Текст и перевод песни BoyBand feat. 1210 Symphony - Lady Carneval

Lady Carneval

Oukej ty pizďac a - kurva - chlupy -3- a.a

Řekla mi, ať si nasadím kondom.
Hovno, Baby! Vždyť vypadáš jak Krondon!
Šeptala - že je sladká jako bonbon,
Je ponurá jak London, to radši budu homo.

A prej radostí bliká ako strobo-skop,
Chová se jak tele, hele vezmu tele-skop.
A prej chudák umírá touhou,
Tak proč se kurva pořád ksichtí jak Kolombou.

BOY WONDER:
Povedala že mi dá aj keď iba raz,
A od tej chvíľe sa tej kundy fakt nevim strást.
Boy Wonder nechce spát, Boy Wonder chce rásť.
Však nije z tebou ty kunda radšej dám si prásk!

Nemožem za to že nemožem také jak si ty,
Spravil som to len - raz a bol som opitý.
Ksicht mala jak E.T. nohy jak Hobiti,
Na sračky rozbitý dal som ju cez slipy.

/SCRATCHE/
Lady... Carneval... Teď už se modlím jen k lady Karneval... (Karel Gott - Lady Karneval)

Byla špatná jak slovenský dabing,
Když začala mluvit začalo bolení hlavy.
Nahá si sedla na postel prej rozjede sady,
Zvedla paže - a rozjela smrady.

Slíbila že klidně změní práci,
Z bordelu do Zoo, v obojím figurujou ptáci.
Né-ne obojí jsou přelétaví,
Prej si jí nechá kvůli mě přešít na plyš jako Teletubiesss.

BOY WONDER:
Namotal som ju na disko-téke,
Prišol som na bar smädný ak psisko, Jäger
Padal do mňa lahko a čisto.
V tom mori 300 už mala svoje místo.

Já rýchlo som dal na bar klúče od BMW
Aj keď nejsou mé ona semnou ide ven.
Chcela sa vrátit no keď sme prišli k mojmu biku,
Zdrapol som ju za rameno "Dáš aspoň fajku - ne??"

/SCRATCHE/
Lady... Carneval... Teď už se modlím jen k lady Karneval... (Karel Gott - Lady Karneval)

Na schůzku jsem přišel v Triku Vod Hoven,
řekla že lepší pro mě bude triko Ralph Lauren.
V tom jsem začal růst jako Hulk Hogan,
Citíl jsem se obří jak na procházce s buldokem.

Řekla mi že jsem mega nice jak Sega Mega Drive,
Seděl jsem na židli jak Coolio v Gangsta′s paradise.
Že prej nevadí že mám milana,
Nervy delší než tři lana,
Ona je svině a chce tyrana.

BOY WONDER:
Jeden sen sa zkončil a začal druhý,
Ten zlý pravý keď som sa vedľa nej zobudil.
Striktne vyskočím z postele až ťa lykne,
Keď zbadáš že ta kurva má fúze jak Hitler.

Á ne na horné pere, po celom tele.
Oholil som jej hlavu do hola zabuchol dvere.
Čo by asi spravil Slávík keby to takto dojebal?
Pichol kokot do huby a zpíval s námi LADY CARNEVAL!!!

Hehehehaha... yeah...

Lady Carneval

Okay, you cunt - damn - hair -3- a.a

She told me to put on a condom.
Fuck, Baby! You look like Krondon!
She whispered - that she's sweet like a candy,
She's gloomy like London, I'd rather be a homo.

And she says she blinks with joy like a strobe-scope,
She acts like a calf, look, I'll take a tele-scope.
And she says the poor thing is dying of desire,
So why the fuck is she still frowning like Columbus.

BOY WONDER:
She said she'd give it to me even if just once,
And since then I can't get rid of that cunt.
Boy Wonder doesn't want to sleep, Boy Wonder wants to grow.
But not with you, you cunt, I'd rather spank it!

I can't help it that I can't do what you do,
I only did it - once and I was drunk.
She had a face like E.T. and feet like Hobbits,
I smashed her through my underwear, broken to shit.

/SCRATCHE/
Lady... Carneval... Now I only pray to Lady Karneval... (Karel Gott - Lady Karneval)

She was bad like Slovak dubbing,
When she started talking, the headache started.
She sat naked on the bed, said she'd start the orchards,
She raised her arms - and started the stench.

She promised that she would calmly change jobs,
From a brothel to a Zoo, both have birds.
No-no, both are fickle,
She says she'll get sewn over for me into plush like the Teletubbiesss.

BOY WONDER:
I picked her up at the disco,
I came to the bar thirsty like a dog, Jäger
It fell into me easily and cleanly.
She already had her place in that sea of 300.

I quickly put the BMW keys on the bar
Even though they're not mine, she's coming out with me.
She wanted to go back, but when we got to my bike,
I grabbed her by the shoulder "At least give me a blowjob - no??"

/SCRATCHE/
Lady... Carneval... Now I only pray to Lady Karneval... (Karel Gott - Lady Karneval)

I came to the meeting in a Vod Hoven T-shirt,
she said a Ralph Lauren shirt would be better for me.
In that, I started to grow like Hulk Hogan,
I felt huge like walking a bulldog.

She told me I was mega nice like Sega Mega Drive,
I sat on a chair like Coolio in Gangsta's Paradise.
She said it doesn't matter that I have a mistress,
Nerves longer than three ropes,
She's a bitch and wants a tyrant.

BOY WONDER:
One dream ended and another began,
The bad real one when I woke up next to her.
I'll jump out of bed strictly until you swallow,
When you see that the bitch has a mustache like Hitler.

And not on the upper lip, all over the body.
I shaved her head bald and slammed the door.
What would the Nightingale do if he fucked it up like this?
He'd stick his dick in her mouth and sing LADY CARNEVAL with us!!!

Hehehehaha... yeah...