Текст и перевод песни Baze - Schnide Mer D'haar - Live

Schnide Mer D'haar - Live

I wär o gärn nöime angers nume nid hie
Dunge fiire si part dringt bis ufe zu mir
Ladmi churz i ufnes bier, nei schnurre nid viu
Frisse z buffet läär tschüss isch auso super gsi
Im tv louft numme müell u i ziemerne no ine
Unwichtigi problem vo ungergwichtige blondine
Dummi mönsche erkläre dumme mönsche dwäut
U di dumme nämme di dumme öppe no ärnscht
Wär o gärn nöime angers nume nid hie
Wart uf mini pizza ds mau summer wird
U si isch chaut, schlapp fad da hiuft nidmau tabasco
Wirfse däm aff hingenache knapp drnäbä aber
So so knapp so sone jammer
Usem töperwer gitts d räschtä vom vordere abe
Chönnt eigentlech churz ga zigis hole, nieme uftouche
Hörmer uf gseh mi z italie inmitte schwitzende urlouber
Di lige am strand odr spile scheiss beach volley
Da blibi de glich lieber daheim wo dr tili ufe chopf gheit
Niene hani so gueti lüt um mi wie hie
Liire, spile charte, dnachtlang när ligemer ungerem tisch
Wäre o gärn neume angers aus grad hie
Hie i däm dunkle spunte irgendwo im quartier
Ds ässä vom angere tisch gseht immer leckerer us
Morn isch e angere tag, zie dr stecker u

Wesmi de dünk dasi gnue lang gjammeret heig
Schnidi d haar rasiere dr bart suechmr richtigi arbeit
Schaff vo 8 bis 5, nimm e hypothek uf
Zie nüm dür clübs bi früeher morgestund sicher

Schnide Mer D'haar - Live

I would be someone else here
They're partying outside, it's driving me crazy
Invite me quickly for a beer, just don't talk too much
Eat everything at the buffet, so it's worth it
The TV is full of crap, even in the bedroom
Unimportant problems of underweight blondes
Dumb people explaining stupid things to other dumb people
And the dumb people take the stupid ones seriously
I would be someone else here
Waiting for my pizza, the delivery guy is late
And it's cold, soggy, and tasteless, not even Tabasco can save it
I'll throw it at that guy over there, just barely missing him
So close, what a shame
I'll eat the leftovers from the night before
I could go out for a cigarette, but no one will touch it
I see myself in Italy in the middle of sweating tourists
Lying on the beach or playing stupid beach volleyball
But I'd rather stay home where the TV is blaring
Nowhere do I have such good people around me
Reading, playing cards, lying under the table all night long
I'd rather be someone else
Here in this dark corner somewhere in the neighborhood
The food from the other table always looks better
Tomorrow is another day, pull the plug

When I feel like I've complained long enough
Cut my hair, shave my beard, find a real job
Work from 8 to 5, take out a mortgage
No more clubbing at dawn