Текст и перевод песни Bjørn Eidsvåg - Min Kveld

Min Kveld

Det sko bli min kveld
Eg va pynta og i godt humør
Det sko bli min kveld
Eg sko bli festens store sjarmør
Eg sko imponera
Med mitt vidd og min forstand
Eg sko presentera
Meg sjøl som en moden mann

Men sånn sko det'kje bli
Eg va nervøse
Alfor spente
Tok ein drink
Og bare tente
Snart blei det ti
Utstrålingen slukna
Vete stakkars; drukna
åå fri børst kreve karakter
åå min tok seg frikvarter

Det sko bli min kveld
Men eg rakna i kver ein søm
Det sko bli min kveld
Det forblir ein fromme drøm
Eg rava omkring
Kjeften gjekk i fri dressur
Den sa utrulige ting
Ting du'kje tenke eingong hvis du e lur

Ja sånn sko det gå
Eg va nervøse
Alfor spente
Tok ein drink
Og bare tente
Angre sånn nå...
Utstrålingen slukna
Vete stakkars; drukna
åå fri børst kreve karakter
åå min tok seg frikvarter

Det sko bli min kveld min kveld ...
Eg sa utrulige ting
Vertinnå va for feite
Og verten var visst teite
Eg rava omkring
Eg ødela heile festen
Eg va den vemmelige gjesten
Min kveld ... det sko bli min kveld

My Evening

This was supposed to be my evening
I was dressed up and in a good mood
This was supposed to be my evening
I was supposed to be the life and soul of the party
I was supposed to impress
With my wit and my intelligence
I was supposed to present
Myself as a mature man

But that's not how it turned out
I was nervous
Far too excited
Had a drink
And just kept going
It was soon ten o'clock
My charisma had vanished
Poor me; drowned
Oh, free booze demands character
Oh, mine took a break

This was supposed to be my evening
But I failed miserably
This was supposed to be my evening
It remains a pipe dream
I rambled around
My mouth was in free flow
It said incredible things
Things you wouldn't even think if you were smart

Well, that's how it went
I was nervous
Far too excited
Had a drink
And just kept going
I regret so much now...
My charisma had vanished
Poor me; drowned
Oh, free booze demands character
Oh, mine took a break

This was supposed to be my evening, my evening ...
I said incredible things
The hostess was too fat
And the host was stupid
I rambled around
I ruined the whole party
I was the horrible guest
My evening ... this was supposed to be my evening