Текст и перевод песни Bläck Fööss - Unser Jrundjesetz

Unser Jrundjesetz

Am rheinischen Wesen soll die Welt genesen
Hät der liebe Jott am elefte Schöpfungsdaach jesaat
Die bisherigen Wesen waren's noch nicht so recht gewesen
Dröm hät hä he am Rhing si Meisterstöck jemaat

Johr für Johr do froge sich die Lück der Republik
Saat, sid ehr eijentlich nur em Fernseh' su oder sid ehr wirklich esu verröck?
Wie maat ihr dat, wie jeit dat bloß, wie kritt ehr dat nur hin?
Do laache mer nor un luuren uns an un sage denne woröm

He jitt et ei Jesetz und dat verrode mer üch jetz

Et es, wie et es un et kütt, wie et kütt
Un et hät noch immer joodjejange
Nix bliev wie et es (su ne driß!)
Drink doch eine met!
Dat hammer immer su jemaat
Denn wat fott es, dat es fott
Dreimol Kölle Alaaf

Streng verbodde es zum Beispiel: Aan ner Kneip vorbeijonn, ohne renzojonn
Oder einfach heimjonn, wenn andre noch do stonn
Beim Früh e Alt bestelle, dobei dreimol Helau
Dat darf mer nit, dat määt mer nit, dofür küß de he en d'r Bau

Mondaachs pünklich zor Arbeit kumme, jilt he als beklopp
Dem Chef dann noch e Uhr affkäue, bah pfui, kumm hür mer op
Beim Klüngele sich erwische loße, su blöd darf mer nit sin
Dat jeit doch nit, dat deit mer nit, dat weed he nit jän jesinn

Et es, wie et es un et kütt, wie et kütt
Un et hät noch immer joodjejange
Nix bliev wie et es (su ne driß!)
Drink doch eine met!
Dat hammer immer su jemaat
Denn wat fott es, dat es fott
Dreimol Kölle Alaaf

Un dat, dat darfste och nit!
Will dich einer bütze, un du wees stief vür Schreck
Dann will hä dich noch schunkele, un do läufs einfoch weg
Dä es villeich jet anders, dat es uns och ejal
Denn jede Jeck es anders he, dat es bei uns normal

Et es, wie et es un et kütt, wie et kütt
Un et hät noch immer joodjejange
Nix bliev wie et es (su ne driß!)
Drink doch eine met!
Dat hammer immer su jemaat
Denn wat fott es, dat es fott
Dreimol Kölle Alaaf

Jetz wesst ehr wat mer darf un wat mer besser blieve lööt
Wä sich dodran hält, hät he d'r Himmel op d'r Ääd
Et es doch wirklich einfach, doch wä dat nit versteit
Dat es en ärme Sau, dä deit uns wirklich leid

Denn mir han he unser Jesetz
Vum eetste Schrei bes zo jooderletz

Et es, wie et es un et kütt, wie et kütt
Un et hät noch immer joodjejange
Nix bliev wie et es (su ne driß!)
Drink doch eine met!
Dat hammer immer su jemaat
Denn wat fott es, dat es fott
Dreimol Kölle, dreimol Kölle, dreimol Kölle Alaaf

Our Basic Law

The world should heal by the Rhenish way of life
Had the dear God said on the eleventh day of creation
The previous beings weren't quite right yet
So he created his masterpiece here on the Rhine

Year after year, the people of the Republic ask themselves
Tell me, are you really like that on TV or are you really that crazy?
How do you do it, how does it work, how do you manage it?
We just laugh, look at each other and tell them why

There is no law and we'll tell you that now

It is what it is and it comes as it comes
And it's always worked out alright
Nothing stays the same (damn it!)
Have a drink with us!
We've always done it this way
Because what's gone is gone
Three cheers for Cologne!

Strictly forbidden, for example: Walking past a pub without going in
Or simply going home when others are still there
Ordering an Alt at breakfast, while shouting Helau three times
We're not allowed to do that, we don't do that, you'd get a kiss on the construction site for that

Coming to work on time on Mondays is considered crazy here
Then trying to sell the boss a watch, bah, come on, get a grip!
Getting caught using connections, you can't be that stupid
That's not possible, we don't do that, that won't be tolerated

It is what it is and it comes as it comes
And it's always worked out alright
Nothing stays the same (damn it!)
Have a drink with us!
We've always done it this way
Because what's gone is gone
Three cheers for Cologne!

And this, you can't do that either!
If someone wants to kiss you and you're scared stiff
Then he wants to sway with you, and you just run away
He might be a bit different, but we don't care
Because everyone's a bit crazy here, that's normal for us

It is what it is and it comes as it comes
And it's always worked out alright
Nothing stays the same (damn it!)
Have a drink with us!
We've always done it this way
Because what's gone is gone
Three cheers for Cologne!

Now you know what we're allowed to do and what we better leave alone
Whoever sticks to it has heaven on earth
It's really simple, but whoever doesn't understand that
Is a poor sod, we really feel sorry for him

Because we have our own law here
From the first cry to the very end

It is what it is and it comes as it comes
And it's always worked out alright
Nothing stays the same (damn it!)
Have a drink with us!
We've always done it this way
Because what's gone is gone
Three cheers for Cologne, three cheers for Cologne, three cheers for Cologne!