Текст и перевод песни Calle 13 - La Era de la Copiaera

La Era de la Copiaera

Muy buenos dias queridos estudiantes
La clase de calle 13 básica va a comenzar, por favor
...NO SE COPIEN!
(Calle 13)

Pa′ empezar alante, tu a mi no te pareces
Ni aunque hagás brujerias, villerias o rezes 100
Veces, tu a mi no te parece a solamente va a haber
Un solo Residente Calle 13, este corte dedicado
A ti pa' que el culo me bese′, dicelo a tu jefe
Que no invente, con el unico que pone a la gente
A cagar pelo púbico, con el único, que te puede
Humillar frente a un publico, lo tuyo apesta
A mojón de baño publico, mi lengua no tiene frenos
Todo los dias yo entreno, yo si practico y a fiaca
Me guillao' sin dientes te mastico, tu éres fácil, un pote
Un bizcochito, tu pa' mi eres chiquito, micro, pequeño
En cantito yo te digo, lo mio pica como jalapeño
Lo tuyo aburre y me da sueño, por eso tu no vendes
Ni en una casa de empeño, de mi estilo, de mi lirica
Yo soy el unico dueño, tu dice′ que lo mio fue leche?
PUES CON MI LECHE YO TE PREMIO!.
Un saludo a los que quieren parecerse a este tipo.

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Porque no me chupan el pito, repito
Porque no me chupan el pito, repito
Porque no me chupan el pito
Un saludo a los que quieren parecerse a este tipo
Porque no me chupan el Pi-to, Re-pito
Porque no me chupan el Pito, Re-pito

Porque no me chupan ellll.
Porque estamos en la era de la copiaera

Si los dejo se copian de mi vida entera
Me estoy robando el show por allá fuera

Tengo a la compe sin comida en la nevera
A la competencia pal′ baño los tengo corriendo
Lo tuyo es aburrido como John Ruiz contra Frez Okendo

A mi sin cojones si vendo o no vendo
Yo me puedo quedar toda mi vida en mi casa jugando nintendo
Viviendo con mi mai' hasta los 50 años
Meando toa′ la tapa del inodoro en el baño
Mirando revistas pornográficas y haciendome daño
Arrollado sin carro, cojiendo la lancha de cataño
Pero no es asi, pa' esta pendeja es lo que yo nací
Sigue mi nariz y serás feliz.yo se que mi estilo es raro
Pero habla claro, nadie te habia parao′
La pinga antes de venir viajando.
Quieren parecerse a mi?
Pues aqui tengo los manuales
Primero hay que tirarle a los fking federales
Tirarle al gobierno en la cara con salami Ganar un MTV ganar 3 grammys
Que el gobernador te invite a cantar rap en la fortaleza
Poner a to' Puerto Rico a hacerse rayas en la cabeza
En medio de una huelga llenar to′ un coliseo Tienes que poner a todo el genero a tirarse peos
Porque... dañaste el genero!
Y ya nadie te aguanta!
Tienes a los veteranos botando pus por la garganta

Ya te odian los viejitos y todo' Lo' japonese′
Y en medio de ocho mese′ tienen que haber como 90 calle 13,
Un saludo a los que quieren parecerse a este tipo.
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Porque no me chupan el pito, repito
Porque no me chupan el pito, repito
Porque no me chupan el pito, repito

Un saludo a los que quieren parecerse a este tipo.
Porque no me chupan el pito, repito
Porque no me chupan el pito, repito
Porque no me chupan ellllll...
(PROFESORA)
Espero que hayan aprendido la leccion de hoy.
Sigan practicando, que se van a quedar con el canto
Se los Juro... AH! Y Dejen de fumar marihuana!

The Era of the Copycat

Good morning, dear students
Calle 13's basic class is about to begin, please
...DON'T COPY!
(Calle 13)

To start, you don't look like me
Even if you do witchcraft, villainy, or pray 100
Times, you don't look like me, there's only gonna be
One Residente Calle 13, this track dedicated
To you so you can kiss my ass, tell your boss
Not to invent, with the only one who makes people
Shit pubic hair, with the only one who can
Humiliate you in front of an audience, yours stinks
Like public bathroom shit, my tongue has no brakes
Every day I train, I practice and laziness
I chew you without teeth, you're easy, a pot
A cookie, you're small to me, micro, tiny
In a little song I tell you, mine stings like jalapeño
Yours is boring and makes me sleepy, that's why you don't sell
Not even in a pawn shop, of my style, of my lyrics
I am the only owner, you say mine was milk?
WELL WITH MY MILK I REWARD YOU!.
Greetings to those who want to be like this guy.

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Why don't you suck my dick, I repeat
Why don't you suck my dick, I repeat
Why don't you suck my dick
Greetings to those who want to be like this guy
Why don't you suck my Di-ck, I Re-peat
Why don't you suck my Dick, I Re-peat

Why don't you suck mylll.
Because we are in the era of the copycat

If I let them, they copy my whole life
I'm stealing the show out there

I have the competition with no food in the fridge
I have the competition running to the bathroom
Yours is as boring as John Ruiz vs. Frez Okendo

I don't give a damn if I sell or not
I can stay at home all my life playing nintendo
Living with my mom until I'm 50
Pissing all over the toilet seat in the bathroom
Looking at porn magazines and hurting myself
Rolling without a car, taking the Cataño boat
But it's not like that, this is what I was born for, bitch
Follow my nose and you'll be happy. I know my style is weird
But speak clearly, nobody had stopped you
The dick before coming traveling.
Do you want to be like me?
Well here I have the manuals
First you have to throw at the fucking feds
Throw salami at the government's face Win an MTV win 3 grammys
Have the governor invite you to rap at the fortress
Get all of Puerto Rico to make stripes on their heads
Fill a whole coliseum in the middle of a strike You have to make the whole genre fart
Because... you ruined the genre!
And nobody can stand you anymore!
You have the veterans throwing pus down their throats

The old people and all the Japanese hate you
And in the middle of eight months there have to be like 90 Calle 13,
Greetings to those who want to be like this guy.
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Why don't you suck my dick, I repeat
Why don't you suck my dick, I repeat
Why don't you suck my dick, I repeat

Greetings to those who want to be like this guy.
Why don't you suck my dick, I repeat
Why don't you suck my dick, I repeat
Why don't you suck mylllll...
(TEACHER)
I hope you have learned today's lesson.
Keep practicing, you're gonna get the hang of it
I Swear... AH! And Stop smoking weed!