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Es könnte grad nicht schöner sein

Wir schrieben im Chat
Du warst voll süß und nett
Wir lernten uns lieben
Auf studiVZ
Deine Interessen waren Fußball und Green Day
Unser erstes Date hatten wir am Badesee
Die Sonne schien, wir tranken Wein
Alles gut im Allgemeinen
Doch mein Uterus sagte nein

Es könnte grad' nicht schöner sein
Mein Leben ist grad' ziemlich geil
Ich habe eine gute Zeit
Alles cool im Allgemeinen
Es könnte grad' nicht schöner sein
Mein Leben ist grad' ziemlich geil
Ich habe eine gute Zeit
Und genau dann kicken meine Tage rein

Deine Kumpels machen Kampfsport
Fahren durch die Stadt und hupen
Wir sind im Tanzkurs fangen zeitgleich an zu bluten
Zieh' dir unseren gottverdammten Zyklus rein
Oh nein, in diese Gang kommen keine Typen rein
Vier Stunden Fahrt mit Schmerzen im Flixbus
Glaub mir, die Periode ist kein Luxus
Du gehst dich schlagen, redest über dein Glied
Rede ich von meinen Tagen, vergeht dir der Appetit

Es könnte grad' nicht schöner sein
Mein Leben ist grad' ziemlich geil
Ich habe eine gute Zeit
Und genau dann kicken meine Tage rein

Meanwhile in my uterus
Bloody storm in my uterus
Meanwhile in my uterus
Bloody storm in my uterus
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Bloody storm in my uterus

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Bloody storm in my uterus
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Bloody storm in my uterus
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Bloody storm in my uterus
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Bloody storm in my uterus
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Bloody storm in my uterus

Ist alles aber halb so schlimm
Weil ich immerhin nicht schwanger bin

My Period

We were chatting online,
You were so sweet and kind.
We fell in love,
On MySpace.
You were into football and Green Day,
And our first date was at the lake,
The sun was shining, we drank wine,
Everything was great.
But then my uterus said no.

My period could not have come at a worse time,
My life is pretty great right now,
I'm having such a good time,
Everything's going well.
My period could not have come at a worse time,
My life is pretty great right now,
I'm having such a good time,
And then my period starts.

Your friends are into martial arts,
They drive around town honking their horns,
We're in a dance class and we both start bleeding at the same time,
Suck it up, this is your period.
Oh no, no boys allowed in this gang,
Four-hour bus ride with cramps,
Believe me, a period is no luxury.
You go out and fight, you talk about your dick,
I talk about my period, and you lose your appetite.

My period could not have come at a worse time,
My life is pretty great right now,
I'm having such a good time,
And then my period starts.

Meanwhile in my uterus,
Bloody storm in my uterus.
Meanwhile in my uterus,
Bloody storm in my uterus.
Meanwhile in my uterus,
Bloody storm in my uterus.
Meanwhile in my uterus,
Bloody storm in my uterus.

Meanwhile in my uterus,
Bloody storm in my uterus.
Meanwhile in my uterus,
Bloody storm in my uterus.
Meanwhile in my uterus,
Bloody storm in my uterus.
Meanwhile in my uterus,
Bloody storm in my uterus.
Meanwhile in my uterus,
Bloody storm in my uterus.
Meanwhile in my uterus,
Bloody storm in my uterus.
Meanwhile in my uterus,
Bloody storm in my uterus.
Meanwhile in my uterus,
Bloody storm in my uterus.

But it's not so bad,
Because at least I'm not pregnant.