Текст и перевод песни Bumble Beezy feat. Roux - Average

Average

И вроде она вообще не в твоем вкусе
Даже не нравится тебе (Preevo Beats)
Только какого-то хуя ты проснулся с ней утром
Как так вышло, а

Bro, я восемь раз выстрелил в себя из Jager-пушки (па-па-па)
Она тоже (па-па-па), я на мушке
Даже не стал с тобой говорить, я хочу домой, а ты не веришь
You don't give a fuck if I don't like her
I don't give a fuck if she average

She average, but I'm too drunk to figure it out
She average, but I'm too drunk to figure it out
She average, but I'm too drunk to figure it out
Figure it out, I'm too drunk to figure it out

Что за хyета со мной происходит
(Boy, я уже понял как она смотрит)
Время, чтоб уйти отсюда, на исходе
(Pussy на кухне, а мы валим в спальню)
Утром буду думать: Пиздец исполнил
(Опять, сука, прыгнул на эти грабли)
Слышу под собой крик, смех и стоны
Сука, ложись на живот - take my penis in a deep (big)
Bro, я чуть не опрокинул стакан прямо ей на спину
Хе, она сосёт мне хер я её всю (один-один-один, дважды)
Bitch be thankful, swallow it all, don't spit it (не вздумай)
Я вот смотрю как ты давишься, думаю, че я забыл тут (what a fuck)
Сколько ж я выпил, что мы оказались с тобой, еще и взаимно (как так вышло)
В общем, да мне все понятно, я инвестирую в карму
Но я такой пиздец, и ты спросишь
Как мне, а мне по нраву, умоюсь, ладно

Я восемь раз выстрелил в себя из Jager-пушки (па-па-па)
Она тоже (па-па-па), я на мушке
Даже не стал с тобой говорить, я хочу домой, а ты не веришь
You don't give a fuck if I don't like her
I don't give a fuck if she average

She average, but I'm too drunk to figure it out
She average, but I'm too drunk to figure it out
She average, but I'm too drunk to figure it out
Figure it out, I'm too drunk to figure it out

Ты хотела фактов обо мне
Привет, я Иван, я домашний (хватит)
Я уйду через 10 минут, тут достаточно тех
Кто спокойно дадут тебе в башню (если у тебя жажда)
Я не презираю, мне жаль тебя искренне, правда
Но ты выбрала путь, по которому я не пойду с тобой сегодня и завтра
Факт один - я хочу семью, Нахуй сплетни, я открыт полностью
Факт второй - мне хватило ебли со средними телками в юном возрасте
Фак-Факт третий - я трепетно отношусь к ощущениям, что сублимирую в музыку
Мне пора
Я уверен, ты не поняла ни слова, что я сказал, бог с ним, меня ждет кузов (детка, пока)
Я еду спокойно удовлетворенно в такси на переднем (о, да)
Размышляю, что думаю так, как и думал на медне
Ты думаешь как бы уехать со мной в другой раз позаметнее
Но лучше подумай, чтоб никто другой больше ни когда тебя не посчитал средней (окей)

Я восемь раз выстрелил в себя из Jager-пушки (па-па-па)
Она тоже (па-па-па), я на мушке
Даже не стал с тобой говорить, я хочу домой, а ты не веришь
You don't give a fuck if I don't like her
I don't give a fuck if she average

Сука, мне сейчас же так жестко отсосали
Что я охуел вообще, пиздец, блядь
Кончились презервативы, 6 утра, зима
Ваня хуярит в аптеку нахуй за новой пачкой
Ну, в принципе, хочу семью (ха-ха-ха-ха)

She average, but I'm too drunk to figure it out
She average, but I'm too drunk to figure it out
She average, but I'm too drunk to figure it out
Figure it out, I'm too drunk to figure it out

Average

And like, she's not even your type at all
You don't even like her (Preevo Beats)
But for some reason you woke up with her in the morning
How did that even happen, huh?

Bro, I shot myself eight times with the Jager-cannon (bang-bang-bang)
She did too (bang-bang-bang), I'm in the crosshairs
Didn't even bother talking to you, I wanna go home, but you don't believe it
You don't give a fuck if I don't like her
I don't give a fuck if she average

She average, but I'm too drunk to figure it out
She average, but I'm too drunk to figure it out
She average, but I'm too drunk to figure it out
Figure it out, I'm too drunk to figure it out

What the fuck is happening to me
(Boy, I already understand the way she's looking)
Time to get out of here is running out
(Pussy's in the kitchen, and we're going to the bedroom)
In the morning I'll be thinking: Damn, I did it again
(Once again, I fucking stepped on this rake)
I hear screams, laughter, and moans beneath me
Bitch, get on your stomach - take my penis in a deep (big)
Bro, I almost knocked the glass over right on her back
Heh, she's sucking my dick, I'm all over her (one-one-one, twice)
Bitch be thankful, swallow it all, don't spit it (don't even think about it)
I'm watching you choke, thinking, what did I forget here (what the fuck)
How much did I drink that we ended up together, and mutually at that (how did that happen)
In general, yeah, I get it, I'm investing in karma
But I'm such a mess, and you'll ask
How am I doing, and I'm okay with it, I'll wash my face, alright

I shot myself eight times with the Jager-cannon (bang-bang-bang)
She did too (bang-bang-bang), I'm in the crosshairs
Didn't even bother talking to you, I wanna go home, but you don't believe it
You don't give a fuck if I don't like her
I don't give a fuck if she average

She average, but I'm too drunk to figure it out
She average, but I'm too drunk to figure it out
She average, but I'm too drunk to figure it out
Figure it out, I'm too drunk to figure it out

You wanted facts about me
Hi, I'm Ivan, I'm a homebody (enough)
I'll be leaving in 10 minutes, there are enough people here
Who will calmly give you head (if you're thirsty)
I don't despise you, I sincerely feel sorry for you, really
But you chose a path I won't follow with you today or tomorrow
Fact one - I want a family, Fuck gossip, I'm completely open
Fact two - I've had enough sex with average girls at a young age
Fact-Fact three - I'm sensitive to feelings that I sublimate into music
I have to go
I'm sure you didn't understand a word I said, but whatever, the car is waiting for me (baby, bye)
I'm calmly and contentedly riding in the front seat of the taxi (oh yeah)
Thinking that I think the same way as I did on copper
You're thinking how to leave with me more discreetly next time
But you better think about how no one else ever considers you average again (okay)

I shot myself eight times with the Jager-cannon (bang-bang-bang)
She did too (bang-bang-bang), I'm in the crosshairs
Didn't even bother talking to you, I wanna go home, but you don't believe it
You don't give a fuck if I don't like her
I don't give a fuck if she average

Bitch, I just got such a hardcore blowjob
That I'm fucking stunned, holy shit
We ran out of condoms, 6 am, winter
Vanya's fucking running to the pharmacy for a new pack
Well, basically, I want a family (ha-ha-ha-ha)

She average, but I'm too drunk to figure it out
She average, but I'm too drunk to figure it out
She average, but I'm too drunk to figure it out
Figure it out, I'm too drunk to figure it out