Текст и перевод песни Boyband feat. DJ Fatte - Tour de Bars (feat. DJ Fatte)

Tour de Bars (feat. DJ Fatte)

Oumén, šBoyBand, ah, Tour de Baars, Tour de Baars, Tour de Baars!
Ukaž mi šulina!

BoyBand je dávno v piči otváráme sarkofágy,
Daj hore hnáty sme velký jak Galapágy,
Sme mega páni, no tak ukažte pásky,
Na stage prichádzáme fresh jak Verešvársky!

První BoyBand, co má Best of jako debut,
Co cestovali Československem jako by dělali mapy,
Den po vydání Prievidza jela sloky jako drogy,
Pumpovali jsme na stagi jak dick,
Ostatní kapely stály jak stativ!

Nechceme sa len napiť,
Dáme show a to platí,
Na pódiu neháme dušu
A krv a pot ten stríká jak z hadíc,
Každý jeden pár gul,
Sme jeden par čo má dva páry rúk,
Od Košic do Děčína a späť
A pokaždé iďeme na maximum!

Díky nám vyrostli midgeti,
Aby konečně viděli Boyband,
Aka nejlepší show a nejhorší název kapely,
šulini závistí čuměli do země a my do nebe jak satelit,
Bitches se na nás v předních řadách lepily těsně jak špagety!

Občas hráme aj pre děti,
Tie děti sú súčást kapely,
Ignorujeme povely, po show ideme na bar ne do perín,
S majkom idem jak Wolverine, oblečiem si hocičo len ne bombery,
Nechodza na nás jen hoperi - pankáči, hipíci, starý Sean Connery!

Občas přijdou i matky, vyzvednout děti, dát s náma fotky,
Matka chce adresu a číslo, syn desku, dcera podpis,
Manažer klubu chce BoyBand ob den, oumén, ouký doúký,
Padá to z nás jak s malomocných, pod stagí nastav ruky!

Když hrála Lady Carneval, týpci se čuměli kolem sebe,
Když z beden začal jebat BoyBand, klub to začalo bolet,
Po Čevabčiči děti zase začly žrát ve škole,
Při chcaní zjistil každý týpek, že je Jednorožec!

Tak povedz, aká je ta Kôža v ktorej žiješ,
Kym prijde Konec budu nás hrat v klube, v ktorom piješ,
Vieš, nikdo z nás fakt nemá Svatozář,
žiarime jak snubák, aj keď tma je občas V každom z nás!

Zjevili jsme se jako Fantomas a do půl těla jako Sandokan,
Pokud máš pár korun na vstup, tak odhoď masku a pojď k nám tancovat!

Iďem jak automat, lebo mám to rád,
Chceš fuckovat, choď pracovat,
Odfoť sa se mnú a seber mi jednu,
Len nečakaj, že budem tancovať!

Ten flow je Sodoma Gomora
A děláš z magora barona,
Groupies sedí na stagi, s váma se nebudem milovat,
Jedna je velká jak kilowatt, druhá dá všem jako bankomat,
Třetí si omylem prdla, čtvrtá má fousy jak Torula!

MCs hrajú v klube, no ludia tam nedošli,
Pre tých čo došli, zahrá hrozný MC Nebožtík,
Stojíš na stagi jak dick, dáváme telocvik,
Konkurenci nemáme jak Židi svoje predkožky!

Stačilo, song přepínám na off,
Dav křičí, má málo,
Zvukař chce víc jako pornoherec a krmí svou Viagrou stádo!

Aj belosi maju svoj názor, na stagi sme otvorený jak zámok,
Patríme k sebe jak rožek a párok,
Uži si Galapágy od nás dvoch!

Tour de Bars (feat. DJ Fatte)

Oumén, BoyBand, ah, Tour de Bars, Tour de Bars, Tour de Bars!
Show me your pussy!

BoyBand is long gone, we're opening sarcophagi,
Raise your legs, we're huge like the Galapagos,
We are mega men, so show us your tapes,
We arrive on stage fresh like Verešvársky!

The first BoyBand with a Best of as their debut,
Who traveled Czechoslovakia like they were making maps,
The day after release, Prievidza took our verses like drugs,
We pumped on stage like a dick,
Other bands stood still like a tripod!

We don't just want to get drunk,
We put on a show, and that's a fact,
We leave our soul on stage,
And blood and sweat that sprays like from hoses,
Every pair is a gulp,
We are one couple with two pairs of hands,
From Košice to Děčín and back,
And every time we go to the maximum!

Thanks to us, midgets grew up,
To finally see BoyBand,
Aka the best show and the worst band name,
Pussies stared at the ground with envy, and we stared at the sky like a satellite,
Bitches stuck to us in the front rows tight like spaghetti!

Sometimes we also play for children,
These children are part of the band,
We ignore orders, after the show we go to the bar, not to bed,
I go with the mic like Wolverine, I'll wear anything but bombers,
Not just hoppers come to us - punks, hippies, old Sean Connery!

Sometimes mothers also come, to pick up children, take pictures with us,
Mother wants the address and number, son wants the record, daughter wants an autograph,
The club manager wants BoyBand every other day, oumén, ouký doúký,
It falls from us like from lepers, put your hands under the stage!

When Lady Carneval played, the dudes looked around,
When BoyBand started fucking from the speakers, the club started to hurt,
After Čevabčiči, the kids started eating at school again,
While pissing, every dude realized he was a Unicorn!

So tell me, what is the Skin you live in,
Until the End comes, we'll be playing in the club you drink in,
You know, none of us really has a Halo,
we shine like a wedding ring, even though darkness is sometimes In each of us!

We appeared like Fantomas and half-naked like Sandokan,
If you have a few bucks for entry, throw off your mask and come dance with us!

I go like an automaton, because I love it,
If you want to fuck, go to work,
Take a picture with me and take one for me,
Just don't expect me to dance!

This flow is Sodom and Gomorrah,
And you make a baron out of a fool,
Groupies sit on stage, we won't make love with you,
One is big like a kilowatt, the other gives to everyone like an ATM,
The third one accidentally farted, the fourth one has a beard like Torula!

MCs play in the club, but people didn't come,
For those who came, the terrible MC Deadman will play,
You stand on stage like a dick, we give physical education,
We don't have competition like Jews don't have their foreskins!

That's enough, I'm switching the song off,
The crowd shouts, they have little,
The sound engineer wants more like a porn actor and feeds his Viagra to the herd!

Even white people have their opinion, on stage we are open like a lock,
We belong together like a roll and a sausage,
Enjoy the Galapagos from the two of us!