Текст и перевод песни Bläck Fööss - Et Kackleed (Live im Millowitsch Theater 1985)

Et Kackleed (Live im Millowitsch Theater 1985)

Loss m'r ens e Leedche vum Kacke singe
Kacke es e herrlich Dinge
Kacke es en jroße Nut
Denn wenn de nit mieh kacke kanns
Dann bes de dut.

Kacke müsse och de Nonne
Buure kacken en de Tonne
Die Knächte un die Mägde
Die kacken en d'r Stall
Kinder dat sin Pute, die kacken üvverall.

Op nem Scheff deit mer en et Wasser drieße
Beim Spazierjang kackste en de Wiese
Wä he bei uns em Städtche wunnt
Dä kack en d'r Kanal
Un wä et richtich ielich hät
Dä kack he en d'r Saal.

Wä vill friss muß och vill kacke
Wä nit oppass kack sich opd e Hacke
Wä jän decke Öllich iss
Dä kack met vill Jestank
Un wä de "flöcke Otto" hät
Kack sich die Beincher lang.

Su künnte mir noch lang vum Kacke singe
Denn et es e herrlich Dinge
Dröm rode mir üch all
Dot drieße weich un rund
Wä immer richtich kacke kann
Dä bliev jesund.

A Song About Poop (Live at the Millowitsch Theater 1985)

Let's sing a little song about poop
Poop is a wonderful thing
Poop is a great blessing
Because if you can't poop anymore
Then you're dead.

Even nuns have to poop
Farmers poop in barrels
The servants and the maids
They poop in the stable
Children are assholes, they poop everywhere.

On a ship, you poop in the water
On a walk, you poop in the meadow
If you live in our city
You poop in the canal
And if you're really rich
You poop in the ballroom.

If you want to eat, you have to poop
If you don't watch out, you'll poop on your heel
If you eat too much fat
You'll poop with a lot of stink
And if you have the "floating Otto"
You'll poop your pants all over.

We could sing about poop for a long time
Because it's a wonderful thing
That's why we advise you all
To push it out soft and round
If you can always poop properly
You'll stay healthy.