excuses are being developed,
Adding after adjusting the proportion of lies,
Choose a reasonable one as the starter,
It's to avoid becoming everyone's target.
Don't yell on the other end of my phone,
I know I'm really asking for it,
But you know, plans can't keep up with changes, I can't help it.
The alarm didn't go off, stop scolding,
There must be a bug in the iPhone system,
There was a car accident on the road, I was stuck in traffic,
Taipei's traffic is really something else,
The traffic flow is insane, we need to investigate the reason,
It caused my scooter to be unable to move forward,
The process was too hard, it must be a trap,
It's all their fault, they drive like idiots,
To err is human,
Being half an hour late is not bad,
I've been "breaking the law", shout out to Tudou,
But even he wants to scold me when he sees me,
He said seriously, it's not me being picky,
Time is money, check the household register,
The remaining savings are only enough to make ends meet,
You prodigal son, you should stop,
Until I change my ways, I'll just let those who talk shit continue,
Those who have been BR'd have an indelible mark in their hearts,
Every friend teases me, saying I must love being late,
Just get used to it, I can only say it's Murphy's Law.