Текст и перевод песни Brad Bradley, David Hyde Pierce, Emily Hsu & Greg Reuter - Brave Sir Robin

Brave Sir Robin

Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die
Oh brave Sir Robin
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin
He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out
And his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin
His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his penis split
And his-
That's, that's enough music for now, lads

Brave Sir Robin

Le brave et audacieux Sir Robin
Partit de Camelot
Il n'avait pas peur de mourir
Oh, le brave Sir Robin
Il n'avait pas du tout peur
D'être tué de manière horrible
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin
Il n'était pas le moins du monde effrayé
D'être réduit en bouillie
Ou de se faire arracher les yeux
Et de se faire casser les coudes
De se faire fendre les rotules
Et de se faire brûler le corps
Et de se faire hacher et mutiler les membres
Le brave Sir Robin
Sa tête fracassée
Et son cœur arraché
Et son foie enlevé
Et ses intestins débranchés
Et ses narines violées
Et ses fesses brûlées
Et son pénis fendu
Et son-
C'est, c'est assez de musique pour le moment, les gars