Текст и перевод песни Boyband - Madam Pompadúr

Madam Pompadúr

Řekla mi, ať se naučím česky,
Hladel som jej do očí lebo nemala cecky,
A opýtal som sa jej, čo si dá,
Ona že chlasce šecko,
Hlavne keď to berem já.

A její kamoška zas smrděla jak táborák,
Fejková kabelka Gucci a chlupy na nohách,
Ať jí prej políbit zkusím, že neni pitomá,
Ale táhlo jí z držky, jako kdyby žila v pirohách.

Na nohách štekle, na kerých neví stát,
čubka vyzerá, že prechlastala štát,
Kurva drát, tričko s flitrami, chrapina s plombami,
Draplavý nos plný šušňov, semeno za nehtami.

V očích výraz, že je moje semeno košer,
Pochutnala si na něm jako na Ferrero Rocher,
Zbytečně věrila v lásku měla to po Cher,
Nad zadkem švabachem kérku, že fakt miluje BoyBand.

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Přišli sme do kina a dal sem fórek s popcornem,
Uvnitř kelímku byl múj penis, byl sem ve formě,
Hrála se s ním ráda, jak s novým iPhonem,
Psala na něm sms kámoškám, jestli zajdou ven.

Hned po kine sme dali večeru vo velkom štýle,
Po uši pchala cícer v rytme Jacksonovho Beat it,
A z píče jej smredlo, jak po sédmom píve
Z huby,
Púšťa vraždy jak keby bola führer.

Chodila křivě jako reklama na by-pass,
A chlastávala non-stop jako Amy Winehouse,
Kdyby potkala Vanillu, tak bejby chytne AIDS, AIDS,
Když viděla dick, tak zdrhala jak Farside.

Baila, Baila bol jej oblúbený track,
Prstoklad ovládala lepší, jak Ray Manzarek,
Baila, Baila bol jej oblúbený song,
Ked si prdla, znělo to jak veľký čínsky gong.

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Madam ju mala jak zásuvku proci napetiu,
Pichneš do nej kábel, vycucá ti šetkú energiu,
Mala stratégiu, alebo bola chorá
Na kunde mala kerku I love Boy!

Já jsem voják, ty si válka, doják,
Mám v piči jak Borat a ty jsi mastná jak tamborák,
Soráč, tenhle song je o nás vezmu si tě za ženu,
Jen když si změníš křestní jméno Tomáš

Na Matylda.
Najvác ju lúbim, ked nedýcha,
Ked si jebne,
Dokáže na kunde hymnu zapískať.

Nebo na Monika
Ponořená do dicka,
Co má na sobě non-stop ruky jako motyka.

Trízva či opitá, MILFKA či LOLITA,
Kludne sa volaj Petra, buc temná jak gotika.

Anebo Marika plná chlapú jak sanitka,
Co večer v baru roztahuje jakharmonikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Madam Pompadour

She told me to learn Czech,
I looked into her eyes because she had no tits,
And I asked her what she'd like to drink,
She said she'd booze anything,
Especially if I'm buying.

And her friend smelled like a campfire,
Fake Gucci bag and hairy legs,
She told me to try kissing her, that she wasn't stupid,
But her breath smelled like she lived in pierogi.

High heels she can't stand in,
The bitch looks like she's drunk the whole state,
Fucking mess, sequined shirt, raspy voice with fillings,
Runny nose full of boogers, semen under her nails.

In her eyes, the expression that my seed is kosher,
She enjoyed it like a Ferrero Rocher,
She believed in love in vain, she had it like Cher,
Above her ass, a cockroach tattoo that she really loves BoyBand.

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We went to the cinema and I made a joke with popcorn,
Inside the cup was my penis, I was in good shape,
She played with it happily, like a new iPhone,
She texted her friends on it to see if they wanted to go out.

Right after the cinema we had dinner in style,
She stuffed chickpeas in her ears to the rhythm of Jackson's Beat It,
And her pussy smelled like after the seventh beer
From her mouth,
She's spitting murders like she's the Führer.

She walked crooked like a bypass ad,
And boozed non-stop like Amy Winehouse,
If she met Vanilla Ice, baby would get AIDS, AIDS,
When she saw a dick, she ran away like Farside.

Baila, Baila was her favorite track,
She mastered finger play better than Ray Manzarek,
Baila, Baila was her favorite song,
When she farted, it sounded like a big Chinese gong.

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She had a madam like a socket against voltage,
You plug a cable into her, she sucks all your energy out,
She had a strategy, or she was sick
She had a tattoo on her pussy I love Boy!

I am a soldier, you are war, tearjerker,
I don't give a fuck like Borat and you are greasy like a drum,
Sorry, this song is about us, I'll take you as my wife,
Only if you change your first name Tomáš

To Matylda.
I love her most when she's not breathing,
When she fucks,
She can whistle the anthem on her pussy.

Or to Monika
Immersed in dick,
Who has her hands on it all the time like a hoe.

Sober or drunk, MILF or LOLITA,
Feel free to call yourself Petra, be as dark as gothic.

Or Marika full of guys like an ambulance,
Who spreads out in the bar in the evening like an accordionaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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