Текст и перевод песни Banton - Celulitis

Celulitis

Es que mi novia, tiene una enfermedad
Pero ella no lo quiere aceptar
Necesito ayuda porque me preocupo por su bienestar
Un medicamento urgente tengo que buscar
Empeora y no me deja de asustar
No lava ni limpia ni plancha
Solo se dedica a su celular
Mi novia tiene
Celulitis, celulitis
Tiene celulitis,
Ella tiene celulitis, celulitis
Tiene celulitis
No sufre de gastritis ni de artritis ni conjuntivitis
Si ella pierde su celular entra en crisis, porque tiene celulitis
Tiene el cel pegado en su palma como peter Parker
Pasa escribiendo como un raider
No me hace desayuno antesde irme al trabajo
Porque ella pasa hablando por tango
A cada fato actualiza sus apps
Sin carro pero tiene wase y google maps
En lo intimo no me hace caso, prefiere el chat
Ella pasa pegada al WhatsApp
Aveces a la media noche yo voy almorzando
Algo tan sencillo q esta preparando
Ella en la cocina y yo esperando
Que termine su llamada por tango
Porque tiene celulitis, celulitis
Tiene celulitis
Ella tiene celulitis, celulitis, tiene celulitis
No sufre de gastritis ni de artritis ni conjuntivitis
Si ella pierde su celular entra en crisis
Porque tiene celulitis
Pasa metida en Facebook le da al like
Besos amigos, feliz lunes like
Que bella mascota, like, y en la casa se muere de hambre Spike
Tiene cuenta en Twitter y Youtube Channel
Twiteando es la primera en el baner
Le saca foto al pajaro, la mosca la gata
Como si trabajara en discovery Channel
Tiene wase pero anda en bus y en taxi
Anda tomando foto′ como un paparazzi
Se toma foto como la mas sexy
Por dia en instagram sube mil selfies
Porque tiene celulitis, celulitis tiene celulitis
Ella tiene celulitis, celulitis, tirne celulitis
No sufre de gastritis ni de artritis ni conjuntivitis
Si ella pierde su celular entra en crisis, porque tiene celulitis

Cellulite

My girlfriend, she has a disease
But she doesn't want to accept it
I need help cause I worry about her well-being
I need to look for an urgent medication
It worsens and shakes me up
She doesn't wash or clean or iron
She only takes care of her cell phone
My girlfriend has
Cellulite, cellulite
She has cellulite,
She has cellulite, cellulite
She has cellulite
She doesn't suffer from gastritis or arthritis or conjunctivitis
If she loses her cell phone, she goes into crisis because she has cellulite
She has her cell in the palm of her hand like Peter Parker
She's always writing like a raider
She doesn't cook for me before I go to work
Because she's always talking on Tango
She updates her apps with every message
No car but she has Waze and Google Maps
In bed, she ignores me, she prefers to chat
She's always on WhatsApp
Sometimes I have lunch at midnight
Something simple that she's been making
She's in the kitchen and I'm waiting
Her Tango call to finish
Because she has cellulite, cellulite
She has cellulite
She has cellulite, cellulite, she has cellulite
She doesn't suffer from gastritis or arthritis or conjunctivitis
If she loses her cell phone, she goes into crisis
Because she has cellulite
She's always on Facebook, liking everything
Kissing friends, Happy Monday like
What a beautiful pet, like, and Spike is starving to death at home
She has a Twitter and a YouTube account like
She's the first to tweet on the banner
She takes pictures of the bird, the fly, the cat
Like she works for Discovery Channel
She has Waze but she rides the bus and taxi
She takes pictures like a paparazzi
She takes her picture like she is the sexiest
She posts a thousand selfies on Instagram every day
Because she has cellulite, cellulite, she has cellulite
She has cellulite, cellulite, she has cellulite
She doesn't suffer from gastritis or arthritis or conjunctivitis
If she loses her cell phone, she goes into crisis, because she has cellulite