Текст песни How to Get a Number One Song - Roomie , Boyinaband

I have a dream
Dream
Dream
Dream
Dream
I have a dream to make the best pop song
That the world has ever seen
But everything
Thing
Thing
Thing
Thing
Every song I release doesn't even get in the top 17
Even though I've made the chord progession bland and predictable
Stick to the same note when I sing and
I'll periodically throw in meaningless syllables
Eh
Eh
Eh
It's vague enough to relate to
I can make it bang the bass with a great tune
I can make a catchy synth pattern on my strangely small keyboard
Eh
Eh
Eh
It's not too heavy
It's not too light
Just edgy enough for the clubs
But not so much that people won't go and buy
But though it's perfect
I don't know why
Why
My song won't get to number 1
'Cause you didn't get a Swedish guy to produce it
A Swedish guy to write the song
A Swedish guy to produce it
You won't climb up the charts without a
BERG-
-STRÖM-
-SSON
So why do I need a Swedish guy?
We're the top of the pops
Look on wikiped-eye
Britney, P! nk, you guys made the hits
Let me change this part
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Ö
You gotta be major rich from these scenes
Yeah, we have the 7th largest GDP
And the most hit tracks per capita
So make the beat trap and add a sax here
Woah, that beat is cash
Noo, that beat is krona
And I pay my relatively high taxes
Just with my strangely small keyboard
Sweden's just the best at making all the pop
I don't know why but Swedish people have a way of getting to the top
You need a Swedish guy to produce it
A Swedish guy to write the song
If something's new in electronic music
Just take it
From beatport and put it after this part
Falk and Rami took on One Direction
Made their chart position go up like the wrong inflection
Denniz Pop made Cheiron
Took the charts and jacked them
Max Martin's on more number ones than Micheal Jackson
Yo
Ishi bringing british pop to the mainstream
Redone went gaga with his insane beats
Shellback's jams got a rock flair
Makes a stronger correlation between talent and long hair
Alternative bands give thanks to Jay Orpin
And you've got Bogren, Thordendal and Nordstorm
Avicii went to new levels
WAIT
I almost forgot, we're even better at metal
YAAAAA!
YOU PRODUCE THIS?
YEAH!
IN THE PIT OR IN THE CLUB, IT'S STILL OUR MUSIC
EVERY COUNTRY THAT CAME AND TRIED THEY LOST
BECAUSE IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME WITHOUT THE SIDEWAYS CROSS
So get a Swedish guy to produce it
A Swedish guy to write your song
But saying that is kind of ironic
'Cause Swedish people don't tend to be patriotic
Yeah!